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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Every single time I go to the hairdressers I have to struggle with my words and not ask for my hair to be blow jobbed straight. Has having a filthy mind gotten anyone else in trouble  |
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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago
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"Every single time I go to the hairdressers I have to struggle with my words and not ask for my hair to be blow jobbed straight. Has having a filthy mind gotten anyone else in trouble "
I'm terrible for doing this. Esp for saying I just want a quick blow job instead of blow dry. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I feel your pain, I moonlighted as a barman a while back and a lady asked for a Long Slow Comfortable Screw Against the Wall, I really should've brushed up on my cocktails  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I feel your pain, I moonlighted as a barman a while back and a lady asked for a Long Slow Comfortable Screw Against the Wall, I really should've brushed up on my cocktails "
a long hard talking talk isnt as much craic as i thought it would be |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Was having coffee with my boss and started flirting with him and he was flirting back and asked him how his ass looked great in his work trousers! I was mortified and I soon remembered he's not a fabber!  |
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"Was having coffee with my boss and started flirting with him and he was flirting back and asked him how his ass looked great in his work trousers! I was mortified and I soon remembered he's not a fabber! "
He might have a donkey who wears his clothes so you might just have got away with it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I feel your pain, I moonlighted as a barman a while back and a lady asked for a Long Slow Comfortable Screw Against the Wall, I really should've brushed up on my cocktails
a long hard talking talk isnt as much craic as i thought it would be"
Really? You seem a chatty individual |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I feel your pain, I moonlighted as a barman a while back and a lady asked for a Long Slow Comfortable Screw Against the Wall, I really should've brushed up on my cocktails
Did she enjoy it !!!!!  "
Up until the bouncer intervened she seemed rather agreeable |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Every single time I go to the hairdressers I have to struggle with my words and not ask for my hair to be blow jobbed straight. Has having a filthy mind gotten anyone else in trouble "
ah sure say a prayer an u will be grand |
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"I feel your pain, I moonlighted as a barman a while back and a lady asked for a Long Slow Comfortable Screw Against the Wall, I really should've brushed up on my cocktails
Did she enjoy it !!!!! "
note to self.... Next time keep face straight lol  |
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