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Excuses for a man to get off chores
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Mr Panther wrote this.... What are the best excuses if the missus asks you to do something around the home...
If she asks you to mow the grass rub a dandelion on your cheek then go in and tell her you have an allergy to grass hey presto no gardening ever ...........Whats yours???????  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Mr Panther wrote this.... What are the best excuses if the missus asks you to do something around the home...
If she asks you to mow the grass rub a dandelion on your cheek then go in and tell her you have an allergy to grass hey presto no gardening ever ...........Whats yours??????? "
Aint gona happen mr p....no chores... = sex ban....!!!! no suckies no nothing...
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Well my ex god LOVE him.
would not do washing = I can't use the machine.
Make the bed= what's the point we get in it again.
Shopping = you know what to get.
Hense he's my ex.
shame he has gone now; I can't find the remote control. Cause before it was glued to his hand.
Also quote why do men say.
If they do the remote of good kindness and do something without being asked say. 'I did that for you"
Errr hello pal you fucking live here too.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Well my ex god LOVE him.
would not do washing = I can't use the machine.
Make the bed= what's the point we get in it again.
Shopping = you know what to get.
Hense he's my ex.
shame he has gone now; I can't find the remote control. Cause before it was glued to his hand.
Also quote why do men say.
If they do the remote of good kindness and do something without being asked say. 'I did that for you"
Errr hello pal you fucking live here too. "
Lol..every word of that was true...mr says "oh didnt i put the bin put for you today" and im like errm no you put it out as you live here tooooo. ...
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"To be fair to men, I hate cleaning too  I think most women do to sofia.
It just has to be done. .and sometimes its easier to do it yourself then hearing.
'YEAH I do that tomorrow. !!!!!! "
Tomorrow never comes lol  |
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"To be fair to men, I hate cleaning too I think most women do to sofia.
It just has to be done. .and sometimes its easier to do it yourself then hearing.
'YEAH I do that tomorrow. !!!!!!
Tomorrow never comes lol "
exactly  |
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Mr. Sluts usual excuse is that no matter how good a job he does, it isn't to the standard I expect so he's better off leaving it for me to do as I'll end up doing it regardless so it's done right. Sadly he knows me too well as thats what tends to happen |
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"Mr. Sluts usual excuse is that no matter how good a job he does, it isn't to the standard I expect so he's better off leaving it for me to do as I'll end up doing it regardless so it's done right. Sadly he knows me too well as thats what tends to happen "
I agree with that hope mrs pink reads that.
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"Lol what about show me again there how you do the ironing cos you always do it perfectly  "
famous last words. .. Now I pay to get it done. .. By that I mean. . He does |
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"I have to do all my own chores.. from ironing to cleaning to fixing the car etc etc. Feck a women to do 90% of them would be a bonus "
Not the best chat up line out there...cumon youve pulled now get back to mine and get that housework done lol.. |
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"Mr Panther wrote this.... What are the best excuses if the missus asks you to do something around the home...
If she asks you to mow the grass rub a dandelion on your cheek then go in and tell her you have an allergy to grass hey presto no gardening ever ...........Whats yours???????
Aint gona happen mr p....no chores... = sex ban....!!!! no suckies no nothing...
pink... "
im so glad im not t only one tat uses tat treat lol mrs ocean x  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Mr Panther wrote this.... What are the best excuses if the missus asks you to do something around the home...
If she asks you to mow the grass rub a dandelion on your cheek then go in and tell her you have an allergy to grass hey presto no gardening ever ...........Whats yours???????
Aint gona happen mr p....no chores... = sex ban....!!!! no suckies no nothing...
pink... im so glad im not t only one tat uses tat treat lol mrs ocean x "
Its the only way...its all in their pants bribery is the only option!! lols... |
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"Mr Panther wrote this.... What are the best excuses if the missus asks you to do something around the home...
If she asks you to mow the grass rub a dandelion on your cheek then go in and tell her you have an allergy to grass hey presto no gardening ever ...........Whats yours???????
Aint gona happen mr p....no chores... = sex ban....!!!! no suckies no nothing...
pink... im so glad im not t only one tat uses tat treat lol mrs ocean x
Its the only way...its all in their pants bribery is the only option!! lols... "
thank god for it best tool to have when we need smething dne lol x |
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"Mr Panther wrote this.... What are the best excuses if the missus asks you to do something around the home...
If she asks you to mow the grass rub a dandelion on your cheek then go in and tell her you have an allergy to grass hey presto no gardening ever ...........Whats yours???????
Aint gona happen mr p....no chores... = sex ban....!!!! no suckies no nothing...
pink... im so glad im not t only one tat uses tat treat lol mrs ocean x
Its the only way...its all in their pants bribery is the only option!! lols... thank god for it best tool to have when we need smething dne lol x"
It soooo is how i loooove being a woman..... |
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"Now,Mrs Ocean, I happen to know Mr Ocean is a dab hand in the kitchen.xxxxxMrs J"
lol very true but anything else i have to use no sex for a week ban lol he smiling here agreeing wit me lol x mrs ocean |
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