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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Don't you just love it when a lady catches your eye and she notices you looking..... then as you carry on watching her walking away she starts preening herself. Either by fixing her hair or pulling their jeans up their ass so they are sitting just right with a little wiggle thrown in just for good measure! This just happened right in front of me, am I just a perv or am I not on my own?  |
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"Don't you just love it when a lady catches your eye and she notices you looking..... then as you carry on watching her walking away she starts preening herself. Either by fixing her hair or pulling their jeans up their ass so they are sitting just right with a little wiggle thrown in just for good measure! This just happened right in front of me, am I just a perv or am I not on my own? "
Lol are you day dreaming again??  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don't you just love it when a lady catches your eye and she notices you looking..... then as you carry on watching her walking away she starts preening herself. Either by fixing her hair or pulling their jeans up their ass so they are sitting just right with a little wiggle thrown in just for good measure! This just happened right in front of me, am I just a perv or am I not on my own? "
Ya big perv, good lad   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don't you just love it when a lady catches your eye and she notices you looking..... then as you carry on watching her walking away she starts preening herself. Either by fixing her hair or pulling their jeans up their ass so they are sitting just right with a little wiggle thrown in just for good measure! This just happened right in front of me, am I just a perv or am I not on my own? "
Would be too busy looking at my shoes to notice! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Don't you just love it when a lady catches your eye and she notices you looking..... then as you carry on watching her walking away she starts preening herself. Either by fixing her hair or pulling their jeans up their ass so they are sitting just right with a little wiggle thrown in just for good measure! This just happened right in front of me, am I just a perv or am I not on my own?
Ya big perv, good lad "
It's gotta be done when you work out and about you should know that just so many fine ladies to see. Especially when the sun comes out  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Don't you just love it when a lady catches your eye and she notices you looking..... then as you carry on watching her walking away she starts preening herself. Either by fixing her hair or pulling their jeans up their ass so they are sitting just right with a little wiggle thrown in just for good measure! This just happened right in front of me, am I just a perv or am I not on my own?
Would be too busy looking at my shoes to notice! "
Your seriously missing a trick  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don't you just love it when a lady catches your eye and she notices you looking..... then as you carry on watching her walking away she starts preening herself. Either by fixing her hair or pulling their jeans up their ass so they are sitting just right with a little wiggle thrown in just for good measure! This just happened right in front of me, am I just a perv or am I not on my own?
Ya big perv, good lad
It's gotta be done when you work out and about you should know that just so many fine ladies to see. Especially when the sun comes out "
So I know bud |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Don't you just love it when a lady catches your eye and she notices you looking..... then as you carry on watching her walking away she starts preening herself. Either by fixing her hair or pulling their jeans up their ass so they are sitting just right with a little wiggle thrown in just for good measure! This just happened right in front of me, am I just a perv or am I not on my own?
Lol are you day dreaming again?? "
Nope real life and what a fine ass it was it did put me into a bit of a daydream though  |
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So guilty of this. .. But the worst thing is. . Then you get really self conscious because you know someone is looking at you. .
and if you're as clumsy as I am. . You trip over fresh air. . And the allure is severely dented  |
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Ha! I did this the other day! A car full of guys were checking me out and whistling at me as I was filling at the petrol station! As I walked out of the shop I rewarded them by pulling my hair out of it's clip and doing the hair toss! They cheered and beeped the horn! |
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"So guilty of this. .. But the worst thing is. . Then you get really self conscious because you know someone is looking at you. .
and if you're as clumsy as I am. . You trip over fresh air. . And the allure is severely dented "
I'm perving you now
Watch ya dont trip |
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"So guilty of this. .. But the worst thing is. . Then you get really self conscious because you know someone is looking at you. .
and if you're as clumsy as I am. . You trip over fresh air. . And the allure is severely dented
I'm perving you now
Watch ya dont trip "
ahhh ..so that was your fault! !!  |
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"Ha! I did this the other day! A car full of guys were checking me out and whistling at me as I was filling at the petrol station! As I walked out of the shop I rewarded them by pulling my hair out of it's clip and doing the hair toss! They cheered and beeped the horn! "
see!! That's how Ya do it.... go girl !!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ha! I did this the other day! A car full of guys were checking me out and whistling at me as I was filling at the petrol station! As I walked out of the shop I rewarded them by pulling my hair out of it's clip and doing the hair toss! They cheered and beeped the horn! "
Love this |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So guilty of this. .. But the worst thing is. . Then you get really self conscious because you know someone is looking at you. .
and if you're as clumsy as I am. . You trip over fresh air. . And the allure is severely dented
I'm perving you now
Watch ya dont trip
ahhh ..so that was your fault! !! "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So guilty of this. .. But the worst thing is. . Then you get really self conscious because you know someone is looking at you. .
and if you're as clumsy as I am. . You trip over fresh air. . And the allure is severely dented "
Do you jingle your bobbles when you strut? |
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"So guilty of this. .. But the worst thing is. . Then you get really self conscious because you know someone is looking at you. .
and if you're as clumsy as I am. . You trip over fresh air. . And the allure is severely dented
Do you jingle your bobbles when you strut?"
I so do! !..... People can hear me coming |
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By *azsinsMan
over a year ago
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"Don't you just love it when a lady catches your eye and she notices you looking..... then as you carry on watching her walking away she starts preening herself. Either by fixing her hair or pulling their jeans up their ass so they are sitting just right with a little wiggle thrown in just for good measure! This just happened right in front of me, am I just a perv or am I not on my own? "
Your perv and your not on your own!!
whats even better is when you watch her preen and just smile and with a glint in your eye say how you doing!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Don't you just love it when a lady catches your eye and she notices you looking..... then as you carry on watching her walking away she starts preening herself. Either by fixing her hair or pulling their jeans up their ass so they are sitting just right with a little wiggle thrown in just for good measure! This just happened right in front of me, am I just a perv or am I not on my own?
Your perv and your not on your own!!
whats even better is when you watch her preen and just smile and with a glint in your eye say how you doing!!! "
Perv and proud she knew, I couldn't have made it more obvious |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So guilty of this. .. But the worst thing is. . Then you get really self conscious because you know someone is looking at you. .
and if you're as clumsy as I am. . You trip over fresh air. . And the allure is severely dented
Do you jingle your bobbles when you strut?
I so do! !..... People can hear me coming "
So I've heard  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So guilty of this. .. But the worst thing is. . Then you get really self conscious because you know someone is looking at you. .
and if you're as clumsy as I am. . You trip over fresh air. . And the allure is severely dented
Do you jingle your bobbles when you strut?
I so do! !..... People can hear me coming
So I've heard "
Funny my neighbours were saying the same..........Mr P |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So guilty of this. .. But the worst thing is. . Then you get really self conscious because you know someone is looking at you. .
and if you're as clumsy as I am. . You trip over fresh air. . And the allure is severely dented
Do you jingle your bobbles when you strut?
I so do! !..... People can hear me coming
So I've heard
Funny my neighbours were saying the same..........Mr P "
how are the Gnomes? |
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"So guilty of this. .. But the worst thing is. . Then you get really self conscious because you know someone is looking at you. .
and if you're as clumsy as I am. . You trip over fresh air. . And the allure is severely dented
Do you jingle your bobbles when you strut?
I so do! !..... People can hear me coming
So I've heard
Funny my neighbours were saying the same..........Mr P "
he means my balls |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So guilty of this. .. But the worst thing is. . Then you get really self conscious because you know someone is looking at you. .
and if you're as clumsy as I am. . You trip over fresh air. . And the allure is severely dented
Do you jingle your bobbles when you strut?
I so do! !..... People can hear me coming
So I've heard
Funny my neighbours were saying the same..........Mr P
he means my balls "
There's a hell of an admission |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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First day back at work and what a fucker it's been, although it's good to be out perving again! Just been cheered up after a long day with the old jeans up the arse move and then a cheeky look back with a smile. It's amazing how a sexy lady can't brighten your day |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"First day back at work and what a fucker it's been, although it's good to be out perving again! Just been cheered up after a long day with the old jeans up the arse move and then a cheeky look back with a smile. It's amazing how a sexy lady can't brighten your day "
This is very true a smile off a sexy girl makes a bad day into a good day |
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"So guilty of this. .. But the worst thing is. . Then you get really self conscious because you know someone is looking at you. .
and if you're as clumsy as I am. . You trip over fresh air. . And the allure is severely dented
Do you jingle your bobbles when you strut?
I so do! !..... People can hear me coming
So I've heard
Funny my neighbours were saying the same..........Mr P
he means my balls
There's a hell of an admission "
I was d*unk when typing that! ! It doesn't count  |
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"First day back at work and what a fucker it's been, although it's good to be out perving again! Just been cheered up after a long day with the old jeans up the arse move and then a cheeky look back with a smile. It's amazing how a sexy lady can't brighten your day "
you. . Perve?
Mr duff I'm shocked |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"First day back at work and what a fucker it's been, although it's good to be out perving again! Just been cheered up after a long day with the old jeans up the arse move and then a cheeky look back with a smile. It's amazing how a sexy lady can't brighten your day
you. . Perve?
Mr duff I'm shocked "
I only do it to make the ladies feel special |
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"First day back at work and what a fucker it's been, although it's good to be out perving again! Just been cheered up after a long day with the old jeans up the arse move and then a cheeky look back with a smile. It's amazing how a sexy lady can't brighten your day
you. . Perve?
Mr duff I'm shocked
I only do it to make the ladies feel special "
Erm... Are you perving now! ?
you're so sweet!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"First day back at work and what a fucker it's been, although it's good to be out perving again! Just been cheered up after a long day with the old jeans up the arse move and then a cheeky look back with a smile. It's amazing how a sexy lady can't brighten your day
you. . Perve?
Mr duff I'm shocked
I only do it to make the ladies feel special
Erm... Are you perving now! ?
you're so sweet!! "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"First day back at work and what a fucker it's been, although it's good to be out perving again! Just been cheered up after a long day with the old jeans up the arse move and then a cheeky look back with a smile. It's amazing how a sexy lady can't brighten your day
you. . Perve?
Mr duff I'm shocked
I only do it to make the ladies feel special
Erm... Are you perving now! ?
you're so sweet!! "
He might not be but I am |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"First day back at work and what a fucker it's been, although it's good to be out perving again! Just been cheered up after a long day with the old jeans up the arse move and then a cheeky look back with a smile. It's amazing how a sexy lady can't brighten your day
you. . Perve?
Mr duff I'm shocked
I only do it to make the ladies feel special
Erm... Are you perving now! ?
you're so sweet!!
Your profile is hidden
Consider yourself peeved
Watch you dont trip now "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"First day back at work and what a fucker it's been, although it's good to be out perving again! Just been cheered up after a long day with the old jeans up the arse move and then a cheeky look back with a smile. It's amazing how a sexy lady can't brighten your day
you. . Perve?
Mr duff I'm shocked
I only do it to make the ladies feel special
Erm... Are you perving now! ?
you're so sweet!!
Your profile is hidden
Consider yourself peeved
Watch you dont trip now "
Perved not peeved lol |
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"First day back at work and what a fucker it's been, although it's good to be out perving again! Just been cheered up after a long day with the old jeans up the arse move and then a cheeky look back with a smile. It's amazing how a sexy lady can't brighten your day
you. . Perve?
Mr duff I'm shocked
I only do it to make the ladies feel special
Erm... Are you perving now! ?
you're so sweet!!
Your profile is hidden
Consider yourself peeved
Watch you dont trip now
Perved not peeved lol"
dam it....I tripped lol. .. It's unhidden now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"First day back at work and what a fucker it's been, although it's good to be out perving again! Just been cheered up after a long day with the old jeans up the arse move and then a cheeky look back with a smile. It's amazing how a sexy lady can't brighten your day
you. . Perve?
Mr duff I'm shocked
I only do it to make the ladies feel special
Erm... Are you perving now! ?
you're so sweet!!
Your profile is hidden
Consider yourself peeved
Watch you dont trip now
Perved not peeved lol
dam it....I tripped lol. .. It's unhidden now "
Is that cause you wanted me to watch ya preen lol |
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"First day back at work and what a fucker it's been, although it's good to be out perving again! Just been cheered up after a long day with the old jeans up the arse move and then a cheeky look back with a smile. It's amazing how a sexy lady can't brighten your day
you. . Perve?
Mr duff I'm shocked
I only do it to make the ladies feel special
Erm... Are you perving now! ?
you're so sweet!!
Your profile is hidden
Consider yourself peeved
Watch you dont trip now
Perved not peeved lol
dam it....I tripped lol. .. It's unhidden now
Is that cause you wanted me to watch ya preen lol "
Caught on
how come they approve pics one min. . Then say. . These are a little to "rude" for this site! ! Really! !?? Is my profile pic rude?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"First day back at work and what a fucker it's been, although it's good to be out perving again! Just been cheered up after a long day with the old jeans up the arse move and then a cheeky look back with a smile. It's amazing how a sexy lady can't brighten your day
you. . Perve?
Mr duff I'm shocked
I only do it to make the ladies feel special
Erm... Are you perving now! ?
you're so sweet!!
Your profile is hidden
Consider yourself peeved
Watch you dont trip now
Perved not peeved lol
dam it....I tripped lol. .. It's unhidden now
Is that cause you wanted me to watch ya preen lol
Caught on
how come they approve pics one min. . Then say. . These are a little to "rude" for this site! ! Really! !?? Is my profile pic rude? "
The site just can't handle your sexiness Mrs S |
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"First day back at work and what a fucker it's been, although it's good to be out perving again! Just been cheered up after a long day with the old jeans up the arse move and then a cheeky look back with a smile. It's amazing how a sexy lady can't brighten your day
you. . Perve?
Mr duff I'm shocked
I only do it to make the ladies feel special
Erm... Are you perving now! ?
you're so sweet!!
Your profile is hidden
Consider yourself peeved
Watch you dont trip now
Perved not peeved lol
dam it....I tripped lol. .. It's unhidden now
Is that cause you wanted me to watch ya preen lol
Caught on
how come they approve pics one min. . Then say. . These are a little to "rude" for this site! ! Really! !?? Is my profile pic rude?
The site just can't handle your sexiness Mrs S "
I wanted to be 007 for a day lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"First day back at work and what a fucker it's been, although it's good to be out perving again! Just been cheered up after a long day with the old jeans up the arse move and then a cheeky look back with a smile. It's amazing how a sexy lady can't brighten your day
you. . Perve?
Mr duff I'm shocked
I only do it to make the ladies feel special
Erm... Are you perving now! ?
you're so sweet!!
Your profile is hidden
Consider yourself peeved
Watch you dont trip now
Perved not peeved lol
dam it....I tripped lol. .. It's unhidden now
Is that cause you wanted me to watch ya preen lol
Caught on
how come they approve pics one min. . Then say. . These are a little to "rude" for this site! ! Really! !?? Is my profile pic rude?
The site just can't handle your sexiness Mrs S
I wanted to be 007 for a day lol "
Your allowed to dream, just as I am lol |
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"First day back at work and what a fucker it's been, although it's good to be out perving again! Just been cheered up after a long day with the old jeans up the arse move and then a cheeky look back with a smile. It's amazing how a sexy lady can't brighten your day
you. . Perve?
Mr duff I'm shocked
I only do it to make the ladies feel special
Erm... Are you perving now! ?
you're so sweet!!
Your profile is hidden
Consider yourself peeved
Watch you dont trip now
Perved not peeved lol
dam it....I tripped lol. .. It's unhidden now
Is that cause you wanted me to watch ya preen lol
Caught on
how come they approve pics one min. . Then say. . These are a little to "rude" for this site! ! Really! !?? Is my profile pic rude?
The site just can't handle your sexiness Mrs S
I wanted to be 007 for a day lol
Your allowed to dream, just as I am lol "
you dreaming I'm blonde again lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"First day back at work and what a fucker it's been, although it's good to be out perving again! Just been cheered up after a long day with the old jeans up the arse move and then a cheeky look back with a smile. It's amazing how a sexy lady can't brighten your day
you. . Perve?
Mr duff I'm shocked
I only do it to make the ladies feel special
Erm... Are you perving now! ?
you're so sweet!!
Your profile is hidden
Consider yourself peeved
Watch you dont trip now
Perved not peeved lol
dam it....I tripped lol. .. It's unhidden now
Is that cause you wanted me to watch ya preen lol
Caught on
how come they approve pics one min. . Then say. . These are a little to "rude" for this site! ! Really! !?? Is my profile pic rude?
The site just can't handle your sexiness Mrs S
I wanted to be 007 for a day lol
Your allowed to dream, just as I am lol
you dreaming I'm blonde again lol"
Your always mentioning blondes lol trip to the hairdresser for ms s. Join the exclusive club of blondes lol ya know ya wanna |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"First day back at work and what a fucker it's been, although it's good to be out perving again! Just been cheered up after a long day with the old jeans up the arse move and then a cheeky look back with a smile. It's amazing how a sexy lady can't brighten your day
you. . Perve?
Mr duff I'm shocked
I only do it to make the ladies feel special
Erm... Are you perving now! ?
you're so sweet!!
Your profile is hidden
Consider yourself peeved
Watch you dont trip now
Perved not peeved lol
dam it....I tripped lol. .. It's unhidden now
Is that cause you wanted me to watch ya preen lol
Caught on
how come they approve pics one min. . Then say. . These are a little to "rude" for this site! ! Really! !?? Is my profile pic rude?
The site just can't handle your sexiness Mrs S
I wanted to be 007 for a day lol
Your allowed to dream, just as I am lol
you dreaming I'm blonde again lol"
Are you dreaming I didn't smoke again lol |
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"First day back at work and what a fucker it's been, although it's good to be out perving again! Just been cheered up after a long day with the old jeans up the arse move and then a cheeky look back with a smile. It's amazing how a sexy lady can't brighten your day
you. . Perve?
Mr duff I'm shocked
I only do it to make the ladies feel special
Erm... Are you perving now! ?
you're so sweet!!
Your profile is hidden
Consider yourself peeved
Watch you dont trip now
Perved not peeved lol
dam it....I tripped lol. .. It's unhidden now
Is that cause you wanted me to watch ya preen lol
Caught on
how come they approve pics one min. . Then say. . These are a little to "rude" for this site! ! Really! !?? Is my profile pic rude?
The site just can't handle your sexiness Mrs S
I wanted to be 007 for a day lol
Your allowed to dream, just as I am lol
you dreaming I'm blonde again lol
Your always mentioning blondes lol trip to the hairdresser for ms s. Join the exclusive club of blondes lol ya know ya wanna "
Biker, it's because I told her I don't do brunettes. Like you say it's a simple fix but I think she's playing hard to get |
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Duffer you have a particular very sexy indeed "bird" not only preening herself but down right shaking her tail feathers at you but you're not biting cause her tail feathers are the wrong colour?! hmmmm therein lies the answer to my confusion (lost where that thread went to) and they say that women are hard to work out! |
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"Duffer you have a particular very sexy indeed "bird" not only preening herself but down right shaking her tail feathers at you but you're not biting cause her tail feathers are the wrong colour?! hmmmm therein lies the answer to my confusion (lost where that thread went to) and they say that women are hard to work out!
Ahhhh but is the aforementioned very sexy indeed "bird" all display but no play?  "
I think you know the answer to that!! |
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"Duffer you have a particular very sexy indeed "bird" not only preening herself but down right shaking her tail feathers at you but you're not biting cause her tail feathers are the wrong colour?! hmmmm therein lies the answer to my confusion (lost where that thread went to) and they say that women are hard to work out!
Ahhhh but is the aforementioned very sexy indeed "bird" all display but no play?
I think you know the answer to that!! "
But that's just it I don't |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Duffer you have a particular very sexy indeed "bird" not only preening herself but down right shaking her tail feathers at you but you're not biting cause her tail feathers are the wrong colour?! hmmmm therein lies the answer to my confusion (lost where that thread went to) and they say that women are hard to work out!
Ahhhh but is the aforementioned very sexy indeed "bird" all display but no play?
I think you know the answer to that!!
But that's just it I don't "
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"Duffer you have a particular very sexy indeed "bird" not only preening herself but down right shaking her tail feathers at you but you're not biting cause her tail feathers are the wrong colour?! hmmmm therein lies the answer to my confusion (lost where that thread went to) and they say that women are hard to work out!
Ahhhh but is the aforementioned very sexy indeed "bird" all display but no play?
I think you know the answer to that!!
But that's just it I don't
You obviously didn't stick around long enough in Newry to watch the show! "
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"Duffer you have a particular very sexy indeed "bird" not only preening herself but down right shaking her tail feathers at you but you're not biting cause her tail feathers are the wrong colour?! hmmmm therein lies the answer to my confusion (lost where that thread went to) and they say that women are hard to work out!
Ahhhh but is the aforementioned very sexy indeed "bird" all display but no play?
I think you know the answer to that!!
But that's just it I don't
You obviously didn't stick around long enough in Newry to watch the show!
Tell me more, or should I be asking show me more "
Not sure your delicate eyes could handle it duffer!! |
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"Duffer you have a particular very sexy indeed "bird" not only preening herself but down right shaking her tail feathers at you but you're not biting cause her tail feathers are the wrong colour?! hmmmm therein lies the answer to my confusion (lost where that thread went to) and they say that women are hard to work out!
Ahhhh but is the aforementioned very sexy indeed "bird" all display but no play?
I think you know the answer to that!!
But that's just it I don't
You obviously didn't stick around long enough in Newry to watch the show!
Tell me more, or should I be asking show me more
Not sure your delicate eyes could handle it duffer!! "
I suppose, I really am as innocent as they come lol |
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"So guilty of this. .. But the worst thing is. . Then you get really self conscious because you know someone is looking at you. .
and if you're as clumsy as I am. . You trip over fresh air. . And the allure is severely dented
Do you jingle your bobbles when you strut?
I so do! !..... People can hear me coming
So I've heard
Funny my neighbours were saying the same..........Mr P
he means my balls
There's a hell of an admission
I was d*unk when typing that! ! It doesn't count "
Course it counts |
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"Duffer you have a particular very sexy indeed "bird" not only preening herself but down right shaking her tail feathers at you but you're not biting cause her tail feathers are the wrong colour?! hmmmm therein lies the answer to my confusion (lost where that thread went to) and they say that women are hard to work out!
Ahhhh but is the aforementioned very sexy indeed "bird" all display but no play?
I think you know the answer to that!!
But that's just it I don't
You obviously didn't stick around long enough in Newry to watch the show!
Tell me more, or should I be asking show me more
Not sure your delicate eyes could handle it duffer!!
I suppose, I really am as innocent as they come lol "
There's a pig flying duffer... |
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"Duffer you have a particular very sexy indeed "bird" not only preening herself but down right shaking her tail feathers at you but you're not biting cause her tail feathers are the wrong colour?! hmmmm therein lies the answer to my confusion (lost where that thread went to) and they say that women are hard to work out!
Ahhhh but is the aforementioned very sexy indeed "bird" all display but no play?
I think you know the answer to that!!
But that's just it I don't
You obviously didn't stick around long enough in Newry to watch the show!
Tell me more, or should I be asking show me more
Not sure your delicate eyes could handle it duffer!!
I suppose, I really am as innocent as they come lol
There's a pig flying duffer... "
What you mean she's not preening and downright shaking her tail feathers at me |
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"Duffer you have a particular very sexy indeed "bird" not only preening herself but down right shaking her tail feathers at you but you're not biting cause her tail feathers are the wrong colour?! hmmmm therein lies the answer to my confusion (lost where that thread went to) and they say that women are hard to work out!
Ahhhh but is the aforementioned very sexy indeed "bird" all display but no play?
I think you know the answer to that!!
But that's just it I don't
You obviously didn't stick around long enough in Newry to watch the show!
Tell me more, or should I be asking show me more
Not sure your delicate eyes could handle it duffer!!
I suppose, I really am as innocent as they come lol
There's a pig flying duffer...
What you mean she's not preening and downright shaking her tail feathers at me "
Lol of course she is!! Subtle as a sledge hammer!! Keep up Duffer!! |
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"Duffer you have a particular very sexy indeed "bird" not only preening herself but down right shaking her tail feathers at you but you're not biting cause her tail feathers are the wrong colour?! hmmmm therein lies the answer to my confusion (lost where that thread went to) and they say that women are hard to work out!
Ahhhh but is the aforementioned very sexy indeed "bird" all display but no play?
I think you know the answer to that!!
But that's just it I don't
You obviously didn't stick around long enough in Newry to watch the show!
Tell me more, or should I be asking show me more
Not sure your delicate eyes could handle it duffer!!
I suppose, I really am as innocent as they come lol
There's a pig flying duffer...
What you mean she's not preening and downright shaking her tail feathers at me
Lol of course she is!! Subtle as a sledge hammer!! Keep up Duffer!! "
Ha ha sometimes I need to hear it from the horses mouth.... not that we are discussing any horses hear just very sexy indeed "birds" |
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"Duffer you have a particular very sexy indeed "bird" not only preening herself but down right shaking her tail feathers at you but you're not biting cause her tail feathers are the wrong colour?! hmmmm therein lies the answer to my confusion (lost where that thread went to) and they say that women are hard to work out!
Ahhhh but is the aforementioned very sexy indeed "bird" all display but no play?
I think you know the answer to that!!
But that's just it I don't
You obviously didn't stick around long enough in Newry to watch the show!
Tell me more, or should I be asking show me more
Not sure your delicate eyes could handle it duffer!!
I suppose, I really am as innocent as they come lol
There's a pig flying duffer...
What you mean she's not preening and downright shaking her tail feathers at me
Lol of course she is!! Subtle as a sledge hammer!! Keep up Duffer!!
Ha ha sometimes I need to hear it from the horses mouth.... not that we are discussing any horses hear just very sexy indeed "birds" "
Oh so first she's a bird now a horse??!! you looking your ass spanked??!! |
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"Duffer you have a particular very sexy indeed "bird" not only preening herself but down right shaking her tail feathers at you but you're not biting cause her tail feathers are the wrong colour?! hmmmm therein lies the answer to my confusion (lost where that thread went to) and they say that women are hard to work out!
Ahhhh but is the aforementioned very sexy indeed "bird" all display but no play?
I think you know the answer to that!!
But that's just it I don't
You obviously didn't stick around long enough in Newry to watch the show!
Tell me more, or should I be asking show me more
Not sure your delicate eyes could handle it duffer!!
I suppose, I really am as innocent as they come lol
There's a pig flying duffer...
What you mean she's not preening and downright shaking her tail feathers at me
Lol of course she is!! Subtle as a sledge hammer!! Keep up Duffer!!
Ha ha sometimes I need to hear it from the horses mouth.... not that we are discussing any horses hear just very sexy indeed "birds"
Oh so first she's a bird now a horse??!! you looking your ass spanked??!! "
I was speaking metaphorically on both counts and technically it is birds that preen |
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