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over a year ago
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So recently I've heard a few awkward stories about people on first time meets and some more experienced people havin awkward and embarressing stuff shit happen to them while they wer getn down to buisness do tell wat are ur worst and most favourite moments |
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Ha I can see why u wud find dat embarressing altho if it squirted at the same time it wud b Amazin also an ex of mine had no tickles on her hole body except for her clit so wen u played wit her she cudn stop laughin ha strange one |
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He loves it cause he knows I'm not fakin it I hate it I want to crawl in a hole and die wen it happens especially if u don't tell the person before hand cause they think your just fartin haha that is strange ye don't think I'd like tickles down there |
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I was wit a girl who was the same but it was continuos like we wud do the buisness and she wud cum and then for the next five minetes she wudn b able to stop fanny farting and cumin great for a confidence boost haha |
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"I was wit a girl who was the same but it was continuos like we wud do the buisness and she wud cum and then for the next five minetes she wudn b able to stop fanny farting and cumin great for a confidence boost haha"
haha that's what he says I'm like well glad ur happy while I sit here with a red face haha
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"Ah of course sure it's all fun and games anyways ,Ha great ice breaker not sure it's a party trick tho hahaa "
haha defo wouldn be doin it for an audience now could u imagine hey everyone listen to this I'd he kicked out as quick as I walked in haha
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"I fanny fart wen I cum that's pretty embarressin that's not it my hubby fats when he cums he says it to get the rest out and make sure it's all out lol "
ha extra thrusting power
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"Haha hello and goodbye ha , whip out a megaphone and start goin it socks haha beat boxin from the vagina "
hahaha mc quieff in the hizouse ah stop ur killin me here wit laughter
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"I fanny fart wen I cum that's pretty embarressin that's not it my hubby fats when he cums he says it to get the rest out and make sure it's all out lol ha extra thrusting power "
Am I still drink reading this lok |
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"I fanny fart wen I cum that's pretty embarressin that's not it my hubby fats when he cums he says it to get the rest out and make sure it's all out lol like a smelly one? Haha "
not a smelly one just a fart he stop the first time and said sorry but the second time he did it he says lesion to this and he farted and we just laugh
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"I fanny fart wen I cum that's pretty embarressin that's not it my hubby fats when he cums he says it to get the rest out and make sure it's all out lol ha extra thrusting power
Am I still drink reading this lok"
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"I fanny fart wen I cum that's pretty embarressin that's not it my hubby fats when he cums he says it to get the rest out and make sure it's all out lol like a smelly one? Haha not a smelly one just a fart he stop the first time and said sorry but the second time he did it he says lesion to this and he farted and we just laugh "
my fella farts but if he did it durin fuckin me I think I'd hurt him haha
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"Haha hello and goodbye ha , whip out a megaphone and start goin it socks haha beat boxin from the vagina hahaha mc quieff in the hizouse ah stop ur killin me here wit laughter mc quieff hahaha "
Goodtimes  so hav u had any other embarressing tmoments happen to ya ever I've had loads of awkward moments ha once shot in a girls eye by accident she had to get an eye patch for two weeks ha |
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"I fanny fart wen I cum that's pretty embarressin that's not it my hubby fats when he cums he says it to get the rest out and make sure it's all out lol like a smelly one? Haha not a smelly one just a fart he stop the first time and said sorry but the second time he did it he says lesion to this and he farted and we just laugh my fella farts but if he did it durin fuckin me I think I'd hurt him haha "
ha once there's no sneezing while wer in side it's all Gud
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"I fanny fart wen I cum that's pretty embarressin that's not it my hubby fats when he cums he says it to get the rest out and make sure it's all out lol like a smelly one? Haha not a smelly one just a fart he stop the first time and said sorry but the second time he did it he says lesion to this and he farted and we just laugh my fella farts but if he did it durin fuckin me I think I'd hurt him haha "
u think u hurt him lol
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"I fanny fart wen I cum that's pretty embarressin that's not it my hubby fats when he cums he says it to get the rest out and make sure it's all out lol like a smelly one? Haha not a smelly one just a fart he stop the first time and said sorry but the second time he did it he says lesion to this and he farted and we just laugh my fella farts but if he did it durin fuckin me I think I'd hurt him haha ha once there's no sneezing while wer in side it's all Gud "
just that as check squeezing from bk to front give the tadpoles a bit of wind to start there swimming up to that egg
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"I fanny fart wen I cum that's pretty embarressin that's not it my hubby fats when he cums he says it to get the rest out and make sure it's all out lol like a smelly one? Haha not a smelly one just a fart he stop the first time and said sorry but the second time he did it he says lesion to this and he farted and we just laugh my fella farts but if he did it durin fuckin me I think I'd hurt him haha ha once there's no sneezing while wer in side it's all Gud just that as check squeezing from bk to front give the tadpoles a bit of wind to start there swimming up to that egg "
ha gunshot and there off
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"Haha hello and goodbye ha , whip out a megaphone and start goin it socks haha beat boxin from the vagina hahaha mc quieff in the hizouse ah stop ur killin me here wit laughter mc quieff hahaha Goodtimes so hav u had any other embarressing tmoments happen to ya ever I've had loads of awkward moments ha once shot in a girls eye by accident she had to get an eye patch for two weeks ha"
lol u shot in a girl eye was u playing darts get the bulls eye lol |
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"I fanny fart wen I cum that's pretty embarressin that's not it my hubby fats when he cums he says it to get the rest out and make sure it's all out lol like a smelly one? Haha not a smelly one just a fart he stop the first time and said sorry but the second time he did it he says lesion to this and he farted and we just laugh my fella farts but if he did it durin fuckin me I think I'd hurt him haha ha once there's no sneezing while wer in side it's all Gud just that as check squeezing from bk to front give the tadpoles a bit of wind to start there swimming up to that egg ha gunshot and there off "
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"Haha hello and goodbye ha , whip out a megaphone and start goin it socks haha beat boxin from the vagina hahaha mc quieff in the hizouse ah stop ur killin me here wit laughter mc quieff hahaha Goodtimes so hav u had any other embarressing tmoments happen to ya ever I've had loads of awkward moments ha once shot in a girls eye by accident she had to get an eye patch for two weeks halol u shot in a girl eye was u playing darts get the bulls eye lol"
haha I felt like I was Leonardo do caprio on the front of the titanic after it ha |
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"I fanny fart wen I cum that's pretty embarressin
thats good for dave because he will always know when you are faking it or not  haha I just said that above u "
Damn, you got in their before me....ah well, all dirty minds think alike :0) |
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"I fanny fart wen I cum that's pretty embarressin that's not it my hubby fats when he cums he says it to get the rest out and make sure it's all out lol "
afterburner
noun
an auxiliary burner in which extra fuel is burned in the exhaust of a jet engine, to increase thrust.
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"I fanny fart wen I cum that's pretty embarressin that's not it my hubby fats when he cums he says it to get the rest out and make sure it's all out lol
afterburner
noun
an auxiliary burner in which extra fuel is burned in the exhaust of a jet engine, to increase thrust.
(I'm crying laughing here at this tread)"
that's one way of puttin it haha |
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"that's one way of puttin it haha
I think I speak for most when I say guys don't mind fanny farts.
Once your not sucking his cock at the time! 
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suppose that depends on what position ur in at the time  |
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"that's one way of puttin it haha
I think I speak for most when I say guys don't mind fanny farts.
Once your not sucking his cock at the time!
suppose that depends on what position ur in at the time "
lol hi ash you may get dave to fit a dump valve on ya lol now it won't stop ya but by god you would sound good |
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"that's one way of puttin it haha
I think I speak for most when I say guys don't mind fanny farts.
Once your not sucking his cock at the time!
suppose that depends on what position ur in at the time lol hi ash you may get dave to fit a dump valve on ya lol now it won't stop ya but by god you would sound good "
least I'd sound sexy if I sounded like that haha |
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"that's one way of puttin it haha
I think I speak for most when I say guys don't mind fanny farts.
Once your not sucking his cock at the time!
suppose that depends on what position ur in at the time lol hi ash you may get dave to fit a dump valve on ya lol now it won't stop ya but by god you would sound good least I'd sound sexy if I sounded like that haha "
go the hole hog spoiler dual exhausts boy racer stripe and all |
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"that's one way of puttin it haha
I think I speak for most when I say guys don't mind fanny farts.
Once your not sucking his cock at the time!
suppose that depends on what position ur in at the time lol hi ash you may get dave to fit a dump valve on ya lol now it won't stop ya but by god you would sound good least I'd sound sexy if I sounded like that haha go the hole hog spoiler dual exhausts boy racer stripe and all"
I'd rather good old American muscle I can use the racer stripes for bandage haha |
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"Hahaha there's only one muscle worth using ha the neck muscle gets used a lot on me with people shakin there heads in discust haha "
haha I see wat u done there ha nice ah I've seen girls wit necks like mike Tyson from suckin the d
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"Hahaha there's only one muscle worth using ha the neck muscle gets used a lot on me with people shakin there heads in discust haha haha I see wat u done there ha nice ah I've seen girls wit necks like mike Tyson from suckin the d"
haha my son came into me last week now he's only 11 and goes I hav a joke but ur not aloud give out to me or ground me after I tell u I was like go on them and he says my friends say u no ur abc's but u still choke on the D haha
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"Hahaha there's only one muscle worth using ha the neck muscle gets used a lot on me with people shakin there heads in discust haha haha I see wat u done there ha nice ah I've seen girls wit necks like mike Tyson from suckin the d haha my son came into me last week now he's only 11 and goes I hav a joke but ur not aloud give out to me or ground me after I tell u I was like go on them and he says my friends say u no ur abc's but u still choke on the D haha "
hahaha nice
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"Hahaha there's only one muscle worth using ha the neck muscle gets used a lot by me with people shakin there heads in disgust in the shopping centres when I do it haha "
What shopping centre is this lol...Mr Panther
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"Hahaha there's only one muscle worth using ha the neck muscle gets used a lot by me with people shakin there heads in disgust in the shopping centres when I do it haha
What shopping centre is this lol...Mr Panther
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oh god u always make me sound terrible haha |
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"Hahaha there's only one muscle worth using ha the neck muscle gets used a lot by me with people shakin there heads in disgust in the shopping centres when I do it haha
What shopping centre is this lol...Mr Panther
oh god u always make me sound terrible haha"
Lol...he's a badin...  |
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