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"Somethin gandi said about his sandle.I forget now" Gandhi's Shoes *************************************** As Gandhi stepped aboard a train one day, one of his shoes slipped off and landed on the track. He was unable to retrieve it as the train started rolling. To the amazement of his companions, Gandhi calmly took off his other shoe and threw it back along the track to land close to the first shoe. Asked by a fellow passenger why he did that, Gandhi replied, 'the poor man who finds the shoe lying on the track will now have a pair he can use.' Author Unknown | |||
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"Life asked death... 'why do people love me but hate you?' Death responded... 'because you are a beautiful lie & I am a painful truth.'" i like tht one  | |||
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"Somethin gandi said about his sandle.I forget now Gandhi's Shoes *************************************** As Gandhi stepped aboard a train one day, one of his shoes slipped off and landed on the track. He was unable to retrieve it as the train started rolling. To the amazement of his companions, Gandhi calmly took off his other shoe and threw it back along the track to land close to the first shoe. Asked by a fellow passenger why he did that, Gandhi replied, 'the poor man who finds the shoe lying on the track will now have a pair he can use.' Author Unknown " Remember now. "My fuckin mouth is as dry as my sandle" Like urs better tho | |||
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"'If you can make a girl laugh you can make her do anything' ....Marilyn Monroe. "Anything?  | |||
"'If you can make a girl laugh you can make her do anything' ....Marilyn Monroe. "Give a girl the right pair of shoes and she can do anything - also Ms Monroe | |||
"'If you can make a girl laugh you can make her do anything' ....Marilyn Monroe.
Anything? "You've already been quite persuasive....and you have madee laugh in fairness | |||
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"You don't know how strong you are until you have no choice " | |||
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"Breaks my heart when I see all those starving kids around the world on the telly, but they really shud b thankful at how skinny they are-mariah Carey "Lol cracker!  | |||
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"there cums a point in yur life when u realise who really matters,u never did and who always will" | |||
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"Breaks my heart when I see all those starving kids around the world on the telly, but they really shud b thankful at how skinny they are-mariah Carey
Lol cracker! "Did she seriously say that?? | |||
"Breaks my heart when I see all those starving kids around the world on the telly, but they really shud b thankful at how skinny they are-mariah Carey
Lol cracker!
Did she seriously say that??"So he says....I wasn't convinced either lol | |||
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"I worked with a girl afew years ago and we were talking about a concern add she had seen on the tv the night before. This is how it went: Her: I can't believe them Africans are still begging for money Me: (in shock and horror) how can you say that? The entire country is still suffering from famines, wars and starvation?? Her: yeah well I read that Madonna built them a school and Angelina gave them like a million or something Me: ??? There's billions of people in Africa? Her: yeah well we all need to tighten our belts, they should go shop in lidl and aldi like the rest of us I couldn't answer her then coz I thought I was gonna pee from laughing, she meant no harm, just genuinely doesn't have a clue about a world outside of Ireland " I'd hazard a guess that she doesn't know much about life within Ireland either!  | |||
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"Nope!! Another time a computer guy was in fixing out computers and I got my nerd on and we were discussing the planets and solar system and the theory of evolution (as you do) soon as he left this is the convo we had Her: I do be lost when you two are talking Me: ah sorry about that, it's my inner nerd Her: like when your saying people came from apes, like my da's not an ape? Me: I know, we meant over years and years and years Her: oh.... And like see the other stuff ye were taking about, is that real? Me: is what real? Her: like the planets and all? Me: ?? Are planets real?? Her: yeah, I thought they were just on the telly " Is euthanasia legal? | |||
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"Lol no but procreation is and she's spawned afew " God help us all! Lol | |||
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"Nope!! Another time a computer guy was in fixing out computers and I got my nerd on and we were discussing the planets and solar system and the theory of evolution (as you do) soon as he left this is the convo we had Her: I do be lost when you two are talking Me: ah sorry about that, it's my inner nerd Her: like when your saying people came from apes, like my da's not an ape? Me: I know, we meant over years and years and years Her: oh.... And like see the other stuff ye were taking about, is that real? Me: is what real? Her: like the planets and all? Me: ?? Are planets real?? Her: yeah, I thought they were just on the telly " actually near pissed myself laughing | |||
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"Nope!! Another time a computer guy was in fixing out computers and I got my nerd on and we were discussing the planets and solar system and the theory of evolution (as you do) soon as he left this is the convo we had Her: I do be lost when you two are talking Me: ah sorry about that, it's my inner nerd Her: like when your saying people came from apes, like my da's not an ape? Me: I know, we meant over years and years and years Her: oh.... And like see the other stuff ye were taking about, is that real? Me: is what real? Her: like the planets and all? Me: ?? Are planets real?? Her: yeah, I thought they were just on the telly " Theres no justice when this person has a job and so many unemployed lol | |||
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"Don't let people walk all over you because they will only be the 1st of a long line that will do it forever" i say that all the time to my eldest | |||
"Don't let people walk all over you because they will only be the 1st of a long line that will do it forever i say that all the time to my eldest "my mum told me that too funnily enough | |||
"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass....it's about learning to dance in the rain...... Vivian Greene. my all time favourite quote" love it | |||
"“The strongest oak of the forest is not the one that is protected from the storm and hidden from the sun. It’s the one that stands in the open where it is compelled to struggle for its existence against the winds and rains and the scorching sun.” ? Napoleon Hill IT SAVED MY LIFE.... I SWARE..." As long as it's a very pretty oak.... Yiu wouldn't want an ugly oak growing near you would you ?? | |||
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""When i was 5 years old my mother always told my that happiness was the key to life. when i went to school they asked me what i wanted to be when i grew up. i wrote down happy. they told me i didnt understand the assignment and i told them they didnt understand life."..... John Lennon " | |||
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"You don't know how strong you are until you have no choice " | |||
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"Ah true story! " ya know that bird flu? Is that airborne that?" I did get asked that one day. my favourite? Even if not fulfilled? Yes we can! Nothin really to do with him.. " with who?? | |||
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.... Woody Allen..." 2 x 0= 0 | |||
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"Are you a chicken farmer?........because you can raise my cock anyday "Was it you who used that line on me recently?? | |||
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"Are you a chicken farmer?........because you can raise my cock anyday
Was it you who used that line on me recently?? "i got that one too recently .....made me giggle ...cheese lol | |||
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"Why are you trying so hard to fit in, when you were born to stand out? "Really really like that one Ruby | |||
""Better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt." Unknown ... "I think that's usually credited to Abraham Lincoln. . . Where ignorance is bliss, 'tís folly to be wise. | |||
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"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass....it's about learning to dance in the rain...... Vivian Greene. my all time favourite quote" This is def class!!!!! | |||
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"Why are you trying so hard to fit in, when you were born to stand out?
Really really like that one Ruby "Aww Tanx seems quite fitting really lol | |||
"Why are you trying so hard to fit in, when you were born to stand out?
Really really like that one Ruby "Aww Tanx seems quite fitting really lol | |||
"Why are you trying so hard to fit in, when you were born to stand out?
Really really like that one Ruby
Aww Tanx seems quite fitting really lol"i say that to my eldest all the time | |||
"The iron ore thinks itself senselessly tortured in the forge, the tempered blade looks back and knows better-japanese proverb found on many gym walls" I like it man!  | |||
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"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass....it's about learning to dance in the rain...... Vivian Greene. my all time favourite quote" still my all time favourite | |||
"i love being a woman,i love the sexiness we get to exude.but the best thing about being a woman is the power we have over men eva longoria" | |||
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