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over a year ago
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"I'm sitting in the hairdressers gettin a colour done anyone wanna keep me entertained???
In the hair dressers?  you like an audience then lol  "
Hahaha always  |
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"I'm sitting in the hairdressers gettin a colour done anyone wanna keep me entertained???
In the hair dressers? you like an audience then lol
Hahaha always "
Ok so question. Where is the most public place you have ever had sex |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm cooking dinner with a house of kids playing Katy Perry. .I'd swapped places and be bored anytime. "
So instead of tearing your hair out, it's getting caressed & pampered? I hear Ya. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm cooking dinner with a house of kids playing Katy Perry. .I'd swapped places and be bored anytime. "
You know at this point is prefer that! I hate getting my hair done but it really needed it!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm sitting in the hairdressers gettin a colour done anyone wanna keep me entertained???
In the hair dressers? you like an audience then lol
Hahaha always
Ok so question. Where is the most public place you have ever had sex"
Side of a road! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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a friend of mind when to the hairdressers for the first time , she asked if he wanted his hair washed , he said ok , she told me go over to sink , which he knelt on the chair n stuck his head over the sink ,, a true story ,, what a muppet ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"a friend of mind when to the hairdressers for the first time , she asked if he wanted his hair washed , he said ok , she told me go over to sink , which he knelt on the chair n stuck his head over the sink ,, a true story ,, what a muppet ha ha "
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"I'm Sittin in work lookin at my crush squatin life couldn be any better right now haha
Has he farted yet?  "
no think I'm the only that has ever happened to up here haha I wouldn mind him farting tho he's the spit of Jason statham |
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"I'm cooking dinner with a house of kids playing Katy Perry. .I'd swapped places and be bored anytime.
You know at this point is prefer that! I hate getting my hair done but it really needed it!!!! "
ohhh god u mad I love it.
Love being pampered. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"All this talk of farting has me near wetting myself on this chair!!!
Don't drop one under that gown, it'll be like a Dutch oven when you take it off!"
Oh god stop I'm gonna pee my pants!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm cooking dinner with a house of kids playing Katy Perry. .I'd swapped places and be bored anytime.
You know at this point is prefer that! I hate getting my hair done but it really needed it!!!! ohhh god u mad I love it.
Love being pampered. "
My ass is just so dead!!! |
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"All this talk of farting has me near wetting myself on this chair!!!
Don't drop one under that gown, it'll be like a Dutch oven when you take it off!
Oh god stop I'm gonna pee my pants!!!!! "
haha be fuckin gas if u did |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"All this talk of farting has me near wetting myself on this chair!!!
Don't drop one under that gown, it'll be like a Dutch oven when you take it off!
Oh god stop I'm gonna pee my pants!!!!! haha be fuckin gas if u did "
Never a truer word said. |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"All this talk of farting has me near wetting myself on this chair!!!
Don't drop one under that gown, it'll be like a Dutch oven when you take it off!
Oh god stop I'm gonna pee my pants!!!!! haha be fuckin gas if u did "
no she be wet if she did gas ed is from farting  |
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"I'm cooking dinner with a house of kids playing Katy Perry. .I'd swapped places and be bored anytime.
You know at this point is prefer that! I hate getting my hair done but it really needed it!!!! ohhh god u mad I love it.
Love being pampered.
My ass is just so dead!!! "
ur as is dead could be your bored sitting on it !!or all this talk of farting your clinching you ass to stop your from farting. |
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"I'm cooking dinner with a house of kids playing Katy Perry. .I'd swapped places and be bored anytime.
Now lads, there's a real woman for ya! I'm all woman Michael!!!! U want dinner? "
I'm on the way!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm sitting in the hairdressers gettin a colour done anyone wanna keep me entertained???
In the hair dressers? you like an audience then lol
Hahaha always
Ok so question. Where is the most public place you have ever had sex"
In the middle of lake Como at about 3pm boats and planes all around hehe xx  |
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"I'm cooking dinner with a house of kids playing Katy Perry. .I'd swapped places and be bored anytime.
Now lads, there's a real woman for ya! I'm all woman Michael!!!! U want dinner?
I'm on the way! "
bring the wine and no farting either |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"All this talk of farting has me near wetting myself on this chair!!!
Don't drop one under that gown, it'll be like a Dutch oven when you take it off!
Oh god stop I'm gonna pee my pants!!!!! "
that wud be some wet patch  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fine jay don't!
...not while you get your hair done
Lol 2.5 hours later I'm still here not even had my colour washed yet! Ffshas one farted yet. ?  "
Hahaha no but I still REALLY need to pee! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fine jay don't!
...not while you get your hair done
Lol 2.5 hours later I'm still here not even had my colour washed yet! Ffs"
holy moley.. the hairdresser works in slow motion,eh ? ..give him the tip in advance maybe it helps to speed up the lazy f***a |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fine jay don't!
...not while you get your hair done
Lol 2.5 hours later I'm still here not even had my colour washed yet! Ffshas one farted yet. ?
Hahaha no but I still REALLY need to pee!"
there you go .... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"3 hours in and I'm almost done haha
You must be going really blonde
Didn't turn out blonde at all
Were you getting baylage done or dip dye...?? "
No! Full head highlights! |
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