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You know what they say about guys with small feet...

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By *ilder OP   Man  over a year ago

dublin

Following on from another post I got thinking. What 'old wives tales' or things you were told as a kid do you know to be total rubbish?

FYI The only thing you can say for sure about guys with small feet is that they have difficulty getting shoes... Trust me...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That if the wonderful changes your face will stay that way

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cracking your knuckles gives you arthritis.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sitting on walls gives you piles

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By *ohn MingoMan  over a year ago

Dublin

I choose to believe the distance from the tip of a mans thumb to his index finger is the same length as his cock.....because in my case i like the result!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Really bad heartburn = a hair head

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If you swallow bubble/chewing gum it stays in your stomach for 7 years.

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By *ilder OP   Man  over a year ago

dublin


"I choose to believe the distance from the tip of a mans thumb to his index finger is the same length as his cock.....because in my case i like the result!"

Sadly, like the feet thing... Total bulls*it though

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

limerick

If u don't stop wanking ul go blind

thank god i wore glasses from a very young age otherwise id believe it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

'Step on a crack, break your Mothers back'

Don't walk on the cracks in the pavement.

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

limerick

Carrots are good for ur eye sight, i have tried them every way only time they done anything for my eye sight was a woman on cam took a whole one in her foo foo i had to look twice

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By *ilder OP   Man  over a year ago

dublin


"Carrots are good for ur eye sight, i have tried them every way only time they done anything for my eye sight was a woman on cam took a whole one in her foo foo i had to look twice "

Being a gentleman I hope you not only looked but offered to call around and help..

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By *j47Man  over a year ago

limerick


"Carrots are good for ur eye sight, i have tried them every way only time they done anything for my eye sight was a woman on cam took a whole one in her foo foo i had to look twice

Being a gentleman I hope you not only looked but offered to call around and help.. "

not likely the way she worked that carrot she would have swallowed me up and blown me out in bubbles u have to know ur limitations man

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By *ilder OP   Man  over a year ago

dublin


"Carrots are good for ur eye sight, i have tried them every way only time they done anything for my eye sight was a woman on cam took a whole one in her foo foo i had to look twice

Being a gentleman I hope you not only looked but offered to call around and help..

not likely the way she worked that carrot she would have swallowed me up and blown me out in bubbles u have to know ur limitations man "

True, true, no point over stretching yourself as it were. Although perhaps it was herself in this instance that was over stretched...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If you eat sugar and bread it will give you worms !! Lol

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By *itty14Couple  over a year ago

kilkenny

Your tongue will turn black if you tell a lie...we always got caught with this....we must have been very gullible cause my lads just laughed when I tried it.

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman  over a year ago

Palookaville

That the length of a man's thumb x3 = the size of his cock

I know _ilder! !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I must come from the land of wives tails with just over size 12 feet and hands like shovels

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't poke ur bellybutton or ur bum will fall off !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Following on from another post I got thinking. What 'old wives tales' or things you were told as a kid do you know to be total rubbish?

FYI The only thing you can say for sure about guys with small feet is that they have difficulty getting shoes... Trust me... "

Hahaaaaaaaaaa...do you know i saw the thread but not who posted it and i thought....i bet a million pounds/euro's thats _ilder that has posted it!!! lol...lol...

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By *ilder OP   Man  over a year ago

dublin


"That the length of a man's thumb x3 = the size of his cock

I know _ilder! ! "

Yep you guessed it, I measured my thumb and it's totally wrong, apparently I'm only 6 inches, yeah right!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Big shoes that's what they say...

Right

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman  over a year ago

Palookaville


"That the length of a man's thumb x3 = the size of his cock

I know _ilder! !

Yep you guessed it, I measured my thumb and it's totally wrong, apparently I'm only 6 inches, yeah right! "

mmmm not that I would know.... But no lol

I have a feeling it might be bigger than that! !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Don't poke ur bellybutton or ur bum will fall off ! "

A misplaced reach around could get very awkward if this was true...

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By *ilder OP   Man  over a year ago

dublin


"That the length of a man's thumb x3 = the size of his cock

I know _ilder! !

Yep you guessed it, I measured my thumb and it's totally wrong, apparently I'm only 6 inches, yeah right!

mmmm not that I would know.... But no lol

I have a feeling it might be bigger than that! ! "

Damn right well for me my thumb x 3 = my girth so it's right for that...

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman  over a year ago

Palookaville


"That the length of a man's thumb x3 = the size of his cock

I know _ilder! !

Yep you guessed it, I measured my thumb and it's totally wrong, apparently I'm only 6 inches, yeah right!

mmmm not that I would know.... But no lol

I have a feeling it might be bigger than that! !

Damn right well for me my thumb x 3 = my girth so it's right for that... "

I think all your growing went to the one place Mr _ilder! ! Actually you have beautiful hands. . Very fine. . Now as for other attributes. . You made a rather large impression !

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By *ilder OP   Man  over a year ago

dublin


"That the length of a man's thumb x3 = the size of his cock

I know _ilder! !

Yep you guessed it, I measured my thumb and it's totally wrong, apparently I'm only 6 inches, yeah right!

mmmm not that I would know.... But no lol

I have a feeling it might be bigger than that! !

Damn right well for me my thumb x 3 = my girth so it's right for that...

I think all your growing went to the one place Mr _ilder! ! Actually you have beautiful hands. . Very fine. . Now as for other attributes. . You made a rather large impression ! "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"That the length of a man's thumb x3 = the size of his cock

I know _ilder! !

Yep you guessed it, I measured my thumb and it's totally wrong, apparently I'm only 6 inches, yeah right!

mmmm not that I would know.... But no lol

I have a feeling it might be bigger than that! !

Damn right well for me my thumb x 3 = my girth so it's right for that...

I think all your growing went to the one place Mr _ilder! ! Actually you have beautiful hands. . Very fine. . Now as for other attributes. . You made a rather large impression ! "

Mrs s you filthy woman!!!

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman  over a year ago

Palookaville


"That the length of a man's thumb x3 = the size of his cock

I know _ilder! !

Yep you guessed it, I measured my thumb and it's totally wrong, apparently I'm only 6 inches, yeah right!

mmmm not that I would know.... But no lol

I have a feeling it might be bigger than that! !

Damn right well for me my thumb x 3 = my girth so it's right for that...

I think all your growing went to the one place Mr _ilder! ! Actually you have beautiful hands. . Very fine. . Now as for other attributes. . You made a rather large impression !

Mrs s you filthy woman!!! "

what ..lol... He made a big impression. ..

With his. .kisses !

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