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whats the worst thing anyone has been told during sex?
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over a year ago
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"Not during but just before we started..."Can I call you by my ex's name?"
 noooooo that's be a nightmare "
Was during my teens and I was just happy to be there,she could of called me anything for all I cared to be honest! |
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over a year ago
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While I was licking her out I looked up and saw her texting on the phone. I stopped and a few moments she noticed and stopped texting and looked down.
"Oh don't stop" .... She said. ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"While I was licking her out I looked up and saw her texting on the phone. I stopped and a few moments she noticed and stopped texting and looked down.
"Oh don't stop" .... She said. ..."
Not doing yourself any favours posting that here mate....  |
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Can I bite it!, eh nooo!, see someone else was asked the same , must be some wierd fetish!
And you just can't win as once mid throws told, no stop your hurting me it won't fit in and then another time, is it in yet, ha the joys.  |
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By *s louWoman
over a year ago
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When I was swinging as part of a couple a few years ago we had the male of the couple telling my then partner that as it was his first time, he'd never be able to get it up......which made him lose any sign of an erection he'd had. Then in the middle of playing with said couple, I was asked to keep the noise down as they didn't want to waken the kids upstairs.....  Put a bit of a dampener on the whole night...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"While I was licking her out I looked up and saw her texting on the phone. I stopped and a few moments she noticed and stopped texting and looked down.
"Oh don't stop" .... She said. ...
Not doing yourself any favours posting that here mate.... "
Was thinking the same |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wen I lost my virginity she said "is it in yet?"
I was nearly finished.seriously"
Im sure you've improved....
If not I could always help you practice. Im a firm believer in that old saying 'Practice makes perfect'  lol |
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""that paint job is really putting me off"
Your makeup? 
or were the decorators in????
Nope. Literally the paint on the walls "
It must've been pretty bad to be honest. I've been in rooms where I wouldn't be able to tell you if there were even walls there at all. I'm dying to know what colour they were  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just after sex with my first girlfriend (I was an innocent 16 y/o) I asked her what her fantasy would be, she said 'sex with two guys'. I said, 'me and another guy?' - she said 'no, two other guys'. I was devastated. Maybe that trauma is why I ended up swinging |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just after sex with my first girlfriend (I was an innocent 16 y/o) I asked her what her fantasy would be, she said 'sex with two guys'. I said, 'me and another guy?' - she said 'no, two other guys'. I was devastated. Maybe that trauma is why I ended up swinging "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Don't stop, that's just the kids home from school" 
...with my husband!
...and his brother, the boxer
...and his cousin, your wife
Or was all that just a nightmare I had once?  "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You guys are lucky the lady asked if they could bite first. During a session with another lady she bit down so hard in my right nut that she went home with a bloodied nose......I put it down to reflex ! |
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"You guys are lucky the lady asked if they could bite first. During a session with another lady she bit down so hard in my right nut that she went home with a bloodied nose......I put it down to reflex !"
All told, she came out of it quite well considering! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've to go for a poo... And no that is not my cup of tea.. and needless to say that's were the night ended...
ewwwww feel for ya "
Everything was going well.. but nope not for me thanks..
That's when you need to run to the hills |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was once told "that's nearly 5 inches".
That has stuck in my head for over 10 years.
I was so proud LOL.
No no it's bigger, a lot bigger, I'm sure it is. |
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