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right thats it,it offical i am out of here
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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago
limerick |
Whoo hoo my bags are packed and i ready to go the taxis waiting outside the door. Its officially holiday time two weeks in the sun love ye but i got to leave u
e viva espania 
where in the world will u kick back this year |
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over a year ago
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"Ffs cj I thought u was leaving the site.
Phewwwwww enjoy it darling. Xxxxx 
haha just feeling wicked this morning letme going to have a ball xxxx I wish I had a ball to play with now !!!!!  "
Lol just the one!? |
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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Ffs cj I thought u was leaving the site.
Phewwwwww enjoy it darling. Xxxxx
haha just feeling wicked this morning letme going to have a ball xxxx I wish I had a ball to play with now !!!!! "
ohhhh letme are u flirting with me haha stick u in my suit case but the better half has it full oh her bikinis and shite that women bring on holidays i had to take the sink out of it to make room for my two shirts two pairs of shorts and box of lubec |
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"Ffs cj I thought u was leaving the site.
Phewwwwww enjoy it darling. Xxxxx
haha just feeling wicked this morning letme going to have a ball xxxx I wish I had a ball to play with now !!!!!
Lol just the one!? "
lmao at this stage red one would just do |
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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Ffs cj I thought u was leaving the site.
Phewwwwww enjoy it darling. Xxxxx
haha just feeling wicked this morning letme going to have a ball xxxx I wish I had a ball to play with now !!!!!
Lol just the one!? lmao at this stage red one would just do "
lefty or righty |
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"Ffs cj I thought u was leaving the site.
Phewwwwww enjoy it darling. Xxxxx
haha just feeling wicked this morning letme going to have a ball xxxx I wish I had a ball to play with now !!!!!
ohhhh letme are u flirting with me haha stick u in my suit case but the better half has it full oh her bikinis and shite that women bring on holidays i had to take the sink out of it to make room for my two shirts two pairs of shorts and box of lubec "
its not shite cj its woman's essentials its hard work being a woman. |
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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago
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"Ffs cj I thought u was leaving the site.
Phewwwwww enjoy it darling. Xxxxx
haha just feeling wicked this morning letme going to have a ball xxxx I wish I had a ball to play with now !!!!! "
A fan of the one sided thong!! |
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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Ffs cj I thought u was leaving the site.
Phewwwwww enjoy it darling. Xxxxx
haha just feeling wicked this morning letme going to have a ball xxxx I wish I had a ball to play with now !!!!!
ohhhh letme are u flirting with me haha stick u in my suit case but the better half has it full oh her bikinis and shite that women bring on holidays i had to take the sink out of it to make room for my two shirts two pairs of shorts and box of lubec its not shite cj its woman's essentials its hard work being a woman. "
try being a man having to to guess what she thinking now we usually get it wrong and pay the price  |
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"Ffs cj I thought u was leaving the site.
Phewwwwww enjoy it darling. Xxxxx
haha just feeling wicked this morning letme going to have a ball xxxx I wish I had a ball to play with now !!!!!
A fan of the one sided thong!! "
hey kim im just visualising cj in his leon mankini
ha ha cj giv us a flash. |
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"Ffs cj I thought u was leaving the site.
Phewwwwww enjoy it darling. Xxxxx
haha just feeling wicked this morning letme going to have a ball xxxx I wish I had a ball to play with now !!!!!
A fan of the one sided thong!! hey kim im just visualising cj in his leon mankini
ha ha cj giv us a flash. "
neon actually. . |
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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"Ffs cj I thought u was leaving the site.
Phewwwwww enjoy it darling. Xxxxx
haha just feeling wicked this morning letme going to have a ball xxxx I wish I had a ball to play with now !!!!!
A fan of the one sided thong!! hey kim im just visualising cj in his leon mankini
ha ha cj giv us a flash. neon actually. ."
ooops forgot to pack it awe well ill just have to go au natural |
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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago
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"Ffs cj I thought u was leaving the site.
Phewwwwww enjoy it darling. Xxxxx
haha just feeling wicked this morning letme going to have a ball xxxx I wish I had a ball to play with now !!!!!
A fan of the one sided thong!! hey kim im just visualising cj in his leon mankini
ha ha cj giv us a flash. "
I'm still visualising him in a body stocking (isn't that right Mr cj  )
I'd love to see a pic of the mankini now lol |
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"Ffs cj I thought u was leaving the site.
Phewwwwww enjoy it darling. Xxxxx
haha just feeling wicked this morning letme going to have a ball xxxx I wish I had a ball to play with now !!!!!
A fan of the one sided thong!! hey kim im just visualising cj in his leon mankini
ha ha cj giv us a flash.
I'm still visualising him in a body stocking (isn't that right Mr cj )
I'd love to see a pic of the mankini now lol"
ha ha cj get clicking with that camera. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Whoo hoo my bags are packed and i ready to go the taxis waiting outside the door. Its officially holiday time two weeks in the sun love ye but i got to leave u
e viva espania
where in the world will u kick back this year "
Dont for get the bright mankini....  |
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By *j47 OP Man
over a year ago
limerick |
U always have a last min travel glich well i do anyway being the laid back last min type i am. i was sitting on the sofa chatting on kik and here last night thinking i really should start packing my bag this was about 12.00 o clock, dog up on the sofa lying beside me (yes her good self was in bed otherwise the dog be on the floor)anyway next i heard this crunching sound and the dog left the sofa paying more heed to my chat after about five mins this crunching sound happened again so i looked up from my phone to see the dam bitch had taken me false teeth as a bloody chew toy they were in bits spread around the floor i lept up from my seat to see the damage she had done the bitch bolted knowing she was in trouble head down not making eye contact in case id scold her. Well i tell u i didn't know which way to turn 12.00 at night had to be in the airport at 11.00 in the morning fuck Il look a right state in Spain with no front teeth how was i going to tell the wife she murder me so i got up this morn at six ironed me gear packed me bag and headed in to town found a denture repair guy who made up a new set of falselys for me glad to say i am on the plane fully toothed and booted heading on me holidays some of us never loose it no panic Sur we get there somehow
just a little laugh for ur lunch time  |
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"U always have a last min travel glich well i do anyway being the laid back last min type i am. i was sitting on the sofa chatting on kik and here last night thinking i really should start packing my bag this was about 12.00 o clock, dog up on the sofa lying beside me (yes her good self was in bed otherwise the dog be on the floor)anyway next i heard this crunching sound and the dog left the sofa paying more heed to my chat after about five mins this crunching sound happened again so i looked up from my phone to see the dam bitch had taken me false teeth as a bloody chew toy they were in bits spread around the floor i lept up from my seat to see the damage she had done the bitch bolted knowing she was in trouble head down not making eye contact in case id scold her. Well i tell u i didn't know which way to turn 12.00 at night had to be in the airport at 11.00 in the morning fuck Il look a right state in Spain with no front teeth how was i going to tell the wife she murder me so i got up this morn at six ironed me gear packed me bag and headed in to town found a denture repair guy who made up a new set of falselys for me glad to say i am on the plane fully toothed and booted heading on me holidays some of us never loose it no panic Sur we get there somehow
just a little laugh for ur lunch time "
haha just ur luck for that to happen the night before haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"U always have a last min travel glich well i do anyway being the laid back last min type i am. i was sitting on the sofa chatting on kik and here last night thinking i really should start packing my bag this was about 12.00 o clock, dog up on the sofa lying beside me (yes her good self was in bed otherwise the dog be on the floor)anyway next i heard this crunching sound and the dog left the sofa paying more heed to my chat after about five mins this crunching sound happened again so i looked up from my phone to see the dam bitch had taken me false teeth as a bloody chew toy they were in bits spread around the floor i lept up from my seat to see the damage she had done the bitch bolted knowing she was in trouble head down not making eye contact in case id scold her. Well i tell u i didn't know which way to turn 12.00 at night had to be in the airport at 11.00 in the morning fuck Il look a right state in Spain with no front teeth how was i going to tell the wife she murder me so i got up this morn at six ironed me gear packed me bag and headed in to town found a denture repair guy who made up a new set of falselys for me glad to say i am on the plane fully toothed and booted heading on me holidays some of us never loose it no panic Sur we get there somehow
just a little laugh for ur lunch time "
Aww! Made me lol though!
Fair play to you for getting it sorted & what's the moral of this tale/tail?...
Your wife is always right! Enjoy the sun & the beer. |
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"U always have a last min travel glich well i do anyway being the laid back last min type i am. i was sitting on the sofa chatting on kik and here last night thinking i really should start packing my bag this was about 12.00 o clock, dog up on the sofa lying beside me (yes her good self was in bed otherwise the dog be on the floor)anyway next i heard this crunching sound and the dog left the sofa paying more heed to my chat after about five mins this crunching sound happened again so i looked up from my phone to see the dam bitch had taken me false teeth as a bloody chew toy they were in bits spread around the floor i lept up from my seat to see the damage she had done the bitch bolted knowing she was in trouble head down not making eye contact in case id scold her. Well i tell u i didn't know which way to turn 12.00 at night had to be in the airport at 11.00 in the morning fuck Il look a right state in Spain with no front teeth how was i going to tell the wife she murder me so i got up this morn at six ironed me gear packed me bag and headed in to town found a denture repair guy who made up a new set of falselys for me glad to say i am on the plane fully toothed and booted heading on me holidays some of us never loose it no panic Sur we get there somehow
just a little laugh for ur lunch time "
Pmsl!!!! funny im just after having to climb under my bed after my dog who just got a big load of my hair (off my hairbrush) that was in the bin and ate it all...he's still sitting here eating it the little shite!!  |
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"Lol cj
Reminds me of the time my last dog ate my vibrator lol
You can't scold em, shouldn't leave them where they can reach em
Enjoy your holidays xx"
ohhh that happened yo Me too nippy. Was out shopping met my cousin she coming back to mine for a coffee got to my front door her mobile rang; her son needed collecting from school.
I walked into my house after saying goodbye to my cousin. In my hallway was bits of pink plastic. I walked into living room to find my vibe half chewed up and my dog sitting beside it. I nearly killed my dog. But then felt relieved my cousin son was ill and thankfully my cousin never witnessed what greeted me in the hall way. |
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"Lol cj
Reminds me of the time my last dog ate my vibrator lol
You can't scold em, shouldn't leave them where they can reach em
Enjoy your holidays xx ohhh that happened yo Me too nippy. Was out shopping met my cousin she coming back to mine for a coffee got to my front door her mobile rang; her son needed collecting from school.
I walked into my house after saying goodbye to my cousin. In my hallway was bits of pink plastic. I walked into living room to find my vibe half chewed up and my dog sitting beside it. I nearly killed my dog. But then felt relieved my cousin son was ill and thankfully my cousin never witnessed what greeted me in the hall way. "
Uh oh! Would the moral of your stories be DON'T let the dog see the rabbit? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lol cj
Reminds me of the time my last dog ate my vibrator lol
You can't scold em, shouldn't leave them where they can reach em
Enjoy your holidays xx ohhh that happened yo Me too nippy. Was out shopping met my cousin she coming back to mine for a coffee got to my front door her mobile rang; her son needed collecting from school.
I walked into my house after saying goodbye to my cousin. In my hallway was bits of pink plastic. I walked into living room to find my vibe half chewed up and my dog sitting beside it. I nearly killed my dog. But then felt relieved my cousin son was ill and thankfully my cousin never witnessed what greeted me in the hall way.
Uh oh! Would the moral of your stories be DON'T let the dog see the rabbit?"
Lol
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lol cj
Reminds me of the time my last dog ate my vibrator lol
You can't scold em, shouldn't leave them where they can reach em
Enjoy your holidays xx ohhh that happened yo Me too nippy. Was out shopping met my cousin she coming back to mine for a coffee got to my front door her mobile rang; her son needed collecting from school.
I walked into my house after saying goodbye to my cousin. In my hallway was bits of pink plastic. I walked into living room to find my vibe half chewed up and my dog sitting beside it. I nearly killed my dog. But then felt relieved my cousin son was ill and thankfully my cousin never witnessed what greeted me in the hall way.
Uh oh! Would the moral of your stories be DON'T let the dog see the rabbit?
Lol
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now theres a few stories you can really get your teeth into so so funny guys....thanks for sharing 
oh and who said a dog is a mans best friend! Lol |
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