"Im not in a good mood not in a bad mood.
Im in a meh mood.
I need cheering up post mr something funny. "
Two men in the jungle A lion appears out of nowhere they start running. Man 1 says how do we outrun this lion. Man 2 replies I only have to outrun you. |
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"I meant what's wrong let me  hope your feeling better soon!! I'm just meh u know need excitement none happening and having a moody teenager don't help "
Anxious boredom really!! I hear ya!! Thought I was on to a good thing chatting to someone on another site and when I asked him what was he Into he says "bareback"
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"I meant what's wrong let me hope your feeling better soon!! I'm just meh u know need excitement none happening and having a moody teenager don't help
Anxious boredom really!! I hear ya!! Thought I was on to a good thing chatting to someone on another site and when I asked him what was he Into he says "bareback"
BLOCK!!!"
I assume he wasn't 4' tall so you knew he wasn't a jockey.  |
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"I meant what's wrong let me hope your feeling better soon!! I'm just meh u know need excitement none happening and having a moody teenager don't help
Anxious boredom really!! I hear ya!! Thought I was on to a good thing chatting to someone on another site and when I asked him what was he Into he says "bareback"
BLOCK!!!"
ohhh holy god idiot |
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Usually I would think he's a fake but he was on here a couple of months ago and was veri'd by afew girls, spotted him on the other place this morning. He's literally beautiful. Actually beautiful |
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"Usually I would think he's a fake but he was on here a couple of months ago and was veri'd by afew girls, spotted him on the other place this morning. He's literally beautiful. Actually beautiful "
that is a bloody Shame I say a double meh to that'!!!!
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"It's a meh day all round I think!  "
not at all, i'm out knockin doors, shaking hands in a well known housing estate in Coleraine, nope that car of men following me isn't worrying me at all  |
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Hopefully this joke cheers you up :
A dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie.He decides to test it at dinner.
“Son, where were you today?”
Son says “at school dad.”
Robot slaps the son
“Ok, I watched a dvd at my mates!”
“what dvd?”
“Toy story.”
Robot slaps the son again!
“Ok, it was a porno” cries the son.
“When I was your age I didn’t know what porn was” says the dad.
Robot slaps the dad!
Mum laughs “hahaha! He’s certainly your son !!
Robot slaps the mother |
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"Hopefully this joke cheers you up :
A dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie.He decides to test it at dinner.
“Son, where were you today?”
Son says “at school dad.”
Robot slaps the son
“Ok, I watched a dvd at my mates!”
“what dvd?”
“Toy story.”
Robot slaps the son again!
“Ok, it was a porno” cries the son.
“When I was your age I didn’t know what porn was” says the dad.
Robot slaps the dad!
Mum laughs “hahaha! He’s certainly your son !!
Robot slaps the mother"
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"Hopefully this joke cheers you up :
A dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie.He decides to test it at dinner.
“Son, where were you today?”
Son says “at school dad.”
Robot slaps the son
“Ok, I watched a dvd at my mates!”
“what dvd?”
“Toy story.”
Robot slaps the son again!
“Ok, it was a porno” cries the son.
“When I was your age I didn’t know what porn was” says the dad.
Robot slaps the dad!
Mum laughs “hahaha! He’s certainly your son !!
Robot slaps the mother"
haha |
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"Hopefully this joke cheers you up :
A dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie.He decides to test it at dinner.
“Son, where were you today?”
Son says “at school dad.”
Robot slaps the son
“Ok, I watched a dvd at my mates!”
“what dvd?”
“Toy story.”
Robot slaps the son again!
“Ok, it was a porno” cries the son.
“When I was your age I didn’t know what porn was” says the dad.
Robot slaps the dad!
Mum laughs “hahaha! He’s certainly your son !!
Robot slaps the mother"
I liked that, very good. |
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"Hopefully this joke cheers you up :
A dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie.He decides to test it at dinner.
“Son, where were you today?”
Son says “at school dad.”
Robot slaps the son
“Ok, I watched a dvd at my mates!”
“what dvd?”
“Toy story.”
Robot slaps the son again!
“Ok, it was a porno” cries the son.
“When I was your age I didn’t know what porn was” says the dad.
Robot slaps the dad!
Mum laughs “hahaha! He’s certainly your son !!
Robot slaps the mother"
ha ha brilliant |
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"It's a meh day all round I think! "
ladies ladies ladies, the most beautiful creatures that god created, don't let any1 bring u down, rise above the challenge hold ur heads up high and say, I am unique, there is no1 like me, others only speak badly off me because they r intimidated by me, hugs and kisses to u all xxx |
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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago
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"Hopefully this joke cheers you up :
A dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie.He decides to test it at dinner.
“Son, where were you today?”
Son says “at school dad.”
Robot slaps the son
“Ok, I watched a dvd at my mates!”
“what dvd?”
“Toy story.”
Robot slaps the son again!
“Ok, it was a porno” cries the son.
“When I was your age I didn’t know what porn was” says the dad.
Robot slaps the dad!
Mum laughs “hahaha! He’s certainly your son !!
Robot slaps the mother ha ha brilliant "
So funny  |
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"Hopefully this joke cheers you up :
A dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie.He decides to test it at dinner.
“Son, where were you today?”
Son says “at school dad.”
Robot slaps the son
“Ok, I watched a dvd at my mates!”
“what dvd?”
“Toy story.”
Robot slaps the son again!
“Ok, it was a porno” cries the son.
“When I was your age I didn’t know what porn was” says the dad.
Robot slaps the dad!
Mum laughs “hahaha! He’s certainly your son !!
Robot slaps the mother"
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lots of 'mehs' .... in my head it sounds like a group of sheep now haha
had an eventful day though (for a Monday at work)... my neck is in bits though (for good reasons at least!!), I sent in inappropriate email to the wrong person, I cheered up a crying colleague and bought a birthday present 2 weeks in advance (it's usually on the day)
ok let me, try saying "meeeeehhhhhhh" 3 times and then "mooooooooooo" 3 times. Then laugh hysterically.... if that doesn't make you laugh, I'm going to send you videos about clumsy cats!! |
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Well I sat into the back my friends car at lunchtime today for a nap which I do a couple of times a week only to be woken up by the car moving to find it was been stolen! The guy driving got as much of fright as I did because he obviously didn't see me when he got in. He drove about 500 meters and then jumped out and ran. Bonkers! Shook me up a bit I can tell ya |
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"Well I sat into the back my friends car at lunchtime today for a nap which I do a couple of times a week only to be woken up by the car moving to find it was been stolen! The guy driving got as much of fright as I did because he obviously didn't see me when he got in. He drove about 500 meters and then jumped out and ran. Bonkers! Shook me up a bit I can tell ya"
omg cassy thats mental....lol |
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I had a pretty painful day and ended up on the sofa most if the day, had to get the kids picked up from school but got a suprise one of the parents bought us quick food for tea as I was not well how lovely |
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I just nearly crashed into a car, she got out and started screaming at me and I apologised and she kept screaming so I lost the plot and started screaming at her and then got in the car and drove off, I didn't hit her and she was in the wrong, agh feel sick now |
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"Well I sat into the back my friends car at lunchtime today for a nap which I do a couple of times a week only to be woken up by the car moving to find it was been stolen! The guy driving got as much of fright as I did because he obviously didn't see me when he got in. He drove about 500 meters and then jumped out and ran. Bonkers! Shook me up a bit I can tell ya"
jeez!! another carjacking!! that's mental! |
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"Well I sat into the back my friends car at lunchtime today for a nap which I do a couple of times a week only to be woken up by the car moving to find it was been stolen! The guy driving got as much of fright as I did because he obviously didn't see me when he got in. He drove about 500 meters and then jumped out and ran. Bonkers! Shook me up a bit I can tell ya"
fuck that's bloody frightening stuff.
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"I just nearly crashed into a car, she got out and started screaming at me and I apologised and she kept screaming so I lost the plot and started screaming at her and then got in the car and drove off, I didn't hit her and she was in the wrong, agh feel sick now "
awwww poor u lollipop really is such a shite day.  |
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"I just nearly crashed into a car, she got out and started screaming at me and I apologised and she kept screaming so I lost the plot and started screaming at her and then got in the car and drove off, I didn't hit her and she was in the wrong, agh feel sick now "
Wobbly legs? |
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"Well I sat into the back my friends car at lunchtime today for a nap which I do a couple of times a week only to be woken up by the car moving to find it was been stolen! The guy driving got as much of fright as I did because he obviously didn't see me when he got in. He drove about 500 meters and then jumped out and ran. Bonkers! Shook me up a bit I can tell ya"
your mate owes you a pint for saving his car. Glad you're ok bud |
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"Wobbly legs and shaking, not from nearly crashing, more from having a screaming match in aldi car park  "
I got a bumper sticker years ago from hubs after similar, it said "I go from 0-bitch in 60 seconds"
I wasn't amused.
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"Wobbly legs and shaking, not from nearly crashing, more from having a screaming match in aldi car park
I got a bumper sticker years ago from hubs after similar, it said "I go from 0-bitch in 60 seconds"
I wasn't amused.
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Lol I need to get myself one of them |
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"Boobies!!!!!!!
Lol this made me laugh and cheered me up "
speaking of boobies...changed into vest top after work which is low cut, to which my 8 year old daughter says mummy you're very booby bare and jiggly jangly. You'd have thought they were hanging at my waste or knees lmao |
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Somebody put this up the other day.....I've been trying it all week.....it's impossible......I've asked angry men in the street to do it.....ok ok
In your angriest voice say Bubbles.....
Now you can change the word to Boobies.....love it |
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"Somebody put this up the other day.....I've been trying it all week.....it's impossible......I've asked angry men in the street to do it.....ok ok
In your angriest voice say Bubbles.....
Now you can change the word to Boobies.....love it "
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