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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Any totally random or interesting facts or funnies that you've heard/came across recently and fancy sharing??
(NB: warning, your posts may be changed or misquoted, please don't take offence, take a seat it's much more comfortable)  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This is a joke that we heard yesterday
3 Nuns were driving in a car and a vampire jumped onto the bonnett , so one nun said to the other to open the window and show him ur cross , the nun wound the window down and shouted , hey fucker , get off our fucking car
It just made us laugh lol  "
 An oldie but a goodie!! Love it lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Brazil can be spelt with a z or and s 
Lol where I work it could be spelt with a C or even two zz!!
Well Newry is a funny old place "
Haha I don't work in newry!! 
But it'll get a whole lot weirder in newry on 28th June!!! It'll not know what's hit it!!   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Brazil can be spelt with a z or and s
Lol where I work it could be spelt with a C or even two zz!!
Well Newry is a funny old place
Haha I don't work in newry!!
But it'll get a whole lot weirder in newry on 28th June!!! It'll not know what's hit it!! "
it may feckin brace itself  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Brazil can be spelt with a z or and s
Lol where I work it could be spelt with a C or even two zz!!
Well Newry is a funny old place
Haha I don't work in newry!!
But it'll get a whole lot weirder in newry on 28th June!!! It'll not know what's hit it!!
it may feckin brace itself "
They are working on the canal think they were warned |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Think they need to make room for the Bantermobile in Newry and never mind working on the canal they just need to make sure the flood gates are open(Mr Panther) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"50% chance of inserting USB cable/stick correctly, 89% of the time you get it wrong...  "
You're so right! Even though they're marked so you don't have to. |
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"Brazil can be spelt with a z or and s "
Different language, in English it is Brazil in Portuguese it's Brasil.
In Brazil now the correct name is Brasil, like this is Ireland not Irlanda,but if you were speaking Portuguese then this is Irlanda.
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"Brazil can be spelt with a z or and s
Different language, in English it is Brazil in Portuguese it's Brasil.
In Brazil now the correct name is Brasil, like this is Ireland not Irlanda,but if you were speaking Portuguese then this is Irlanda.
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What would it be if you were speaking Chinese? |
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"Brazil can be spelt with a z or and s
Different language, in English it is Brazil in Portuguese it's Brasil.
In Brazil now the correct name is Brasil, like this is Ireland not Irlanda,but if you were speaking Portuguese then this is Irlanda.
What would it be if you were speaking Chinese? "
Ask someone who can speak Chinese |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My penis is the same size as two Argos pens.
I'm not welcome in Argos anymore 
Good job they're using pencils now "
Is the lead in them as good as Michael's??? |
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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago
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"My penis is the same size as two Argos pens.
I'm not welcome in Argos anymore
Good job they're using pencils now
Is the lead in them as good as Michael's??? "
They're only small.. Is Michael's ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My penis is the same size as two Argos pens.
I'm not welcome in Argos anymore
Good job they're using pencils now
Is the lead in them as good as Michael's???
They're only small.. Is Michael's ?? "
Well Michael?????  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My penis is the same size as two Argos pens.
I'm not welcome in Argos anymore
Good job they're using pencils now
Is the lead in them as good as Michael's???
They're only small.. Is Michael's ??
It's not the aize of the dog in the fight Kim....it's the size of the fight in the dog!!!
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"My penis is the same size as two Argos pens.
I'm not welcome in Argos anymore
Good job they're using pencils now
Is the lead in them as good as Michael's???
They're only small.. Is Michael's ??
Well Michael????? "
I invoke my right not to incriminate myself, and so I decline to comment. |
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