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over a year ago
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"I wish I was near about 7 inches right now! 
Fecks sake five inches would do me for me now  
I could nearly double ur quota so Hun "
you talking centimers right? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's about 22000 millimetres long. Now u understand?
i may have miscalculated or you have but is your cock really 880 inches? "
Oops..... Forgot the decimal point. Ha ha. Was gonna say the exact millimetre measurement. Then said I'll just put 220.00mm. Oops. Apologies to ALL |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's about 22000 millimetres long. Now u understand?
i may have miscalculated or you have but is your cock really 880 inches?
Oops..... Forgot the decimal point. Ha ha. Was gonna say the exact millimetre measurement. Then said I'll just put 220.00mm. Oops. Apologies to ALL"
phew, even my eyes watered there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know. Although.... Taking out the measuring tape.....
U got ur own monster going on. Size?
more than an inch, less than a foot "
Sounds like a vague cosmetic ad on tv. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know. Although.... Taking out the measuring tape.....
U got ur own monster going on. Size?
more than an inch, less than a foot
Sounds like a vague cosmetic ad on tv. "
care to hazard a guess? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know. Although.... Taking out the measuring tape.....
U got ur own monster going on. Size?
more than an inch, less than a foot
Sounds like a vague cosmetic ad on tv.
care to hazard a guess?"
Maybe about 5.75inches.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know. Although.... Taking out the measuring tape.....
U got ur own monster going on. Size?
more than an inch, less than a foot
Sounds like a vague cosmetic ad on tv.
care to hazard a guess?
Maybe about 5.75inches. "
not quite but thanks for playing, next competitor? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know. Although.... Taking out the measuring tape.....
U got ur own monster going on. Size?
more than an inch, less than a foot
Sounds like a vague cosmetic ad on tv.
care to hazard a guess?
Maybe about 5.75inches.
not quite but thanks for playing, next competitor? "
Not quite? 5.5??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know. Although.... Taking out the measuring tape.....
U got ur own monster going on. Size?
more than an inch, less than a foot
Sounds like a vague cosmetic ad on tv.
care to hazard a guess?
Maybe about 5.75inches.
not quite but thanks for playing, next competitor?
Not quite? 5.5???"
offs you had your guess |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seriously about 8inches
and the rest
I'd say it's a banana down there. He just looking for a big guess!! 
How very dare you, its au naturale"
oh it soooooo is au naturale |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Seriously about 8inches
and the rest
I'd say it's a banana down there. He just looking for a big guess!!
How very dare you, its au naturale
oh it soooooo is au naturale "
A banana is au naturale ha ha.
Is a big roll of blu tack natural? That's what I use! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Seriously about 8inches
and the rest
I'd say it's a banana down there. He just looking for a big guess!!
How very dare you, its au naturale
oh it soooooo is au naturale
A banana is au naturale ha ha.
Is a big roll of blu tack natural? That's what I use! "
aye i thought you looked a tad adheisive |
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