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Best complment/insult
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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In a recent message I was called a giddy brat with brains! Don't know whether to take it as a compliment or insult? What's your best or worst compliment/insult? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Contrary to my profile pic I don't have any weird hair growth on my chest... Just a shadow..
Some guy also offered to wank over my chest and rub his cum into my hair... I declined BTW 
F*cking crazy people... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A single guy here offered us 500yoyos to watch us fuck..head case 
I've been offered cash for my dirty underwear as well. Gotta love fab "
It's my monthly change over at the end of may, do you think I'll be onto a winner??  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"After politely declining someone's advances recently I was asked, " why are you even on here? It must be for the money is it?"
How clever!
A muppets don't mind him  "
Ok ill give you 50 cents? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A single guy here offered us 500yoyos to watch us fuck..head case
I've been offered cash for my dirty underwear as well. Gotta love fab
It's my monthly change over at the end of may, do you think I'll be onto a winner?? "
You just might be. Announce that on your status and see if you get any bites.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A single guy here offered us 500yoyos to watch us fuck..head case
I've been offered cash for my dirty underwear as well. Gotta love fab
Haha your headcase is dirtier than ours "
Not dirtier, possibly just skint lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A single guy here offered us 500yoyos to watch us fuck..head case
I've been offered cash for my dirty underwear as well. Gotta love fab
It's my monthly change over at the end of may, do you think I'll be onto a winner??
You just might be. Announce that on your status and see if you get any bites. "
Good call, here's hoping |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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At my mother's 60th a few years back, I said hello to a really cute neighbour.. Would love to!! anyway later on that night she says to my brother where is your brother and he says he's there and she goes that's him?? me.. oh I didn't recognise him.. he looks so old 
my ex had dressed me ie picked out my clothes for the party.. Never felt comfortable in them and when I looked in the mirror.. I did look old.. I burnt the clothes and swore never to dress like that again...
still hurts especially as she is so beautiful and we know each other for years |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"At my mother's 60th a few years back, I said hello to a really cute neighbour.. Would love to!! anyway later on that night she says to my brother where is your brother and he says he's there and she goes that's him?? me.. oh I didn't recognise him.. he looks so old
my ex had dressed me ie picked out my clothes for the party.. Never felt comfortable in them and when I looked in the mirror.. I did look old.. I burnt the clothes and swore never to dress like that again...
still hurts especially as she is so beautiful and we know each other for years "
That's not really an insult/compliment, more being stupid enough to let someone else dress you lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" That's not really an insult/compliment, more being stupid enough to let someone else dress you lol"
True lol The one and only time... I'm curling back into my fetal position to cry some more |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" That's not really an insult/compliment, more being stupid enough to let someone else dress you lol
True lol The one and only time... I'm curling back into my fetal position to cry some more "
Lesson learnt no harm done, another lesson, ladies don't like men in the fetal position  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lesson learnt no harm done, another lesson, ladies don't like men in the fetal position
Who cares, I'm too old now anyway haha haha no actually fuck that, I'm gonna have a wank and go to sleep instead.. college in the morning "
Go for your life bud  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was at a M&G and talking to someone and they said (in not a very nice tone)
"isn't it amazing how you see someone on cam for ages, and they're not at all what you expected in real life"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Been told a few times now i'm better lookin in person, i take a crap pic "
I get this too.......don't ask for a pic then and you'll be just as surprised  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I said I was not interested to a guy last night and he called me " a fucking queer".
Downright odd perhaps, peculiar maybe and definately strange but it was him that wanted to suck MY cock!"
Lol now that's a brat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Been told a few times now i'm better lookin in person, i take a crap pic
I get this too.......don't ask for a pic then and you'll be just as surprised "
its either an insult to your camera wielding skills or a compliment of some sort |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Been told a few times now i'm better lookin in person, i take a crap pic
I get this too.......don't ask for a pic then and you'll be just as surprised
its either an insult to your camera wielding skills or a compliment of some sort "
Water of a ducks back, I know I'm excellent at holding a camera |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Made me laugh, I can lose weight if I wanted to, he had a face that would stop traffic, he's stuck with that the poor unfortunate "
lol is that why the m50 is at a standstill |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im often told Im in great shape for my age........
But I reckon that's a back handed compliment !! lol"
Think you are in great shape for any age!! And that's a genuine compliment..., |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im often told Im in great shape for my age........
But I reckon that's a back handed compliment !! lol"
Feck that, great shape for any age
Guy deserves a kick in the ____ ....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im often told Im in great shape for my age........
But I reckon that's a back handed compliment !! lol
Think you are in great shape for any age!! And that's a genuine compliment..., "
Thank you Kazz....and may I return the compliment |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im often told Im in great shape for my age........
But I reckon that's a back handed compliment !! lol
Feck that, great shape for any age
Guy deserves a kick in the ____ ....
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lol Gaz.....they mean well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If sex between three people is called a Threesome and sex between two people is called a Twosome...
Then is Handsome a compliment or an insult?
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Probably depends on who's hand |
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"I was told. .."You luk hot 4 n aul doll "
Closely followed by" I'd fuk ya lik.... wan my kok ?"
Ahhhh such literacy. .. confidence and enthusiasm "
I'm laughing so much at this! in fairness you are pretty hot for an older lady so at least he was correct if not somewhat badly spoken |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was told. .."You luk hot 4 n aul doll "
Closely followed by" I'd fuk ya lik.... wan my kok ?"
Ahhhh such literacy. .. confidence and enthusiasm "
bet that swept you off your feet |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i was called "saggy arse" by sum ugly guy and sum other guy tht was 21 told me i shud be lucky to get an offer of sex of a young guy as i was old "
Just had to check out your saggy arse there, hope you don't mind, have to say I've seen saggier |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i was called "saggy arse" by sum ugly guy and sum other guy tht was 21 told me i shud be lucky to get an offer of sex of a young guy as i was old
Just had to check out your saggy arse there, hope you don't mind, have to say I've seen saggier "
are u saying ive a saggy arse then?cheek of u! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive been told im dirty looking.....haha not clean wise.... 
Dirty is good Mrs P
But filthy is bad
I suppose it all just depends on the context its in "
I look like id be a right dirty girl in bed...that kind of look about me...and no im not cheap looking haha.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think I need a closer inspection as I can't really see any sags
thts a better answer "
I never said it was saggy, the ugly guy did and like everything else I prefer to make my own judgement.
So can I  |
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