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Worst Sex I ever Had 100% really happened
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So Last Summer i was in The Canary islands with me family.
Me & my cousin went out to a bar in the hopes of a pull.
Unfortunately my cousin looks like Channing tatum while I look like Ron weasleys twin & as usual he gets the great looking girl & I'm stuck with the annoying friend. Typical!!.
So anyways were on a pier thingy above a beach & my cousin & his girl decide to go skinny dipping however mine didn't want to partake which I didnt mind so while them two are off frollocking in the sea were up on a pier, one thing lead to another & we start kissing & somehow are De-Clothed , anyways the girl grabs my cock & squeezes it like a stretch ball I was in agony!! then she told me to shut the fuck up & she starts giving me head, little did I know her idea of head is fucking biting the head of a jelly babie !! So I'm like I gotta get outta her I pull away from this crazy wench & while doing so trip over her fucking handbag bouncing me head of a rock & spraining me wrist.
So for the rest of the holiday I had a bruised Dick a sprained wrist & a bumb on my forehead 
Worst night ever!!
Must of spent around €100 squid on Ice packs  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lol lol... No "Happy Ending" there then.. 
Yeah I learned never have sex on a pier!! That's a life lesson bud "
If it was in a pier I'd prefer a life guard  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Lol lol... No "Happy Ending" there then..
Yeah I learned never have sex on a pier!! That's a life lesson bud
If it was in a pier I'd prefer a life guard "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pmsl..... sorry but that did cheer me up no end lol  
Yeah I'm glad u found my embarrassing moment entertaining Downgirl "
apologies..I was laughing with ya. . Honest. .I had a shit day in work.. peeked in quickly and you made me laugh out loud. ... so at least some good came out of it. . Even if you didn't |
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By *p4itduoCouple
over a year ago
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My mums best friend in bed when I was eighteen the things that girl thought me that night ooh ,unfortunately mun and dad came home early the next morning to call me for work, and found us asleep and naked |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"My mums best friend in bed when I was eighteen the things that girl thought me that night ooh ,unfortunately mun and dad came home early the next morning to call me for work, and found us asleep and naked "
Say it was worth it though fair play haha |
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