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Calling all country blokes!!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Was listening to the radio the other day and they were talking about country blokes and their best chat up lines...made me laugh as spending alot of time growing up in the country it all sounded familiar.....
how you know if they like you(they normally insult you)...
whats their best pulling gear is ( checked shit and jeans brown shoes lol)
What they compare you to...( a farming tool or a tractor)
I used to get asked " If i would go with him" by one of his mates...and id be like go where?? lol...
Would loove to hear anymore things on this...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was listening to the radio the other day and they were talking about country blokes and their best chat up lines...made me laugh as spending alot of time growing up in the country it all sounded familiar.....
how you know if they like you(they normally insult you)...
whats their best pulling gear is ( checked shit and jeans brown shoes lol)
What they compare you to...( a farming tool or a tractor)
I used to get asked " If i would go with him" by one of his mates...and id be like go where?? lol...
Would loove to hear anymore things on this... "
I was out with my mates one nite in kilkenny and one off the lads asked a girl if she fancied a jig.anyway yea one turned around and sad no thanks adke me sister im sweating ha ha ha. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Haha...chamers those farmers...once thought a guy was holding the car door open for me....but was more interested in getting me out to find his bottle of drink that was under the seat!! im sure not all country blokes are ungentleman like.....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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whats their best pulling gear is ( checked shit and jeans brown shoes lol)
Which is different from their everyday plain brown shit  "
lol...major upgrade!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So getting picked up in a tractor isn't a good start to a date then "
Picked up in a tractor...and a wee roll about in the hay...what more could a woman ask for...!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Haha...chamers those farmers...once thought a guy was holding the car door open for me....but was more interested in getting me out to find his bottle of drink that was under the seat!! im sure not all country blokes are ungentleman like..... "
boys o boys ya fancy a roll in the hay |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So getting picked up in a tractor isn't a good start to a date then
Picked up in a tractor...and a wee roll about in the hay...what more could a woman ask for...!! "
Exactly as the song goes
Did you ever get the ride
Did you ever get the ride
On a tractor
Lmao  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"what about the country women though? I like a woman with the track of a rubber boot round her leg - good hard worker with land - means i can go to the pub all day and let her get on with it "
Now thats the answer i was waiting for haha...and the wee womin having small feet even better to get all those dirty dished washed lol!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So getting picked up in a tractor isn't a good start to a date then
Picked up in a tractor...and a wee roll about in the hay...what more could a woman ask for...!! Exactly as the song goes
Did you ever get the ride
Did you ever get the ride
On a tractor
Lmao "
Theres a first time for everything!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So getting picked up in a tractor isn't a good start to a date then
Picked up in a tractor...and a wee roll about in the hay...what more could a woman ask for...!! Exactly as the song goes
Did you ever get the ride
Did you ever get the ride
On a tractor
Lmao
Theres a first time for everything!! "
Right I'm off to find a tractor  |
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"So getting picked up in a tractor isn't a good start to a date then
Picked up in a tractor...and a wee roll about in the hay...what more could a woman ask for...!!
Exactly as the song goes
Did you ever get the ride
Did you ever get the ride
On a tractor
Lmao "
Lol, I posted a link to the video on YouTube on the tractor thread the other day! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So getting picked up in a tractor isn't a good start to a date then
Picked up in a tractor...and a wee roll about in the hay...what more could a woman ask for...!! Exactly as the song goes
Did you ever get the ride
Did you ever get the ride
On a tractor
Lmao
Theres a first time for everything!!
Right I'm off to find a tractor "
Can you get away with one of those in north down lol...my neighbours might wonder lol...lol... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So getting picked up in a tractor isn't a good start to a date then
Picked up in a tractor...and a wee roll about in the hay...what more could a woman ask for...!! Exactly as the song goes
Did you ever get the ride
Did you ever get the ride
On a tractor
Lmao
Theres a first time for everything!!
Right I'm off to find a tractor
Can you get away with one of those in north down lol...my neighbours might wonder lol...lol..."
Lol well I know it's a lot posher up there than us in mourne but there's still plenty of plowing to do |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So getting picked up in a tractor isn't a good start to a date then
Picked up in a tractor...and a wee roll about in the hay...what more could a woman ask for...!! Exactly as the song goes
Did you ever get the ride
Did you ever get the ride
On a tractor
Lmao
Theres a first time for everything!!
Right I'm off to find a tractor
Can you get away with one of those in north down lol...my neighbours might wonder lol...lol...
Lol well I know it's a lot posher up there than us in mourne but there's still plenty of plowing to do "
Sure you can just get one of those stickers for the back of the tractor saying " my other cars a porsche" lol... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"this makes me giggle. I do love a country boy "
I know...i laughed the other day listening to some of the stuff said on the radio...loove the country humour id say its why im so cheeky lol... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Seemingly instead of asking a girl to marry u it was common enough to ask do u want to be buried with my people?lol"
Never heard that one sounds scary lol...  |
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By *al2001Man
over a year ago
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"Seemingly instead of asking a girl to marry u it was common enough to ask do u want to be buried with my people?lolmy ex said that pmsl!!"
Had to click on profile to see wer u my ex. Used to say that to her |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Was listening to the radio the other day and they were talking about country blokes and their best chat up lines...made me laugh as spending alot of time growing up in the country it all sounded familiar.....
how you know if they like you(they normally insult you)...
whats their best pulling gear is ( checked shit and jeans brown shoes lol)
What they compare you to...( a farming tool or a tractor)
I used to get asked " If i would go with him" by one of his mates...and id be like go where?? lol...
Would loove to hear anymore things on this... "
I heard this on cool fm! Was pissing myself laughing in car I must have looked like a right weirdo!! x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And u sure dont look like a farmer to me;-)
cant be looking sexy all week haha...welly boots and bita muck...is when im happiest lol!!! "
as a man who spent over half his life on a farm i agree. Love going back to my granda's farm and pitching in
Keep er country by |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"And u sure dont look like a farmer to me;-)
cant be looking sexy all week haha...welly boots and bita muck...is when im happiest lol!!!
as a man who spent over half his life on a farm i agree. Love going back to my granda's farm and pitching in
Keep er country by"
Howl on till e go n git me carrrrrr.... |
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"Seemingly instead of asking a girl to marry u it was common enough to ask do u want to be buried with my people?lol
Never heard that one sounds scary lol... "
It was even more scary if followed by the word "tomorrow" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And u sure dont look like a farmer to me;-)
cant be looking sexy all week haha...welly boots and bita muck...is when im happiest lol!!!
as a man who spent over half his life on a farm i agree. Love going back to my granda's farm and pitching in
Keep er country by
Howl on till e go n git me carrrrrr.... "
ah she's a quer migildron ya hay there ( apologise for spelling but i only ever heard the phrase never seen it on paper) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Seemingly instead of asking a girl to marry u it was common enough to ask do u want to be buried with my people?lol
Never heard that one sounds scary lol...
It was even more scary if followed by the word "tomorrow" "
Oh frig run for the hills haha... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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ah she's a quer migildron ya hay there ( apologise for spelling but i only ever heard the phrase never seen it on paper)
What's a "migildron"? "
a word my granda and many aul boys used to describe everything from a tractor to a combine. So i assume it means machinery |
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ah she's a quer migildron ya hay there ( apologise for spelling but i only ever heard the phrase never seen it on paper)
What's a "migildron"?
a word my granda and many aul boys used to describe everything from a tractor to a combine. So i assume it means machinery "
Hmm, I wonder where that came from? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I used to run around with a lot of young farmers growing up in Ballywalter but the problem during slury time it was hard to get rid of the smell because it got into the skin so lots of highly perfumed washes were needed |
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By (user no longer on site)
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ah she's a quer migildron ya hay there ( apologise for spelling but i only ever heard the phrase never seen it on paper)
What's a "migildron"?
a word my granda and many aul boys used to describe everything from a tractor to a combine. So i assume it means machinery
Hmm, I wonder where that came from?
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fecked of i knpw but its stuck with me now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I used to run around with a lot of young farmers growing up in Ballywalter but the problem during slury time it was hard to get rid of the smell because it got into the skin so lots of highly perfumed washes were needed "
I can imagine lol... |
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