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over a year ago
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"I have to cut the grass today and my back is still aching from the crash. 
Just put a cushion on the ride on mower."
that and take a load of pills and hope i dont fall asleep...lol |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
Summer being my quiet time at work i found my self parked outside the adult store so i said well lets see what would take my interest.i entered the stir and started browsing as u do when i spotted a supplement that makes u harder for longer,so the devil inside me said try it what have u to loose. Well i tell u i am here 24hrs later and it still beat heffiers out of a paddock for u, i have wanked it,i have flicked it and i even tried to roll it yet the f..ker still standing it has me driven demented and heres ye complaining about fecking birds waking ye up try and dogs barking think of us poor souls that have a tent in his trousers that go down no matter what,now i am off to the chemist to get some more lube and tissues with that balm that soothes rawness |
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"Summer being my quiet time at work i found my self parked outside the adult store so i said well lets see what would take my interest.i entered the stir and started browsing as u do when i spotted a supplement that makes u harder for longer,so the devil inside me said try it what have u to loose. Well i tell u i am here 24hrs later and it still beat heffiers out of a paddock for u, i have wanked it,i have flicked it and i even tried to roll it yet the f..ker still standing it has me driven demented and heres ye complaining about fecking birds waking ye up try and dogs barking think of us poor souls that have a tent in his trousers that go down no matter what,now i am off to the chemist to get some more lube and tissues with that balm that soothes rawness "
Me thinks you need a nurse  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Summer being my quiet time at work i found my self parked outside the adult store so i said well lets see what would take my interest.i entered the stir and started browsing as u do when i spotted a supplement that makes u harder for longer,so the devil inside me said try it what have u to loose. Well i tell u i am here 24hrs later and it still beat heffiers out of a paddock for u, i have wanked it,i have flicked it and i even tried to roll it yet the f..ker still standing it has me driven demented and heres ye complaining about fecking birds waking ye up try and dogs barking think of us poor souls that have a tent in his trousers that go down no matter what,now i am off to the chemist to get some more lube and tissues with that balm that soothes rawness
Me thinks you need a nurse "
now why didn't i think of that 
well is there any nurses in the house  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I gave myself a serious talking to before the gym then thrashed myself. I went that hard I even think my bum hole even gasped for air....... Tuesday has been great though Wednesday may well be sore  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cant get a meet for tonight!! Even stocked up on jonnys this time 
what?? thats mental. yup its very quite tonight
well u can cum and knock this herbal horn to bits if u like "
You were being serious about that??  I was waiting for a punch line!! Lol  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Cant get a meet for tonight!! Even stocked up on jonnys this time
what?? thats mental. yup its very quite tonight
well u can cum and knock this herbal horn to bits if u like
You were being serious about that?? I was waiting for a punch line!! Lol "
i was its crazy stuff i was laughing at the toughts of it working now i know better |
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