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over a year ago
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We're beginning to run out of them with the kids and family.....
It's only so often you can visit a friend in a week/month....(One who's got no Internet or facebook)
Work is one none of my friends would believe....HELP!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We're beginning to run out of them with the kids and family.....
It's only so often you can visit a friend in a week/month....(One who's got no Internet or facebook)
Work is one none of my friends would believe....HELP!!!
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So glad when i saw this thread we are exactly the same we are running out of pretend friends lol...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was like that last week my ma was like wer are yas goin I'm like to a friend he use work with years ago she kept askin what's his him i jus kept saying I dunno he's not my friend haha "
Thats what ive been saying a girl i used to work with...or parents from the school...and she keeps saying oooh you's are going out alot...  |
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"I was like that last week my ma was like wer are yas goin I'm like to a friend he use work with years ago she kept askin what's his him i jus kept saying I dunno he's not my friend haha
Thats what ive been saying a girl i used to work with...or parents from the school...and she keeps saying oooh you's are going out alot... "
haha I'm gonna get caught out one day cause I'm crap at lying dunno what I'm gonna say now goin down to Carlow in July tryin to hide a hoola skirt haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was like that last week my ma was like wer are yas goin I'm like to a friend he use work with years ago she kept askin what's his him i jus kept saying I dunno he's not my friend haha
Thats what ive been saying a girl i used to work with...or parents from the school...and she keeps saying oooh you's are going out alot... haha I'm gonna get caught out one day cause I'm crap at lying dunno what I'm gonna say now goin down to Carlow in July tryin to hide a hoola skirt haha"
Lol..im the same cant even make eye contact had to ask again tonight...to get them minded...its so awkward...best to hide the hoola skirt lol...lol....   |
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By *ongbow71Man
over a year ago
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So glad when i saw this thread we are exactly the same we are running out of pretend friends lol... "
We'll shout you an alibi if you need one... And I said that your kids need to be friends with my kids lol.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Say you have joined a medieval reenactment group and you are going to gigs, but it's by private invite only. Medieval aspect explains lack of internet and is easy to spoof off about. It works for me, but then I was part of one so i can get away with it a bit lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So glad when i saw this thread we are exactly the same we are running out of pretend friends lol...
We'll shout you an alibi if you need one... And I said that your kids need to be friends with my kids lol.."
Lol longbow we have already told my parents you's are our new friends.....we have exhausted every avenue.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Since joining fab I've had to create two imaginary boyfriends to explain to my mother why I'm disappearing at weekends or not around to go over for dinner in the evening sadly both 'relationships' had to end because she started making noises about wanting to meet them! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My nxt one is we being so busy helping others out wit ther problems tat we have forgotten about ourselves we are fightin all t time because of it i hope it works lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We're beginning to run out of them with the kids and family.....
It's only so often you can visit a friend in a week/month....(One who's got no Internet or facebook)
Work is one none of my friends would believe....HELP!!!
So glad when i saw this thread we are exactly the same we are running out of pretend friends lol... "
Say you're off to see your bestie  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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we are in the same boat , running out of excuses fast , our sitter is very worried about the number of funerals/weddings we are going to lol , some one on here must have some fresh excuses they could share with all of us ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Awh, the joys of being single
I don't have to make up stories or lie to anyone.
Don't even have a cat I can lie to "
Cats can tell when their staff are fibbing to them. Get a dog, they believe anything you tell them.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tell me bout it his family live near by like the spanish inquisition but ye never go away ...were did u meet them blah blah blah maybe I should say just goin out to fuk a guy think that mite shut them up anniemal u can use me as a friend anytime |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tell me bout it his family live near by like the spanish inquisition but ye never go away ...were did u meet them blah blah blah maybe I should say just goin out to fuk a guy think that mite shut them up anniemal u can use me as a friend anytime "
Salsa?? Line dancing
Culinary school (no pun Mr P!!)
Cheap groupon deals
Supervalu coupon breaks
Someone bought you murder mystery weekend vouchers
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Get a caravan it's great!!
The Banterville Caravan. We could all chip in and it could stay in our front Garden. Kids could play the Xbox while Mummy and Daddy practice their wrestling...."
Lol oh now that would be fun!! You can take me on the swans at pickie! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've the pleasure of not having to give excuses to anyone  "
I usually don't, unfortunately my mother sometimes has a bad habit of coming to stay for a day or two and giving me little notice. For a while she seemed to instinctively know when I had a meet organised |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We're beginning to run out of them with the kids and family.....
It's only so often you can visit a friend in a week/month....(One who's got no Internet or facebook)
Work is one none of my friends would believe....HELP!!!
So glad when i saw this thread we are exactly the same we are running out of pretend friends lol...
Say you're off to see your bestie "
Lol..ive invented about 20 besties...they must think im sooo popular... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ohhhhhh......All excuses making me laugh!! Think the camper and caravan would work if you didn't have a 8 yr old mad to come with ya....Ohhhhhh.....The joys!!!!!!
Although the funeral one made me lol.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We're beginning to run out of them with the kids and family.....
It's only so often you can visit a friend in a week/month....(One who's got no Internet or facebook)
Work is one none of my friends would believe....HELP!!!
So glad when i saw this thread we are exactly the same we are running out of pretend friends lol...
Say you're off to see your bestie
Lol..ive invented about 20 besties...they must think im sooo popular... "
invented yes BUT you better only have one actual one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had to tell my friends and one of them thought fab was a cult!!! She doesn't get it at all lol
And my sis in law told me the other day that my parents think I must be a secret lesbian coz I never bring men home to meet them and I'm always out  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had to tell my friends in the end, there was no way around it, we've a really close group and were friends since were kids so they know everyone that I know |
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By (user no longer on site)
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One (a prude) thought it was like being in a cult and if had been brain washed!! The others were just curious as to how it works. More emotionally then anything, and one of the girls (who I had fooled around with years ago) caught me outside and asked me how to join  |
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"I had to tell my friends and one of them thought fab was a cult!!! She doesn't get it at all lol
And my sis in law told me the other day that my parents think I must be a secret lesbian coz I never bring men home to meet them and I'm always out "
ha ha sorry for laughing that hilarious. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had to tell my friends and one of them thought fab was a cult!!! She doesn't get it at all lol
And my sis in law told me the other day that my parents think I must be a secret lesbian coz I never bring men home to meet them and I'm always out ha ha sorry for laughing that hilarious. "
I was fuming at the time and then my bezzie said "if only your mam knew how much you love cock" and now it's funny lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"One (a prude) thought it was like being in a cult and if had been brain washed!! The others were just curious as to how it works. More emotionally then anything, and one of the girls (who I had fooled around with years ago) caught me outside and asked me how to join "
Username pleezzzzeeèeeeeeeeeee |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One (a prude) thought it was like being in a cult and if had been brain washed!! The others were just curious as to how it works. More emotionally then anything, and one of the girls (who I had fooled around with years ago) caught me outside and asked me how to join
Username pleezzzzeeèeeeeeeeeee "
She got preggers and didn't join how selfish |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One (a prude) thought it was like being in a cult and if had been brain washed!! The others were just curious as to how it works. More emotionally then anything, and one of the girls (who I had fooled around with years ago) caught me outside and asked me how to join
Username pleezzzzeeèeeeeeeeeee
She got preggers and didn't join how selfish "
Totally!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"One (a prude) thought it was like being in a cult and if had been brain washed!! The others were just curious as to how it works. More emotionally then anything, and one of the girls (who I had fooled around with years ago) caught me outside and asked me how to join
Username pleezzzzeeèeeeeeeeeee
She got preggers and didn't join how selfish "
Not a real friend obviously. .  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've the pleasure of not having to give excuses to anyone
Mmmmmmm......food goo pleezzzzeeèeeeeeeeeee.....
By the bucket load!
Just a bucket "
Ok Ok, a Super Keg!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One (a prude) thought it was like being in a cult and if had been brain washed!! The others were just curious as to how it works. More emotionally then anything, and one of the girls (who I had fooled around with years ago) caught me outside and asked me how to join
Username pleezzzzeeèeeeeeeeeee
She got preggers and didn't join how selfish
Not a real friend obviously. . "
Oh my god this is so creepy she just texted me!!! *were being watched* |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One (a prude) thought it was like being in a cult and if had been brain washed!! The others were just curious as to how it works. More emotionally then anything, and one of the girls (who I had fooled around with years ago) caught me outside and asked me how to join
Username pleezzzzeeèeeeeeeeeee
She got preggers and didn't join how selfish
Not a real friend obviously. .
Oh my god this is so creepy she just texted me!!! *were being watched*"
You know what's even CREEPIER!??...
She just texted me too!!!!!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"One (a prude) thought it was like being in a cult and if had been brain washed!! The others were just curious as to how it works. More emotionally then anything, and one of the girls (who I had fooled around with years ago) caught me outside and asked me how to join
Username pleezzzzeeèeeeeeeeeee
She got preggers and didn't join how selfish
Not a real friend obviously. .
Oh my god this is so creepy she just texted me!!! *were being watched*
You know what's even CREEPIER!??...
She just texted me too!!!!!!
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OMFG.....me twoooo |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One (a prude) thought it was like being in a cult and if had been brain washed!! The others were just curious as to how it works. More emotionally then anything, and one of the girls (who I had fooled around with years ago) caught me outside and asked me how to join
Username pleezzzzeeèeeeeeeeeee
She got preggers and didn't join how selfish
Not a real friend obviously. .
Oh my god this is so creepy she just texted me!!! *were being watched*
You know what's even CREEPIER!??...
She just texted me too!!!!!!
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Ha ha ha ha I think she will join here when she has popped the sprog, and she will fit in well, nympho!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"One (a prude) thought it was like being in a cult and if had been brain washed!! The others were just curious as to how it works. More emotionally then anything, and one of the girls (who I had fooled around with years ago) caught me outside and asked me how to join
Username pleezzzzeeèeeeeeeeeee
She got preggers and didn't join how selfish
Not a real friend obviously. .
Oh my god this is so creepy she just texted me!!! *were being watched*
You know what's even CREEPIER!??...
She just texted me too!!!!!!
Ha ha ha ha I think she will join here when she has popped the sprog, and she will fit in well, nympho!! "
I was so horn when I was preggers.... |
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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Awh, the joys of being single
I don't have to make up stories or lie to anyone.
Don't even have a cat I can lie to
Cats can tell when their staff are fibbing to them. Get a dog, they believe anything you tell them. "
My dog has sadly learnt that "I won't be long" is up there with "cheque's in the post" for honesty value |
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By *ave181Man
over a year ago
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Tell people you volunteer for an organisation who cannot afford to pay staff and now and again you help out by doin overnights and even weekends. However due to confidentiality and the extremely sensitive nature of the work the organisation does you cannot give out any details.....you could even ask for a contribution |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Say you have joined a medieval reenactment group and you are going to gigs, but it's by private invite only. Medieval aspect explains lack of internet and is easy to spoof off about. It works for me, but then I was part of one so i can get away with it a bit lol"
......" That sounds exciting Mommy , Can we come along ????? "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We're beginning to run out of them with the kids and family.....
It's only so often you can visit a friend in a week/month....(One who's got no Internet or facebook)
Work is one none of my friends would believe....HELP!!!
So glad when i saw this thread we are exactly the same we are running out of pretend friends lol...
Say you're off to see your bestie
Lol..ive invented about 20 besties...they must think im sooo popular...
invented yes BUT you better only have one actual one "
You are my best male bff..promise...haha...i talk more to you than mr p....lol...lol... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I told both my work colleaguesabout being on fab a few weeks ago, neither were surprised
They know by the gameeze of ya "
i'd hoped they'd be a little shocked  |
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