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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hey vader, you look like a big black dildo - Frankie Boyle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No ones dies a Virgin

The government fucks us all

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By *ohn MingoMan over a year ago

Dublin

"You can shove it up your arse for free, and fuck off while you're doing it"

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By *cjoyCouple over a year ago

Galway

'If you didn't say so much, people wouldn't know that you knew so little'

Miss Mcjoy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Artificial intelligence is no match to natural stupidity!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

the only thing standing between u and ur goal is the bullshit story u keep telling urself as to why u cant achieve it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 25/07/14 11:59:26]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mary Mary quite contrary! How does your garden grow??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Money doesn't buy you happiness, it only rents it for a while

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If i get it easy

i'll take it twice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't raise your voice, improve your argument.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your as handy as a handbrake on a canoe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If yer granny had balls ahe'd be ur granda ...my da

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If we kill all the caterpillars, there will never be any butterflies.

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman over a year ago

Palookaville

Never take an arsehole with ya. .....

You'll always find one when you get there

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By *edrockcoupleCouple over a year ago

athlone

People in glass Houses shouldn't throw stones

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mary Mary quite contrary! How does your garden grow??

Has the beer and limes kicked in ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kid's in car's cause accidents,

accidents in car's cause kid's

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By *ilderMan over a year ago

dublin

"The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Vim Fuego: I could play "Stairway To Heaven" when I was 12. Jimmy Page didn't actually write it until he was 22. I think that says quite a lot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I may not believe in myself, but I believe in what I'm doing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't let the c*nts get you down..

The Dali Lama

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Trust me, you're an amazing dancer.

Vodka

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman over a year ago

Palookaville

"Trust me, you're an amazing dancer.

Vodka

funny mr gin tells me that all the time! ! Usually accompanied by mrs cocktails

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS over a year ago

Limavady

Good things come to those who wait.......

Shit pretty much happens straight away

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS over a year ago

Limavady

[Removed by poster at 25/07/14 17:45:50]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If she's amazing she won't be easy

If she's easy she won't be amazing.

If she's worth it you won't give up

If you give up your not worthy

Truth is everyone will hurt you

You just gotta find the ones worth suffering for

Bob Marley

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had to quote somebody's status i seen on fab not too long ago I thought was really funny

brad pitt himself wouldn't get my knickers off in one text

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman over a year ago

My town

I wish your mother had a headache the night you was conceived.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Down with this sort of thing...

Careful now!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To quote drake:

"Kiss me like you miss me

Fuck me like you hate me"

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By *ucyfur77Woman over a year ago

Pleasuretown

""You can shove it up your arse for free, and fuck off while you're doing it""

One of the best films ever

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

""You can shove it up your arse for free, and fuck off while you're doing it"

One of the best films ever

Agreed

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By *iktikiCouple over a year ago

cork

is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Smile....its the second best thing you can do with your lips

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By *j47Man over a year ago

limerick

Don't mind her screaming make her take it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Too many arseholes

Not enough bullets

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By *r MacmullyMan over a year ago

Tarbert

Every hole is a score

Then a good woman is a hat trick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Every hole is a score

Then a good woman is a hat trick

You country people are weird, it's every holes a goal surely?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"the only thing standing between u and ur goal is the bullshit story u keep telling urself as to why u cant achieve it."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wish your mother had a headache the night you was conceived. "
LOL !!!!!!!!!! Love this one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

every rose has a thorn ...... then theres you .... you have a full gardens worth B-)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i may be a cunt. but your a half cunt!! a cunts good for something... a half cunts good for nothing??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck

Just the word fuck its beautiful it can be fucking used in every fucking possible fucking way fuck fuck fuckuty fuck lol

In the words of tommy tiernan the English language and its grammar is a big brick wall and the word fuck is my sledgehammer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am the master of my fate .

I am the captain of my soul . "

My all time favourite was actually considering a new tattoo of it .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Monthebiff

For those I love I will bleed

Illigitmi non carborundum

(Don't let the bastards grind you down)

Headphones in /world out

It wasn't me honest

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS over a year ago

Limavady

I won't cum in your mouth

The cheque's in the post

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By *rnyladniMan over a year ago

Limavady

It is better to keep your mouth closed and appear to be an idiot

Than to open your mouth and confirm it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its all shits n giggles

Until someone giggles and shits

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never argue with a fool . People watching won't be able to tell the difference

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

' I'm somewhat of a bulls***er myself, but at times I like to hear from a true professional. Please carry on .'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If she's amazing she won't be easy

If she's easy she won't be amazing.

If she's worth it you won't give up

If you give up your not worthy

Truth is everyone will hurt you

You just gotta find the ones worth suffering for

Bob Marley"

love this one.its so true

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cows may come

Cows may go

But the bullshit in this place goes on forever... love it me granda said it al the time

You cant pull a rabbit from your ass but you can pull a hair

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

everybody has a good dog and bad dog inside them, which one wins? the one you feed the most.

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