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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know ya said you were neatly groomed down here but I really didn't expect to find your hairbrush between my teeth."
"That was a good idea of yours ,putting the eggs on the stove before I started they shoud be just about soft boiled by now"
" I shouda gone for the fetherlite johnnies,I felt nothing at all there"
" When I mentioned I liked a bit of neckin',I didn't mean necrophilia and for you to play dead " |
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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago
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That was awesome , High five 
I've never seen tits so big
You must have to wash a lot of bed sheets
My last fuck buddy was complaining of an awful rash
I've to go pick my mother up
I've to go someone just text saying my brothers in hospital
Why is the bed so wet ? can I have a shower before I go home ?
Text you an Hour later and say ' I could have went for another round "
You should get paid for giving blow jobs
Claim it off the house insurance (broke dinning table )
I might be going back with my ex
My boss thinks I'm up in the north from Galway buying a car , I need a receipt to claim back expenses . So I booked him a B&B 
Sorry I've not been going to the gym . You don't mind sure ?
I can't remember your name
Ill be back ( never hear or see them again )
I always forget to take my socks off for you
Could you teach my wife to do that squirting shit .
I could write a book .
I've had a cock in my ass , I suppose that might make me Bi . ( mid sex )
I'm the biggest swinger in Northern Ireland , I invented the first swingers website .
Sorry for ruining your hearth rug
Sorry there wasn't anyone to watch us up at the waterfalls , it was a bit shit
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Me "Do you have to smoke after sex"?
Her "since the ole syphilis test being positive I've been awful dry honey so yes. I smoke after sex. This okay honey..........honey?.....where'd he go"?
Me "TAXI!!!!!!!!!......... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That was awesome , High five
I've never seen tits so big
You must have to wash a lot of bed sheets
My last fuck buddy was complaining of an awful rash
I've to go pick my mother up
I've to go someone just text saying my brothers in hospital
Why is the bed so wet ? can I have a shower before I go home ?
Text you an Hour later and say ' I could have went for another round "
You should get paid for giving blow jobs
Claim it off the house insurance (broke dinning table )
I might be going back with my ex
My boss thinks I'm up in the north from Galway buying a car , I need a receipt to claim back expenses . So I booked him a B&B
Sorry I've not been going to the gym . You don't mind sure ?
I can't remember your name
Ill be back ( never hear or see them again )
I always forget to take my socks off for you
Could you teach my wife to do that squirting shit .
I could write a book .
I've had a cock in my ass , I suppose that might make me Bi . ( mid sex )
I'm the biggest swinger in Northern Ireland , I invented the first swingers website .
Sorry for ruining your hearth rug
Sorry there wasn't anyone to watch us up at the waterfalls , it was a bit shit
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Ha hah,I'm glad to see that your putting the creative writting course to good use.  |
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(In situations with bbw's)
Have I got protection? Of course, ive tied a plank to my arse.
Could you be on top now. The light bulb is burning my arse.
I can see your house from here
Wow, sexy underwear. Is that a G rope?
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