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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Was in work and we where talking about chat up lines but because we are lads it just became dirty... so what is the best chat up line or best dirty chat up line you know or have heard |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wanna see my lizard? I'll even let ya stroke him if he doesn't get too excited  
I've seen ur lizard and what a strange colour  "
That's not the best compliment he's ever had  |
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over a year ago
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"Wanna see my lizard? I'll even let ya stroke him if he doesn't get too excited
Excited !!! He never moved just lay there "
That's cause you never stroked him  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Wanna see my lizard? I'll even let ya stroke him if he doesn't get too excited
Excited !!! He never moved just lay there
That's cause you never stroked him "
If I had stroked him u would have needed ear plugs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wanna see my lizard? I'll even let ya stroke him if he doesn't get too excited
Excited !!! He never moved just lay there
That's cause you never stroked him
If I had stroked him u would have needed ear plugs"
You'd scream that much, god he's not that scarey |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wanna see my lizard? I'll even let ya stroke him if he doesn't get too excited
Excited !!! He never moved just lay there
That's cause you never stroked him
If I had stroked him u would have needed ear plugs
You'd scream that much, god he's not that scarey "
My skin feels funny thinking about him and he is not even here |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A guy mailed me here recently saying ''hey baby, I'd love to stick it in your shit pipe'
Charmer 
Lol I hope you swooned red, he's a keeper!"
wouldnt mind having a chat with her and drink she look tops  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wanna see my lizard? I'll even let ya stroke him if he doesn't get too excited
Excited !!! He never moved just lay there
That's cause you never stroked him
If I had stroked him u would have needed ear plugs
You'd scream that much, god he's not that scarey
My skin feels funny thinking about him and he is not even here"
That'll be the goosebumps lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wanna see my lizard? I'll even let ya stroke him if he doesn't get too excited
Excited !!! He never moved just lay there
That's cause you never stroked him
If I had stroked him u would have needed ear plugs
You'd scream that much, god he's not that scarey
My skin feels funny thinking about him and he is not even here
That'll be the goosebumps lol"
No he just gives me the willies |
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By *s louWoman
over a year ago
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In my spare time I’m an astronaut. My next mission? I’m gonna explore Uranus
I don’t know much about flowers, but you can put your tulips around my cock
I wish you were my big toe… Then I would bang you on every piece of furniture at my house
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What way do you like your eggs?
Unfertilised  "
Yup that's the answer to that one.
Prefer the Kevin Wilson one myself, My face is leaving in 15 mins and I'd like you on it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once asked a large girl in a nightclub if she would like to dance.she said she would love to so I said go dance so I want to chat up your fit friend. I feel bad about saying it now though. Sort of. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have you a mirror in your knickers? Cause I can see myself in them
you silver tongued devil
never used it personally
so come on banabas... spin me a chat up line. ... Just for me "
Did your bobbles jingle or are you just happy to see me?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In my spare time I’m an astronaut. My next mission? I’m gonna explore Uranus
I don’t know much about flowers, but you can put your tulips around my cock
I wish you were my big toe… Then I would bang you on every piece of furniture at my house
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im cracking up here... love them |
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