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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I'm off out tonight and just had a bath and as Ronaldtoe was drawn in permanent marker I've struggled to remove all traces of his face from my toenail

What happens if I pull, how do I explain that one? lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

See thread 'how to introduce your (new) partner to swinging' from 2 days hence.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

RIP Ronaldtoe

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"See thread 'how to introduce your (new) partner to swinging' from 2 days hence."

I'm not sure "I swing" is a believable excuse for having a face on your toenail lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"RIP Ronaldtoe "

I'm sure you haven't seen the last of him

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yay!! I've grown quite fond of the little guy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ok so begin the explanation with "well, you see it goes likes this, i went vegas and got very d*unk....."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"See thread 'how to introduce your (new) partner to swinging' from 2 days hence.

I'm not sure "I swing" is a believable excuse for having a face on your toenail lol"

Hehe wear toesocks and then if u pull she will be so wowed by your sox she won't need to see Ronaldtoe's remains

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"RIP Ronaldtoe "

awww. .. missing you already ronaltoe

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Yay!! I've grown quite fond of the little guy "

Hey less of the little

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ok so begin the explanation with "well, you see it goes likes this, i went vegas and got very d*unk....." "

Could work but I've been told to say I'm a kids entertainer and the lady will melt lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"See thread 'how to introduce your (new) partner to swinging' from 2 days hence.

I'm not sure "I swing" is a believable excuse for having a face on your toenail lol

Hehe wear toesocks and then if u pull she will be so wowed by your sox she won't need to see Ronaldtoe's remains "

Sock of any kind during sex is a big no no

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"RIP Ronaldtoe

awww. .. missing you already ronaltoe

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He'll be back before you know it DG don't fret

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just tell her it's your friend "toeny nail-her"

Sorry that sounded a lot funnier in my head

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I am a bit concerned for you and your skills. Surley you will be involved a bit higher up the body and she won't be looking at you toes. Unless you are into the toe sucking thing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I am a bit concerned for you and your skills. Surley you will be involved a bit higher up the body and she won't be looking at you toes. Unless you are into the toe sucking thing. "

Don't be concerned Georgiana, sex to me isn't just about the private bits

I didn't pull anyway so it's all irrelevant

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

could have said it was a birth mark

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