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So any funny typos that left you ?? | |||
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"Yep, happened to me a few times! Although my most memorable has to be when I was sitting, having breakfast with my 'Ex'... What I meant to say was "Could you pass me the marmalade please?" But out came "You've ruined my life you fckn bitch!" She just looked at me and said "what was that?" I replied "Could you pass me the marmalade please?".... "Ha I LOL'd at that | |||
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"Yep, happened to me a few times! Although my most memorable has to be when I was sitting, having breakfast with my 'Ex'... What I meant to say was "Could you pass me the marmalade please?" But out came "You've ruined my life you fckn bitch!" She just looked at me and said "what was that?" I replied "Could you pass me the marmalade please?".... "Lol are you ripping off paddy Irish man jokes!! | |||
"Not exactly a typo but in work one day I sent an email to a former boss regarding some info he needed on a colleague. I put the initial of the person with their surname in the subject line. Shortly after sending the email my boss rang me and said I should check before sending emails. Hadn't a clue what he was referring to til I looked at it again. The heading I had put was PEnnis........did I go bright red or what!! Lol. My boss had a right laugh about it and I do now "Lol ooops | |||
"Yep, happened to me a few times! Although my most memorable has to be when I was sitting, having breakfast with my 'Ex'... What I meant to say was "Could you pass me the marmalade please?" But out came "You've ruined my life you fckn bitch!" She just looked at me and said "what was that?" I replied "Could you pass me the marmalade please?".... "very funny | |||
"Few years ago a friend meant to threaten me with sitting on my head, instead she threatened me with scat. "Lol funny how one letter can change the course of things!! Eh Banaba man!! | |||
"Few years ago a friend meant to threaten me with sitting on my head, instead she threatened me with scat. "bet you would love that ya dirt  | |||
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"Few years ago a friend meant to threaten me with sitting on my head, instead she threatened me with scat.
Lol funny how one letter can change the course of things!! Eh Banaba man!! "i'll get my cape | |||
"Few years ago a friend meant to threaten me with sitting on my head, instead she threatened me with scat.
bet you would love that ya dirt "  not at all, thats a boundary never to be broken | |||
"Few years ago a friend meant to threaten me with sitting on my head, instead she threatened me with scat.
bet you would love that ya dirt
not at all, thats a boundary never to be broken"ah ya killjoy | |||
"Few years ago a friend meant to threaten me with sitting on my head, instead she threatened me with scat.
bet you would love that ya dirt
not at all, thats a boundary never to be broken
ah ya killjoy "just not my bag | |||
"Few years ago a friend meant to threaten me with sitting on my head, instead she threatened me with scat.
bet you would love that ya dirt
not at all, thats a boundary never to be broken
ah ya killjoy
just not my bag " | |||
"Few years ago a friend meant to threaten me with sitting on my head, instead she threatened me with scat.
Lol funny how one letter can change the course of things!! Eh Banaba man!!
i'll get my cape and tights but I refuse to wear your thong, it chaffs!! "I knew you liked dressing up in ladies underwear!! | |||
"Few years ago a friend meant to threaten me with sitting on my head, instead she threatened me with scat.
Lol funny how one letter can change the course of things!! Eh Banaba man!!
i'll get my cape and tights but I refuse to wear your thong, it chaffs!!
I knew you liked dressing up in ladies underwear!! "he loves it.ya wanna see him in mine.seexxyyy  | |||
"Few years ago a friend meant to threaten me with sitting on my head, instead she threatened me with scat.
Lol funny how one letter can change the course of things!! Eh Banaba man!!
i'll get my cape and tights but I refuse to wear your thong, it chaffs!!
I knew you liked dressing up in ladies underwear!! "jaysus i made hell of a typo there | |||
"Few years ago a friend meant to threaten me with sitting on my head, instead she threatened me with scat.
Lol funny how one letter can change the course of things!! Eh Banaba man!!
i'll get my cape and tights but I refuse to wear your thong, it chaffs!!
I knew you liked dressing up in ladies underwear!!
he loves it.ya wanna see him in mine.seexxyyy "now you promised that was our secret | |||
"Few years ago a friend meant to threaten me with sitting on my head, instead she threatened me with scat.
Lol funny how one letter can change the course of things!! Eh Banaba man!!
i'll get my cape and tights but I refuse to wear your thong, it chaffs!!
I knew you liked dressing up in ladies underwear!!
he loves it.ya wanna see him in mine.seexxyyy
now you promised that was our secret "ah but you look so damn good in them mr.lotta i just had to share | |||
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"Few years ago a friend meant to threaten me with sitting on my head, instead she threatened me with scat.
Lol funny how one letter can change the course of things!! Eh Banaba man!!
i'll get my cape and tights but I refuse to wear your thong, it chaffs!!
I knew you liked dressing up in ladies underwear!!
he loves it.ya wanna see him in mine.seexxyyy
now you promised that was our secret
ah but you look so damn good in them mr.lotta i just had to share "they do say sharing is caring, dunno if that applies here though Mrs Lotta | |||
"Few years ago a friend meant to threaten me with sitting on my head, instead she threatened me with scat.
Lol funny how one letter can change the course of things!! Eh Banaba man!!
i'll get my cape and tights but I refuse to wear your thong, it chaffs!!
I knew you liked dressing up in ladies underwear!!
jaysus i made hell of a typo there "Mwahhhh  | |||
"Few years ago a friend meant to threaten me with sitting on my head, instead she threatened me with scat.
Lol funny how one letter can change the course of things!! Eh Banaba man!!
i'll get my cape and tights but I refuse to wear your thong, it chaffs!!
I knew you liked dressing up in ladies underwear!!
he loves it.ya wanna see him in mine.seexxyyy
now you promised that was our secret
ah but you look so damn good in them mr.lotta i just had to share
they do say sharing is caring, dunno if that applies here though Mrs Lotta " i take it back.my man only wears manly undergarments.  | |||
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"Few years ago a friend meant to threaten me with sitting on my head, instead she threatened me with scat.
Lol funny how one letter can change the course of things!! Eh Banaba man!!
i'll get my cape and tights but I refuse to wear your thong, it chaffs!!
I knew you liked dressing up in ladies underwear!!
he loves it.ya wanna see him in mine.seexxyyy
now you promised that was our secret
ah but you look so damn good in them mr.lotta i just had to share
they do say sharing is caring, dunno if that applies here though Mrs Lotta
i take it back.my man only wears see through womanly undergarments. " | |||
"Few years ago a friend meant to threaten me with sitting on my head, instead she threatened me with scat.
Lol funny how one letter can change the course of things!! Eh Banaba man!!
i'll get my cape and tights but I refuse to wear your thong, it chaffs!!
I knew you liked dressing up in ladies underwear!!
he loves it.ya wanna see him in mine.seexxyyy
now you promised that was our secret
ah but you look so damn good in them mr.lotta i just had to share
they do say sharing is caring, dunno if that applies here though Mrs Lotta
i take it back.my man only wears see through womanly undergarments. "i'll assume this is Mr P...........BFF, take away this naughty scamps suckie suckie for say a week? | |||
"Few years ago a friend meant to threaten me with sitting on my head, instead she threatened me with scat.
Lol funny how one letter can change the course of things!! Eh Banaba man!!
i'll get my cape and tights but I refuse to wear your thong, it chaffs!!
I knew you liked dressing up in ladies underwear!!
he loves it.ya wanna see him in mine.seexxyyy
now you promised that was our secret
ah but you look so damn good in them mr.lotta i just had to share
they do say sharing is caring, dunno if that applies here though Mrs Lotta
i take it back.my man only wears see through womanly undergarments.
i'll assume this is Mr P...........BFF, take away this naughty scamps suckie suckie for say a week? "Yeah it is Mr P but as we got meet in 72hrs think I will last | |||
"Few years ago a friend meant to threaten me with sitting on my head, instead she threatened me with scat.
Lol funny how one letter can change the course of things!! Eh Banaba man!!
i'll get my cape and tights but I refuse to wear your thong, it chaffs!!
I knew you liked dressing up in ladies underwear!!
he loves it.ya wanna see him in mine.seexxyyy
now you promised that was our secret
ah but you look so damn good in them mr.lotta i just had to share
they do say sharing is caring, dunno if that applies here though Mrs Lotta
i take it back.my man only wears see through womanly undergarments.
i'll assume this is Mr P...........BFF, take away this naughty scamps suckie suckie for say a week? Yeah it is Mr P but as we got meet in 72hrs think I will last "i'll have to have a word with your superior | |||
" I knew you liked dressing up in ladies underwear!! :hey do say sharing is caring, dunno if that applies here though Mrs Lotta
i take it back.my man only wears see through womanly undergarments. "you are too bad mr.p | |||
"Few years ago a friend meant to threaten me with sitting on my head, instead she threatened me with scat.
Lol funny how one letter can change the course of things!! Eh Banaba man!!
i'll get my cape and tights but I refuse to wear your thong, it chaffs!!
I knew you liked dressing up in ladies underwear!!
he loves it.ya wanna see him in mine.seexxyyy
now you promised that was our secret
ah but you look so damn good in them mr.lotta i just had to share
they do say sharing is caring, dunno if that applies here though Mrs Lotta
i take it back.my man only wears see through womanly undergarments.
i'll assume this is Mr P...........BFF, take away this naughty scamps suckie suckie for say a week? Yeah it is Mr P but as we got meet in 72hrs think I will last
i'll have to have a wank with your superior " | |||
" I knew you liked dressing up in ladies underwear!! :hey do say sharing is caring, dunno if that applies here though Mrs Lotta
i take it back.my man only wears see through womanly undergarments.
you are too bad mr.p "lotta picking on poor litle me boo hoo  | |||
"Few years ago a friend meant to threaten me with sitting on my head, instead she threatened me with scat.
Lol funny how one letter can change the course of things!! Eh Banaba man!!
i'll get my cape and tights but I refuse to wear your thong, it chaffs!!
I knew you liked dressing up in ladies underwear!!
he loves it.ya wanna see him in mine.seexxyyy
now you promised that was our secret
ah but you look so damn good in them mr.lotta i just had to share
they do say sharing is caring, dunno if that applies here though Mrs Lotta
i take it back.my man only wears see through womanly undergarments.
i'll assume this is Mr P...........BFF, take away this naughty scamps suckie suckie for say a week? Yeah it is Mr P but as we got meet in 72hrs think I will last
i'll have to have a wank over your superior "well if you don't and she's game i'll be round after dinner | |||
"Few years ago a friend meant to threaten me with sitting on my head, instead she threatened me with scat.
Lol funny how one letter can change the course of things!! Eh Banaba man!!
i'll get my cape and tights but I refuse to wear your thong, it chaffs!!
I knew you liked dressing up in ladies underwear!!
he loves it.ya wanna see him in mine.seexxyyy
now you promised that was our secret
ah but you look so damn good in them mr.lotta i just had to share
they do say sharing is caring, dunno if that applies here though Mrs Lotta
i take it back.my man only wears see through womanly undergarments.
i'll assume this is Mr P...........BFF, take away this naughty scamps suckie suckie for say a week? Yeah it is Mr P but as we got meet in 72hrs think I will last
i'll have to have a wank over your superior
well if you don't and she's game i'll be round after dinner"you cant your under the thumb nah nah nah nah or I would have asked you round  | |||
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"I did text my male line manager one day and predictive text meant I ended up asking him to schedule a meeting ref my "Anal "problem with a volunteer! !!! "Lol ooops | |||
"and did he pee on you too? Mr P) "Dirty!! | |||
"and did he (Mr P) "no. .. lol. .. very embarrassing moment add he tried to explain this to me as I hadn't even noticed lol | |||
"Few years ago a friend meant to threaten me with sitting on my head, instead she threatened me with scat.
Lol funny how one letter can change the course of things!! Eh Banaba man!!
i'll get my cape and tights but I refuse to wear your thong, it chaffs!!
I knew you liked dressing up in ladies underwear!!
he loves it.ya wanna see him in mine.seexxyyy
now you promised that was our secret
ah but you look so damn good in them mr.lotta i just had to share
they do say sharing is caring, dunno if that applies here though Mrs Lotta
i take it back.my man only wears see through womanly undergarments.
i'll assume this is Mr P...........BFF, take away this naughty scamps suckie suckie for say a week? Yeah it is Mr P but as we got meet in 72hrs think I will last
i'll have to have a wank over your superior
well if you don't and she's game i'll be round after dinner you cant your under the thumb nah nah nah nah or I would have asked you round "am not | |||
"Few years ago a friend meant to threaten me with sitting on my head, instead she threatened me with scat.
Lol funny how one letter can change the course of things!! Eh Banaba man!!
i'll get my cape and tights but I refuse to wear your thong, it chaffs!!
I knew you liked dressing up in ladies underwear!!
he loves it.ya wanna see him in mine.seexxyyy
now you promised that was our secret
ah but you look so damn good in them mr.lotta i just had to share
they do say sharing is caring, dunno if that applies here though Mrs Lotta
i take it back.my man only wears see through womanly undergarments.
i'll assume this is Mr P...........BFF, take away this naughty scamps suckie suckie for say a week? Yeah it is Mr P but as we got meet in 72hrs think I will last
i'll have to have a wank over your superior
well if you don't and she's game i'll be round after dinner you cant your under the thumb nah nah nah nah or I would have asked you round
am not "Haha went out to the shops and i come home to find...mr p banned from suckies and lotta cumming round to wank over me....what have you's lot been up to eh.....  | |||
"Few years ago a friend meant to threaten me with sitting on my head, instead she threatened me with scat.
Lol funny how one letter can change the course of things!! Eh Banaba man!!
i'll get my cape and tights but I refuse to wear your thong, it chaffs!!
I knew you liked dressing up in ladies underwear!!
he loves it.ya wanna see him in mine.seexxyyy
now you promised that was our secret
ah but you look so damn good in them mr.lotta i just had to share
they do say sharing is caring, dunno if that applies here though Mrs Lotta
i take it back.my man only wears see through womanly undergarments.
i'll assume this is Mr P...........BFF, take away this naughty scamps suckie suckie for say a week? Yeah it is Mr P but as we got meet in 72hrs think I will last
i'll have to have a wank over your superior
well if you don't and she's game i'll be round after dinner you cant your under the thumb nah nah nah nah or I would have asked you round
am not
Haha went out to the shops to buy conditioner for the next Avatar pics and i come home to find...mr p on all fours looking for that broom handle he sat on earlier and I hear he's banned from suckies and lotta cumming round to wank over mr p cause he loves it!.what have you's lot been up to eh..... "Wasn't me | |||
"Few years ago a friend meant to threaten me with sitting on my head, instead she threatened me with scat.
Lol funny how one letter can change the course of things!! Eh Banaba man!!
i'll get my cape and tights but I refuse to wear your thong, it chaffs!!
I knew you liked dressing up in ladies underwear!!
he loves it.ya wanna see him in mine.seexxyyy
now you promised that was our secret
ah but you look so damn good in them mr.lotta i just had to share
they do say sharing is caring, dunno if that applies here though Mrs Lotta
i take it back.my man only wears see through womanly undergarments.
i'll assume this is Mr P...........BFF, take away this naughty scamps suckie suckie for say a week? Yeah it is Mr P but as we got meet in 72hrs think I will last
i'll have to have a wank over your superior
well if you don't and she's game i'll be round after dinner you cant your under the thumb nah nah nah nah or I would have asked you round
am not
Haha went out to the shops to buy conditioner for the next Avatar pics and i come home to find...mr p on all fours looking for that broom handle he sat on earlier and I hear he's banned from suckies and lotta cumming round to wank over mr p cause he loves it!.what have you's lot been up to eh.....
Wasn't me "Bad influence miss mefor lol.... | |||
"Few years ago a friend meant to threaten me with sitting on my head, instead she threatened me with scat.
Lol funny how one letter can change the course of things!! Eh Banaba man!!
i'll get my cape and tights but I refuse to wear your thong, it chaffs!!
I knew you liked dressing up in ladies underwear!!
he loves it.ya wanna see him in mine.seexxyyy
now you promised that was our secret
ah but you look so damn good in them mr.lotta i just had to share
they do say sharing is caring, dunno if that applies here though Mrs Lotta
i take it back.my man only wears see through womanly undergarments.
i'll assume this is Mr P...........BFF, take away this naughty scamps suckie suckie for say a week? Yeah it is Mr P but as we got meet in 72hrs think I will last
i'll have to have a wank over your superior
well if you don't and she's game i'll be round after dinner you cant your under the thumb nah nah nah nah or I would have asked you round
am not
Haha went out to the shops and i come home to find...mr p banned from suckies and lotta cumming round to wank over me....what have you's lot been up to eh..... "
it was all him | |||
