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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Well I'm helping Banaba man and plantain boy (they're glamorous assistant  ) to find the perfect golden plums boy to escort the delectable Downgirl (Queen of Banterville) to the craic town meet and greet.
If you think you are a worthy candidate please apply within 
Ps girls welcome to apply too |
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"Well I'm helping Banaba man and plantain boy (they're glamorous assistant ) to find the perfect golden plums boy to escort the delectable Downgirl (Queen of Banterville) to the craic town meet and greet.
If you think you are a worthy candidate please apply within
No better glamourised assistant xx
Ps girls welcome to apply too "
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"Well I'm helping Banaba man and plantain boy (they're glamorous assistant ) to find the perfect golden plums boy to escort the delectable Downgirl (Queen of Banterville) to the craic town meet and greet.
If you think you are a worthy candidate please apply within
Ps girls welcome to apply too "
where do i sign? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ooooooohh...
does this mean I get to check out their plums. ..... When they rescue me? ?  "
Most definitely!!! and I'll be helping you with that of course!! |
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By *ongbow71Man
over a year ago
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"Well I'm helping Banaba man and plantain boy (they're glamorous assistant ) to find the perfect golden plums boy to escort the delectable Downgirl (Queen of Banterville) to the craic town meet and greet.
If you think you are a worthy candidate please apply within
Ps girls welcome to apply too "
I fit absolutely none of DG's criteria, but I'll happily escort her. She can even have a go on my snorkel..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ooooooohh...
does this mean I get to check out their plums. ..... When they rescue me? ?
Most definitely!!! and I'll be helping you with that of course!! "
aahh Thank you mefor. ...I will need a gorgeous glam assistant |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We going fruit picking miss downgirl   "
mmm didn't you have three plums last night in a different thread. ..?.
My god mefor... We may need another glam assistant! ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well I'm helping Banaba man and plantain boy (they're glamorous assistant ) to find the perfect golden plums boy to escort the delectable Downgirl (Queen of Banterville) to the craic town meet and greet.
If you think you are a worthy candidate please apply within
Ps girls welcome to apply too
I fit absolutely none of DG's criteria, but I'll happily escort her. She can even have a go on my snorkel.. "
You already have a role, Tge Singinf Snorkel, the arch nemisis |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"We going fruit picking miss downgirl
mmm didn't you have three plums last night in a different thread. ..?.
My god mefor... We may need another glam assistant! !"
I bet Mrs Oink Panther would love to give a helping hand!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We going fruit picking miss downgirl
mmm didn't you have three plums last night in a different thread. ..?.
My god mefor... We may need another glam assistant! !
I bet Mrs Oink Panther would love to give a helping hand!!! "
but she's a bad bad girl already in the plot lol |
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"We going fruit picking miss downgirl
mmm didn't you have three plums last night in a different thread. ..?.
My god mefor... We may need another glam assistant! !
I bet Mrs Pink Panther would love to give a helping hand!!!
but she's a bad bad girl already in the plot lol "
Oh so more auditions for another glamorous assistant??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"We going fruit picking miss downgirl
mmm didn't you have three plums last night in a different thread. ..?.
My god mefor... We may need another glam assistant! !"
lol there's gonna be baskets of plums |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You already have a role, Tge Singinf Snorkel, the arch nemisis
But every villain has a beautiful woman on his arm...
Besides, she has to go with me. I have her Plums.... "
and you have my night mask of youth. ...
You dasterdly snorkeling super villain! ! .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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You already have a role, Tge Singinf Snorkel, the arch nemisis
But every villain has a beautiful woman on his arm...
Besides, she has to go with me. I have her Plums.... "
write yourself in a classic Bond style villain, maybe by the name of Miss Melons or something like that |
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By *ongbow71Man
over a year ago
Bangor, Norn Iron |
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You already have a role, Tge Singinf Snorkel, the arch nemisis
But every villain has a beautiful woman on his arm...
Besides, she has to go with me. I have her Plums....
write yourself in a classic Bond style villain, maybe by the name of Miss Melons or something like that "
The name's Fanny...
Fanny Bateur |
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By (user no longer on site)
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You already have a role, Tge Singinf Snorkel, the arch nemisis
But every villain has a beautiful woman on his arm...
Besides, she has to go with me. I have her Plums....
write yourself in a classic Bond style villain, maybe by the name of Miss Melons or something like that
The name's Fanny...
Fanny Bateur"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You already have a role, Tge Singinf Snorkel, the arch nemisis
But every villain has a beautiful woman on his arm...
Besides, she has to go with me. I have her Plums....
write yourself in a classic Bond style villain, maybe by the name of Miss Melons or something like that
The name's Fanny...
Fanny Bateur"
Lmao long you craic me up |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well I'm helping Banaba man and plantain boy (they're glamorous assistant ) to find the perfect golden plums boy to escort the delectable Downgirl (Queen of Banterville) to the craic town meet and greet.
If you think you are a worthy candidate please apply within
Ps girls welcome to apply too "
Haha...lol...lol...just read this mefor....ill think you will find i am the queen of banterville thankyou very much....hah...the cheek of it!!! ( kidding) well kind of..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well I'm helping Banaba man and plantain boy (they're glamorous assistant ) to find the perfect golden plums boy to escort the delectable Downgirl (Queen of Banterville) to the craic town meet and greet.
If you think you are a worthy candidate please apply within
Ps girls welcome to apply too
Haha...lol...lol...just read this mefor....ill think you will find i am the queen of banterville thankyou very much....hah...the cheek of it!!! ( kidding) well kind of....."
i see a banterville showdown ahead |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well I'm helping Banaba man and plantain boy (they're glamorous assistant ) to find the perfect golden plums boy to escort the delectable Downgirl (Queen of Banterville) to the craic town meet and greet.
If you think you are a worthy candidate please apply within
Ps girls welcome to apply too
Haha...lol...lol...just read this mefor....ill think you will find i am the queen of banterville thankyou very much....hah...the cheek of it!!! ( kidding) well kind of.....
i see a banterville showdown ahead "
That wud b a titanic showdown |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We going fruit picking miss downgirl
mmm didn't you have three plums last night in a different thread. ..?.
My god mefor... We may need another glam assistant! !
I bet Mrs Oink Panther would love to give a helping hand!!! "
Snort snort oink oink....pink piggy....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well I'm helping Banaba man and plantain boy (they're glamorous assistant ) to find the perfect golden plums boy to escort the delectable Downgirl (Queen of Banterville) to the craic town meet and greet.
If you think you are a worthy candidate please apply within
Ps girls welcome to apply too
Haha...lol...lol...just read this mefor....ill think you will find i am the queen of banterville thankyou very much....hah...the cheek of it!!! ( kidding) well kind of.....
i see a banterville showdown ahead
That wud b a titanic showdown "
so it will Boy Wonder, this just in.....Queen of Banterville audition will be held once the Queen of Craictown vacates the naughty step |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well I'm helping Banaba man and plantain boy (they're glamorous assistant ) to find the perfect golden plums boy to escort the delectable Downgirl (Queen of Banterville) to the craic town meet and greet.
If you think you are a worthy candidate please apply within
Ps girls welcome to apply too
Haha...lol...lol...just read this mefor....ill think you will find i am the queen of banterville thankyou very much....hah...the cheek of it!!! ( kidding) well kind of.....
i see a banterville showdown ahead "
Lol...come on now you with my set of cups...only a queen could own them!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well I'm helping Banaba man and plantain boy (they're glamorous assistant ) to find the perfect golden plums boy to escort the delectable Downgirl (Queen of Banterville) to the craic town meet and greet.
If you think you are a worthy candidate please apply within
Ps girls welcome to apply too
Haha...lol...lol...just read this mefor....ill think you will find i am the queen of banterville thankyou very much....hah...the cheek of it!!! ( kidding) well kind of.....
i see a banterville showdown ahead
That wud b a titanic showdown
so it will Boy Wonder, this just in.....Queen of Banterville audition will be held once the Queen of Craictown vacates the naughty step "
The queen of craictown is waiting impatiently in the wings, raring to get if that naughty step, xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well I'm helping Banaba man and plantain boy (they're glamorous assistant ) to find the perfect golden plums boy to escort the delectable Downgirl (Queen of Banterville) to the craic town meet and greet.
If you think you are a worthy candidate please apply within
Ps girls welcome to apply too
Haha...lol...lol...just read this mefor....ill think you will find i am the queen of banterville thankyou very much....hah...the cheek of it!!! ( kidding) well kind of.....
i see a banterville showdown ahead
That wud b a titanic showdown
so it will Boy Wonder, this just in.....Queen of Banterville audition will be held once the Queen of Craictown vacates the naughty step "
Ermmm auditions my bum....lotta bff ring a bell....??? lmao.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well I'm helping Banaba man and plantain boy (they're glamorous assistant ) to find the perfect golden plums boy to escort the delectable Downgirl (Queen of Banterville) to the craic town meet and greet.
If you think you are a worthy candidate please apply within
Ps girls welcome to apply too
Haha...lol...lol...just read this mefor....ill think you will find i am the queen of banterville thankyou very much....hah...the cheek of it!!! ( kidding) well kind of.....
i see a banterville showdown ahead
That wud b a titanic showdown
so it will Boy Wonder, this just in.....Queen of Banterville audition will be held once the Queen of Craictown vacates the naughty step
Ermmm auditions my bum....lotta bff ring a bell....??? lmao.... "
the cups definitely give you an advantage, shouldn't have mentioned bff, now i can't rig the voting in your favour bff |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well I'm helping Banaba man and plantain boy (they're glamorous assistant ) to find the perfect golden plums boy to escort the delectable Downgirl (Queen of Banterville) to the craic town meet and greet.
If you think you are a worthy candidate please apply within
Ps girls welcome to apply too
Haha...lol...lol...just read this mefor....ill think you will find i am the queen of banterville thankyou very much....hah...the cheek of it!!! ( kidding) well kind of.....
i see a banterville showdown ahead
Lol...come on now you with my set of cups...only a queen could own them!!! "
ooooohhhh can we mud wrestle? ??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well I'm helping Banaba man and plantain boy (they're glamorous assistant ) to find the perfect golden plums boy to escort the delectable Downgirl (Queen of Banterville) to the craic town meet and greet.
If you think you are a worthy candidate please apply within
Ps girls welcome to apply too
Haha...lol...lol...just read this mefor....ill think you will find i am the queen of banterville thankyou very much....hah...the cheek of it!!! ( kidding) well kind of.....
i see a banterville showdown ahead
Lol...come on now you with my set of cups...only a queen could own them!!!
ooooohhhh can we mud wrestle? ??? "
in the interesr of fairness i'll referee |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well I'm helping Banaba man and plantain boy (they're glamorous assistant ) to find the perfect golden plums boy to escort the delectable Downgirl (Queen of Banterville) to the craic town meet and greet.
If you think you are a worthy candidate please apply within
Ps girls welcome to apply too
Haha...lol...lol...just read this mefor....ill think you will find i am the queen of banterville thankyou very much....hah...the cheek of it!!! ( kidding) well kind of.....
i see a banterville showdown ahead
Lol...come on now you with my set of cups...only a queen could own them!!!
ooooohhhh can we mud wrestle? ???
in the interesr of fairness i'll referee "
oooohhh bring it on Queenie of the cups lol... Queenie of the ????????.... is ready for ya grrrrrr |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well I'm helping Banaba man and plantain boy (they're glamorous assistant ) to find the perfect golden plums boy to escort the delectable Downgirl (Queen of Banterville) to the craic town meet and greet.
If you think you are a worthy candidate please apply within
Ps girls welcome to apply too
Haha...lol...lol...just read this mefor....ill think you will find i am the queen of banterville thankyou very much....hah...the cheek of it!!! ( kidding) well kind of.....
i see a banterville showdown ahead
Lol...come on now you with my set of cups...only a queen could own them!!!
ooooohhhh can we mud wrestle? ???
in the interesr of fairness i'll referee
oooohhh bring it on Queenie of the cups lol... Queenie of the ????????.... is ready for ya grrrrrr "
keep the aggression for the match this could be a tight one.....Queen of tge cups, 2 drink blondie, Sister Sarah the blonde witch from Hocus Pocus, Mrs Pink versus The lady that time forgot, betrayer of banabaman and pilferer of the golden plums, Downgirl in a one time only mud wrestling match
Guys, tickets start at say......hmmmm....too much and they won't pay, too little and the ladies feel insulted  |
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"Well I'm helping Banaba man and plantain boy (they're glamorous assistant ) to find the perfect golden plums boy to escort the delectable Downgirl (Queen of Banterville) to the craic town meet and greet.
If you think you are a worthy candidate please apply within
Ps girls welcome to apply too
Haha...lol...lol...just read this mefor....ill think you will find i am the queen of banterville thankyou very much....hah...the cheek of it!!! ( kidding) well kind of.....
i see a banterville showdown ahead
Lol...come on now you with my set of cups...only a queen could own them!!!
ooooohhhh can we mud wrestle? ???
in the interesr of fairness i'll referee
oooohhh bring it on Queenie of the cups lol... Queenie of the ????????.... is ready for ya grrrrrr
keep the aggression for the match this could be a tight one.....Queen of tge cups, 2 drink blondie, Sister Sarah the blonde witch from Hocus Pocus, Mrs Pink versus The lady that time forgot, betrayer of banabaman and pilferer of the golden plums, Downgirl in a one time only mud wrestling match
Guys, tickets start at say......hmmmm....too much and they won't pay, too little and the ladies feel insulted "
Now that is a quandary |
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"Well I'm helping Banaba man and plantain boy (they're glamorous assistant ) to find the perfect golden plums boy to escort the delectable Downgirl (Queen of Banterville) to the craic town meet and greet.
If you think you are a worthy candidate please apply within
Ps girls welcome to apply too
Haha...lol...lol...just read this mefor....ill think you will find i am the queen of banterville thankyou very much....hah...the cheek of it!!! ( kidding) well kind of.....
i see a banterville showdown ahead
Lol...come on now you with my set of cups...only a queen could own them!!!
ooooohhhh can we mud wrestle? ???
in the interesr of fairness i'll referee
oooohhh bring it on Queenie of the cups lol... Queenie of the ????????.... is ready for ya grrrrrr
keep the aggression for the match this could be a tight one.....Queen of tge cups, 2 drink blondie, Sister Sarah the blonde witch from Hocus Pocus, Mrs Pink versus The lady that time forgot, betrayer of banabaman and pilferer of the golden plums, Downgirl in a one time only mud wrestling match
Guys, tickets start at say......hmmmm....too much and they won't pay, too little and the ladies feel insulted "
Haha that gave me a laugh the two long legged batervillian mistresses...id say me and downgirl would enjoy it to much!!! |
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"Well I'm helping Banaba man and plantain boy (they're glamorous assistant ) to find the perfect golden plums boy to escort the delectable Downgirl (Queen of Banterville) to the craic town meet and greet.
If you think you are a worthy candidate please apply within
Ps girls welcome to apply too
Haha...lol...lol...just read this mefor....ill think you will find i am the queen of banterville thankyou very much....hah...the cheek of it!!! ( kidding) well kind of.....
i see a banterville showdown ahead
Lol...come on now you with my set of cups...only a queen could own them!!!
ooooohhhh can we mud wrestle? ???
in the interesr of fairness i'll referee
oooohhh bring it on Queenie of the cups lol... Queenie of the ????????.... is ready for ya grrrrrr
keep the aggression for the match this could be a tight one.....Queen of tge cups, 2 drink blondie, Sister Sarah the blonde witch from Hocus Pocus, Mrs Pink versus The lady that time forgot, betrayer of banabaman and pilferer of the golden plums, Downgirl in a one time only mud wrestling match
Guys, tickets start at say......hmmmm....too much and they won't pay, too little and the ladies feel insulted
Haha that gave me a laugh the two long legged batervillian mistresses...id say
me and downgirl would enjoy it to much!!! "
Define too much |
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"Well I'm helping Banaba man and plantain boy (they're glamorous assistant ) to find the perfect golden plums boy to escort the delectable Downgirl (Queen of Banterville) to the craic town meet and greet.
If you think you are a worthy candidate please apply within
Ps girls welcome to apply too
Haha...lol...lol...just read this mefor....ill think you will find i am the queen of banterville thankyou very much....hah...the cheek of it!!! ( kidding) well kind of.....
i see a banterville showdown ahead
Lol...come on now you with my set of cups...only a queen could own them!!!
ooooohhhh can we mud wrestle? ???
in the interesr of fairness i'll referee
oooohhh bring it on Queenie of the cups lol... Queenie of the ????????.... is ready for ya grrrrrr
keep the aggression for the match this could be a tight one.....Queen of tge cups, 2 drink blondie, Sister Sarah the blonde witch from Hocus Pocus, Mrs Pink versus The lady that time forgot, betrayer of banabaman and pilferer of the golden plums, Downgirl in a one time only mud wrestling match
Guys, tickets start at say......hmmmm....too much and they won't pay, too little and the ladies feel insulted
Haha that gave me a laugh the two long legged batervillian mistresses...id say
me and downgirl would enjoy it to much!!!
Define too much "
Awk now lotta i thought your vivid imagination could work that one out.....  |
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"Well I'm helping Banaba man and plantain boy (they're glamorous assistant ) to find the perfect golden plums boy to escort the delectable Downgirl (Queen of Banterville) to the craic town meet and greet.
If you think you are a worthy candidate please apply within
Ps girls welcome to apply too
Haha...lol...lol...just read this mefor....ill think you will find i am the queen of banterville thankyou very much....hah...the cheek of it!!! ( kidding) well kind of.....
i see a banterville showdown ahead
Lol...come on now you with my set of cups...only a queen could own them!!!
ooooohhhh can we mud wrestle? ???
in the interesr of fairness i'll referee
oooohhh bring it on Queenie of the cups lol... Queenie of the ????????.... is ready for ya grrrrrr
keep the aggression for the match this could be a tight one.....Queen of tge cups, 2 drink blondie, Sister Sarah the blonde witch from Hocus Pocus, Mrs Pink versus The lady that time forgot, betrayer of banabaman and pilferer of the golden plums, Downgirl in a one time only mud wrestling match
Guys, tickets start at say......hmmmm....too much and they won't pay, too little and the ladies feel insulted
Haha that gave me a laugh the two long legged batervillian mistresses...id say
me and downgirl would enjoy it to much!!!
Define too much
Awk now lotta i thought your vivid imagination could work that one out..... "
maybe so but i hoped you'd confirm i'm right in detail |
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