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worst thing to say before you put the mouse in the hole :-)
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"This is Tiddles, he's your doorman." pmsl!  | |||
"This is Tiddles, he's your doorman." | |||
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"Holy shit!!! Is that your Vagina???!!!! "Hold on and I'll get you a plaster  | |||
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"What's that smell!??? "Damn! Sorry, I may have missed my annual sock change. 
They seemed at the time though. | |||
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"Get ready for the best two minutes of your life " ...including a minute and a half of clean up time (as well as twenty seconds of foreplay) | |||
"Get ready for the best two minutes of your life ...including a minute and a half of clean up time (as well as twenty seconds of foreplay) "foreplay? Now you're just spoiling her fs  | |||
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"The worst thing u can say before you put the mouse in the hole is "im goin to put the mouse in the hole"" Well said Hal. Although worse than that again would be 'so I've invited all the lads over that have fabed you over the last few months. There's a hundred of them waiting outside, the other 500 are no shows' | |||
"Get ready for the best two minutes of your life ...including a minute and a half of clean up time (as well as twenty seconds of foreplay)
foreplay? Now you're just spoiling her fs "I know. I can't help it though. I'm one of those "new" men who just gives the birds what they want, like respect and stuff. | |||
