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over a year ago
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Hi guys, I'm looking for a little bit of advice on my profile. I'm finding it hard to get any meets at the minute. Can you have a look over my profile and give me any suggestions where I can improve it so the women start throwing their knickers at me  
This should be interesting  |
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"Hi guys, I'm looking for a little bit of advice on my profile. I'm finding it hard to get any meets at the minute. Can you have a look over my profile and give me any suggestions where I can improve it so the women start throwing their knickers at me
Really? Ur pullin this one now haha
This should be interesting "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hi guys, I'm looking for a little bit of advice on my profile. I'm finding it hard to get any meets at the minute. Can you have a look over my profile and give me any suggestions where I can improve it so the women start throwing their knickers at me
Really? Ur pullin this one now haha
This should be interesting "
Ther you go duffer Ash will shag you too death....
Mr P |
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"Hi guys, I'm looking for a little bit of advice on my profile. I'm finding it hard to get any meets at the minute. Can you have a look over my profile and give me any suggestions where I can improve it so the women start throwing their knickers at me
Really? Ur pullin this one now haha
This should be interesting Ther you go duffer me and Ash will shag you too death....
Mr P"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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More body shots...
Less toe shots...
(Only forumites get those pics)
And a wee bit more info about yourself or likes or dislikes and you should attract the ladies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi guys, I'm looking for a little bit of advice on my profile. I'm finding it hard to get any meets at the minute. Can you have a look over my profile and give me any suggestions where I can improve it so the women start throwing their knickers at me
Really? Ur pullin this one now haha
This should be interesting There you go duffer.. Ash will shag you to death then stick your toe up her ass....
Mr P"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I hear your a nice guy. However,if that's the effort you put into your profile,I would be afraid the effort in a meet might be the same,very poor. "
Don't believe all you hear 
I feel the irony has got lost on some, my profile will have more content soon. Watch this space |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thanks for all the advice folks, I'm taking it all on board and will end up doing my own thing anyway but it's appreciated ,keep it coming
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Not really any different to anyone else asking profile advice then |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sky remote for length, Heinekin can for girth and a tape measure against ur manbit for precision...defo pull then Duffer"
All points duly noted new man pics up tomorrow but it takes me a while to engage my brain to write more than 3 words  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sky remote for length, Heinekin can for girth and a tape measure against ur manbit for precision...defo pull then Duffer
All points duly noted new man pics up tomorrow but it takes me a while to engage my brain to write more than 3 words "
Lies Duffer... u have the writing equivalent of verbal diahorrea  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sky remote for length, Heinekin can for girth and a tape measure against ur manbit for precision...defo pull then Duffer
All points duly noted new man pics up tomorrow but it takes me a while to engage my brain to write more than 3 words
Lies Duffer... u have the writing equivalent of verbal diahorrea "
Ha ha it ebbs and flows sometimes, mental block tonight though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sky remote for length, Heinekin can for girth and a tape measure against ur manbit for precision...defo pull then Duffer
All points duly noted new man pics up tomorrow but it takes me a while to engage my brain to write more than 3 words
Lies Duffer... u have the writing equivalent of verbal diahorrea
Ha ha it ebbs and flows sometimes, mental block tonight though "
Well when u need a little word injection administered by hunnitoes u kno wer I am  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sky remote for length, Heinekin can for girth and a tape measure against ur manbit for precision...defo pull then Duffer
All points duly noted new man pics up tomorrow but it takes me a while to engage my brain to write more than 3 words
Lies Duffer... u have the writing equivalent of verbal diahorrea
Ha ha it ebbs and flows sometimes, mental block tonight though
Well when u need a little word injection administered by hunnitoes u kno wer I am "
You do know some big ones |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Get a sheep suit, take several pics and get em up. Mary aka Ash aka Saturday night/Sunday morning live will be yours anytime and everytime
Brace yourself folks, apparently I have my voice back |
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"Get a sheep suit, take several pics and get em up. Mary aka Ash aka Saturday night/Sunday morning live will be yours anytime and everytime
Brace yourself folks, apparently I have my voice back "
Ha ha you must have done something bad to be banned for all that time. Welcome back, you weren't missed |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Get a sheep suit, take several pics and get em up. Mary aka Ash aka Saturday night/Sunday morning live will be yours anytime and everytime
Brace yourself folks, apparently I have my voice back
Ha ha you must have done something bad to be banned for all that time. Welcome back, you weren't missed "
I'm taking the fifth in public bud
I know not one where's Lotta thread fs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Get a sheep suit, take several pics and get em up. Mary aka Ash aka Saturday night/Sunday morning live will be yours anytime and everytime
Brace yourself folks, apparently I have my voice back
Ha ha you must have done something bad to be banned for all that time. Welcome back, you weren't missed
I'm taking the fifth in public bud
I know not one where's Lotta thread fs "
Don't air your durty linen is the best way
There was one request so don't feel too unloved |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Get a sheep suit, take several pics and get em up. Mary aka Ash aka Saturday night/Sunday morning live will be yours anytime and everytime
Brace yourself folks, apparently I have my voice back
Ha ha you must have done something bad to be banned for all that time. Welcome back, you weren't missed
I'm taking the fifth in public bud
I know not one where's Lotta thread fs
Don't air your durty linen is the best way
There was one request so don't feel too unloved "
It was a random statement I tell ya 
Phew, I was missed. Who filled the court jester role? |
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"Get a sheep suit, take several pics and get em up. Mary aka Ash aka Saturday night/Sunday morning live will be yours anytime and everytime
Brace yourself folks, apparently I have my voice back "
can u get a sheep suit? Haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Get a sheep suit, take several pics and get em up. Mary aka Ash aka Saturday night/Sunday morning live will be yours anytime and everytime
Brace yourself folks, apparently I have my voice back can u get a sheep suit? Haha "
You have one, it was the first pic you ever sent me
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh not u aswel ya wanna be careful that's how I started with a harmless bahhh now I'm called Mary haha "
Well if you didn't own a bonnet and crook the name wouldn't fit but.....
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"Get a sheep suit, take several pics and get em up. Mary aka Ash aka Saturday night/Sunday morning live will be yours anytime and everytime
Brace yourself folks, apparently I have my voice back can u get a sheep suit? Haha
You have one, it was the first pic you ever sent me
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I told ya that was jus a ball of wool that got stuck to my bum haha |
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"Oh not u aswel ya wanna be careful that's how I started with a harmless bahhh now I'm called Mary haha
Well if you didn't own a bonnet and crook the name wouldn't fit but.....
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crook? Haha and it's a bumper  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Get a sheep suit, take several pics and get em up. Mary aka Ash aka Saturday night/Sunday morning live will be yours anytime and everytime
Brace yourself folks, apparently I have my voice back can u get a sheep suit? Haha
You have one, it was the first pic you ever sent me
I told ya that was jus a ball of wool that got stuck to my bum haha "
And like I told you at the time.....bullshit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bahhh bahhh
Watch yourself, Mary will have your hind legs in her wellies if you make those noises she will need Wellies wen I'm finished with her haha"
You've pulled I think Jodie |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bahhh bahhh
Watch yourself, Mary will have your hind legs in her wellies if you make those noises she will need Wellies wen I'm finished with her haha
You've pulled I think Jodie"
Oh dont u worrie banz im on the hotlist ...bahhh lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bahhh bahhh
Watch yourself, Mary will have your hind legs in her wellies if you make those noises she will need Wellies wen I'm finished with her haha
You've pulled I think Jodie"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bahhh bahhh
Watch yourself, Mary will have your hind legs in her wellies if you make those noises she will need Wellies wen I'm finished with her haha
You've pulled I think Jodie
Oh dont u worrie banz im on the hotlist ...bahhh lol"
good girl, she loves a bleater |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"shepherd's crook - a long staff with one end being hook shaped I don't bullshit my dildo looks a bit like that but with a rubber hook I always say to him hope ya can swim before he goes in haha "
Knew it |
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"shepherd's crook - a long staff with one end being hook shaped I don't bullshit my dildo looks a bit like that but with a rubber hook I always say to him hope ya can swim before he goes in haha
Knew it "
Haha u knew shit |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"shepherd's crook - a long staff with one end being hook shaped I don't bullshit my dildo looks a bit like that but with a rubber hook I always say to him hope ya can swim before he goes in haha
Knew it
Haha u knew shit "
Bullshit you showed me pics |
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"shepherd's crook - a long staff with one end being hook shaped I don't bullshit my dildo looks a bit like that but with a rubber hook I always say to him hope ya can swim before he goes in haha
Knew it
Haha u knew shit
Bullshit you showed me pics "
By any chance did u see these pics wen I was d*unk ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"shepherd's crook - a long staff with one end being hook shaped I don't bullshit my dildo looks a bit like that but with a rubber hook I always say to him hope ya can swim before he goes in haha
Knew it
Haha u knew shit
Bullshit you showed me pics
By any chance did u see these pics wen I was d*unk ha "
How'd you guess? |
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"shepherd's crook - a long staff with one end being hook shaped I don't bullshit my dildo looks a bit like that but with a rubber hook I always say to him hope ya can swim before he goes in haha
Knew it
Haha u knew shit
Bullshit you showed me pics
By any chance did u see these pics wen I was d*unk ha
How'd you guess? "
haha no more drink for Mary well until the Dublin meet I think I need help ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"shepherd's crook - a long staff with one end being hook shaped I don't bullshit my dildo looks a bit like that but with a rubber hook I always say to him hope ya can swim before he goes in haha
Knew it
Haha u knew shit
Bullshit you showed me pics
By any chance did u see these pics wen I was d*unk ha
How'd you guess? haha no more drink for Mary well until the Dublin meet I think I need help ha"
Nooooooooo I like d*unk Mary, she rocks n fuckin rolls  |
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"shepherd's crook - a long staff with one end being hook shaped I don't bullshit my dildo looks a bit like that but with a rubber hook I always say to him hope ya can swim before he goes in haha
Knew it
Haha u knew shit
Bullshit you showed me pics
By any chance did u see these pics wen I was d*unk ha
How'd you guess? haha no more drink for Mary well until the Dublin meet I think I need help ha
Nooooooooo I like d*unk Mary, she rocks n fuckin rolls "
she needs AA haha |
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"You need twenty million Cock pics from slightly different angles, better if it's slightly flaccid
and don't forget not to bother cleaning up before taking said pics and give us a full view of the background
and keep your socks on. .. Always sexy!!
Are you serious  what about Ronaldtoe? "
oohh he can peek out of the hole in the toe !!
 obvs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You need twenty million Cock pics from slightly different angles, better if it's slightly flaccid
and don't forget not to bother cleaning up before taking said pics and give us a full view of the background
and keep your socks on. .. Always sexy!!
Are you serious what about Ronaldtoe?
oohh he can peek out of the hole in the toe !!
obvs "
Ronaldtoe doesn't do peek a boo . He likes to let it all hang out, surely you seen that in Newry |
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