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Awkward times to be horny
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I always seem to be horny while I'm either driving or been drove the vibrations always seen to make me hard  .
Handy to know that... So instead of doing a sexy little lap dance for you all I have to do is sit you up on my washing machine and hit spin   "
Wouldn't be hard to be hard for you an there wouldn't be anythin awkward bout it either lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Rae will nearly always try to get me hard in lifts, or anything similar, so I've to walk out hard.....thinks it's funny.
It kinda is....lol
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Has to be done mate
Sounds kinky as fuck to me tho |
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"Rae will nearly always try to get me hard in lifts, or anything similar, so I've to walk out hard.....thinks it's funny.
It kinda is....lol
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I have to say I'm guilty of that to lol.. It appeals to my sense of humour   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A few years ago I was getting my tonsils out and I was just about to be taken in when surgeon came over patting my arm telling me not to worry
and all I could think off was
ohh yes I'd do him  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Happened me at mass the women in front had a mighty ass lol I skiped communion that day lol "
Good god hardy ya must have been excited with all those posts!! |
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"Rae will nearly always try to get me hard in lifts, or anything similar, so I've to walk out hard.....thinks it's funny.
It kinda is....lol
I have to say I'm guilty of that to lol.. It appeals to my sense of humour "
I like your sense of humour. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Rae will nearly always try to get me hard in lifts, or anything similar, so I've to walk out hard.....thinks it's funny.
It kinda is....lol
I have to say I'm guilty of that to lol.. It appeals to my sense of humour "
Me too lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mr P always get horny if weve had a fallout.....he will stand there with a hardon and think its funny and im like wtf....lol....  "
This happens, oddly when my ex would get upset over something and need a cuddle I'd get aroused, always cheered her up |
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"Rae will nearly always try to get me hard in lifts, or anything similar, so I've to walk out hard.....thinks it's funny.
It kinda is....lol
I have to say I'm guilty of that to lol.. It appeals to my sense of humour
I like your sense of humour. "
into the lift with you Mr mingo |
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"Rae will nearly always try to get me hard in lifts, or anything similar, so I've to walk out hard.....thinks it's funny.
It kinda is....lol
I have to say I'm guilty of that to lol.. It appeals to my sense of humour
I like your sense of humour.
into the lift with you Mr mingo "
Waaay ahead of you...my finger is on the emergency stop button |
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"Rae will nearly always try to get me hard in lifts, or anything similar, so I've to walk out hard.....thinks it's funny.
It kinda is....lol
I have to say I'm guilty of that to lol.. It appeals to my sense of humour
I like your sense of humour.
into the lift with you Mr mingo
Waaay ahead of you...my finger is on the emergency stop button "
my type of guy lol |
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"Rae will nearly always try to get me hard in lifts, or anything similar, so I've to walk out hard.....thinks it's funny.
It kinda is....lol
I have to say I'm guilty of that to lol.. It appeals to my sense of humour
I like your sense of humour.
into the lift with you Mr mingo
Waaay ahead of you...my finger is on the emergency stop button
my type of guy lol "
Aerosmith - Love In An Elevator: http://youtu.be/h3Yrhv33Zb8 |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Happened me at mass the women in front had a mighty ass lol I skiped communion that day lol "
Oh Hardy I may be careful wer I put my little hunnitoes in case u get aroused on the dance floor |
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"Rae will nearly always try to get me hard in lifts, or anything similar, so I've to walk out hard.....thinks it's funny.
It kinda is....lol
I have to say I'm guilty of that to lol.. It appeals to my sense of humour
I like your sense of humour.
into the lift with you Mr mingo
Waaay ahead of you...my finger is on the emergency stop button
my type of guy lol
Aerosmith - Love In An Elevator: http://youtu.be/h3Yrhv33Zb8"
see now.. that belongs on the sexiest song thread! Love it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mr P always get horny if weve had a fallout.....he will stand there with a hardon and think its funny and im like wtf....lol....
This happens, oddly when my ex would get upset over something and need a cuddle I'd get aroused, always cheered her up "
Lol....must be a man thing....though the making up sex is always fab.... |
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"Rae will nearly always try to get me hard in lifts, or anything similar, so I've to walk out hard.....thinks it's funny.
It kinda is....lol
I have to say I'm guilty of that to lol.. It appeals to my sense of humour
I like your sense of humour.
into the lift with you Mr mingo
Waaay ahead of you...my finger is on the emergency stop button
my type of guy lol
Aerosmith - Love In An Elevator: http://youtu.be/h3Yrhv33Zb8
see now.. that belongs on the sexiest song thread! Love it "
I aim to please....and I'm pleased to aim  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mr P always get horny if weve had a fallout.....he will stand there with a hardon and think its funny and im like wtf....lol....
This happens, oddly when my ex would get upset over something and need a cuddle I'd get aroused, always cheered her up
Lol....must be a man thing....though the making up sex is always fab.... "
Must be |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Rae will nearly always try to get me hard in lifts, or anything similar, so I've to walk out hard.....thinks it's funny.
It kinda is....lol
I have to say I'm guilty of that to lol.. It appeals to my sense of humour
I like your sense of humour.
into the lift with you Mr mingo
Waaay ahead of you...my finger is on the emergency stop button
my type of guy lol
Aerosmith - Love In An Elevator: http://youtu.be/h3Yrhv33Zb8
see now.. that belongs on the sexiest song thread! Love it "
Lovin it up when I'm going dooooooown \m/ \m/ |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Happened me at mass the women in front had a mighty ass lol I skiped communion that day lol
Good god hardy ya must have been excited with all those posts!! "
lol this phone is like my willy has a mind of it's own |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Happened me at mass the women in front had a mighty ass lol I skiped communion that day lol
Good god hardy ya must have been excited with all those posts!! lol this phone is like my willy has a mind of it's own "
All those threats of going in my dungeon on the 15th got ya all bothered.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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School was a cruel place. I remember last day of school there was this girl I always had the hots for. The tradition was to sign everyone's shirt..came around to me signing hers...must have been the scent of her perfume mixing with the shape of her perfect breasts but by the time I have finished signing her name I had an involuntary raging hardon! I was so embarrassed , more than 10 years on that lady is still hot as ever ! |
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"Rae will nearly always try to get me hard in lifts, or anything similar, so I've to walk out hard.....thinks it's funny.
It kinda is....lol
I have to say I'm guilty of that to lol.. It appeals to my sense of humour
I like your sense of humour.
into the lift with you Mr mingo
Waaay ahead of you...my finger is on the emergency stop button
my type of guy lol
Aerosmith - Love In An Elevator: http://youtu.be/h3Yrhv33Zb8
see now.. that belongs on the sexiest song thread! Love it
Lovin it up when I'm going dooooooown \m/ \m/"
can ya ask mingo to take his finger of the button now! ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Rae will nearly always try to get me hard in lifts, or anything similar, so I've to walk out hard.....thinks it's funny.
It kinda is....lol
I have to say I'm guilty of that to lol.. It appeals to my sense of humour
I like your sense of humour.
into the lift with you Mr mingo
Waaay ahead of you...my finger is on the emergency stop button
my type of guy lol
Aerosmith - Love In An Elevator: http://youtu.be/h3Yrhv33Zb8
see now.. that belongs on the sexiest song thread! Love it
Lovin it up when I'm going dooooooown \m/ \m/
can ya ask mingo to take his finger out of my ass now! ! "
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"Rae will nearly always try to get me hard in lifts, or anything similar, so I've to walk out hard.....thinks it's funny.
It kinda is....lol
I have to say I'm guilty of that to lol.. It appeals to my sense of humour
I like your sense of humour.
into the lift with you Mr mingo
Waaay ahead of you...my finger is on the emergency stop button
my type of guy lol
Aerosmith - Love In An Elevator: http://youtu.be/h3Yrhv33Zb8
see now.. that belongs on the sexiest song thread! Love it
Lovin it up when I'm going dooooooown \m/ \m/
can ya ask mingo to take his finger out of my ass now! ! "
bad panthers! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Rae will nearly always try to get me hard in lifts, or anything similar, so I've to walk out hard.....thinks it's funny.
It kinda is....lol
I have to say I'm guilty of that to lol.. It appeals to my sense of humour
I like your sense of humour.
into the lift with you Mr mingo
Waaay ahead of you...my finger is on the emergency stop button
my type of guy lol
Aerosmith - Love In An Elevator: http://youtu.be/h3Yrhv33Zb8
see now.. that belongs on the sexiest song thread! Love it
Lovin it up when I'm going dooooooown \m/ \m/
can ya ask mingo to take his finger out of my ass now! !
bad panthers! "
No Bad Mr Panther |
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"Rae will nearly always try to get me hard in lifts, or anything similar, so I've to walk out hard.....thinks it's funny.
It kinda is....lol
I have to say I'm guilty of that to lol.. It appeals to my sense of humour
I like your sense of humour.
into the lift with you Mr mingo
Waaay ahead of you...my finger is on the emergency stop button
my type of guy lol
Aerosmith - Love In An Elevator: http://youtu.be/h3Yrhv33Zb8
see now.. that belongs on the sexiest song thread! Love it
Lovin it up when I'm going dooooooown \m/ \m/
can ya ask mingo to take his finger out of my ass now! !
bad panthers!
No Bad Mr Panther "
naughty Mr panther. ..I may have to remove mingos finger from my ass and stick it up yours |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Iwas swimming in the sea last week when i had this gorgeous woman playing in the water close to me she was stunning in her bikini,full firm breasts,& a slim curvy body. When i had to leave the water i had a huge horn & had to walk past a lot of people to get to where my clothes were,i was so embarrassed |
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