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Have any of ye ladies or gents get chatted up by someone that told you that they were going to do amazing things to your body... but when it came down to it they were crap? it happened me a few times, bless them they were bad. I feel bad saying this but omg some there private was only about an inch fully erect. its sad for some I know but God for me it was crazy.. I was shocked that they can be so small sorry lads but these were tiny tiny tiny.. and the men were crap bless them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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yes happened a few times... I would never tell people that I'm fantastic in doing this or that or look amazing.
At the end of the day you just never know until you actually been with that person. |
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I find some men say they are kinky but when it comes to it they really are not, even after explaining to them what kinky is to me 
And i bet some women are like that too |
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"I find some men say they are kinky but when it comes to it they really are not, even after explaining to them what kinky is to me
And i bet some women are like that too "
I don't think I'm the kinkiest on here, but when a guy says he likes kinky I always ask them to clarify what their definition of kinky is.
For some oral is kinky.... |
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Yep but not all about size,
The usual "i'm gonna eat your pussy for hours" etc etc...
The coffee and kiss test goes well so you move on to the next stage and you think it's gonna be great and then 5 minutes (i'm being generous there  )
later it's like what the fukk just happened! Lol so yep i think we have all been there, but the fabulous ones more than make up for it mmmmmmm 
x x x |
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"Yep but not all about size,
The usual "i'm gonna eat your pussy for hours" etc etc...
The coffee and kiss test goes well so you move on to the next stage and you think it's gonna be great and then 5 minutes (i'm being generous there )
later it's like what the fukk just happened! Lol so yep i think we have all been there, but the fabulous ones more than make up for it mmmmmmm
x x x"
yeah that annoys me....promises promises |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh god yes....some very well verified blokes have had little cocks.i rechecked the veris and it wud say great cock....wtf...  "
learned the hard way that veris are a crock of shit with one guy. His read like an ad for a porn star and you'd think he was the messiah! In reality he was a complete eejet and the most selfish man I've ever let in my bed!
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I never blow my own trumpet (its a turn of phrase lol not announcing i don't auto felate) i prefer to chat, click and let actions speak louder than words |
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i wudnt slag any guy off cos of the size of his cock cos it doesnt bother me in the slightest!its how he uses it tht im interested in,thankfully all the guys i have had sex with on here so far have been great!ive enjoyed them every time!i have met one or two for a drink and didnt click with them but thts the way it goes |
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I've had my share of bad experiences in bed but to a certain extent do we not need to accept a small amount of responsibility ourselves for bad sex if we do not voice what we like or need? This obviously doesn't apply if you have made clear what you do or don't like. It wasn't until I started voicing what I wanted him to do(if he wasn't doing it already) that my sexual experiences improved |
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"Yep but not all about size,
The usual "i'm gonna eat your pussy for hours" etc etc...
The coffee and kiss test goes well so you move on to the next stage and you think it's gonna be great and then 5 minutes (i'm being generous there )
later it's like what the fukk just happened! Lol so yep i think we have all been there, but the fabulous ones more than make up for it mmmmmmm
x x x"
not everyone can keep it up for ages and I don't mind. If he can make it up in many other ways I'm happy. But if he thinks humping me for a few minutes and that's it, is a good shag and looks at me with a proud look, I almost feel sorry for them |
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"I've had my share of bad experiences in bed but to a certain extent do we not need to accept a small amount of responsibility ourselves for bad sex if we do not voice what we like or need? This obviously doesn't apply if you have made clear what you do or don't like. It wasn't until I started voicing what I wanted him to do(if he wasn't doing it already) that my sexual experiences improved"
totally agree with you!! but unfortunately some just promise anything but don't deliver. |
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I have to say I have met some and omg they had not got a clue.. I did feel sorry for them. they asked me to veri them how could I they were so bad.. I know size does not matter if you can use it. but these could not use it.... I felt sorry for there partners.. and being honest I could understand why they were not having sex at home |
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"I've had my share of bad experiences in bed but to a certain extent do we not need to accept a small amount of responsibility ourselves for bad sex if we do not voice what we like or need? This obviously doesn't apply if you have made clear what you do or don't like. It wasn't until I started voicing what I wanted him to do(if he wasn't doing it already) that my sexual experiences improved
totally agree with you!! but unfortunately some just promise anything but don't deliver. "
Yeah had that too, but then I don't meet those ones again |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Sorry girls, gotta disagree about size, to me it does matter, i need an average/big cock, a small one will not do and no it is not how they use it,not to me anyway
Don't mind the size of the guy if chemistry is there, but cock needs to be a good one |
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By (user no longer on site)
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If asked, I always say I'm average (what ever that is), if it's bigger than expected then the lady gets a pleasant suprise, if not average is still useful, right? And it's what you do with it |
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"I find some men say they are kinky but when it comes to it they really are not, even after explaining to them what kinky is to me
And i bet some women are like that too "
Enna... what's kinky to you
Id love to know x |
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"Sorry girls, gotta disagree about size, to me it does matter, i need an average/big cock, a small one will not do and no it is not how they use it,not to me anyway
Don't mind the size of the guy if chemistry is there, but cock needs to be a good one "
i agree....its gotta average plus...average to me is about 6" /7" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I never blow my own trumpet (its a turn of phrase lol not announcing i don't auto felate) i prefer to chat, click and let actions speak louder than words"
well ur lucky coz ur lovely and VWE....no bullshit with you. other guys are not so great  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have any of ye ladies or gents get chatted up by someone that told you that they were going to do amazing things to your body... but when it came down to it they were crap? it happened me a few times, bless them they were bad. I feel bad saying this but omg some there private was only about an inch fully erect. its sad for some I know but God for me it was crazy.. I was shocked that they can be so small sorry lads but these were tiny tiny tiny.. and the men were crap bless them"
Oh shit you've just stirred some really bad memories...pics look w/e and turned out difficult to to see never mind play with. Some folk probably like it........ another guy built me up for weeks with the talk and all he wanted to do was snog all night...thats why we become so choosy so glad you brought it up...they should be honest.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ladies, i'm coming clean, i've changed my profile to a more accurate representation of the size of my willy just incase the boxer shot was misleading "
is it that crooked??? hehe |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I love cock,fact. In saying that I won't have a mmf,and here is why,some party's I have being at,the single guys could not perform to safe their life. Now ffm I do a lot,my girlys ain't never let me down yet,apart from the poor lady's that have for some reason got mixed up with the term BISEXUAL,and what that means. |
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"Ladies, i'm coming clean, i've changed my profile to a more accurate representation of the size of my willy just incase the boxer shot was misleading "
Lol lotta it's toes the ladies love  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Honestly not the size that counts its the chemistry..how experienced they are probably why i like more experienced older men...that are experienced swingers also.... i like non selfish lovers... |
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"Ladies, i'm coming clean, i've changed my profile to a more accurate representation of the size of my willy just incase the boxer shot was misleading
is it that crooked??? hehe"
Aye workplace accidents are a bitch |
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"Ladies, i'm coming clean, i've changed my profile to a more accurate representation of the size of my willy just incase the boxer shot was misleading
is it that crooked??? hehe
Aye workplace accidents are a bitch "
jeeze i didnt know what that was haha...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I feel a bit sorry for the guys now.... there's a lot of pressure to perform but maybe that's the problem. Confidence!
So don't talk yourself up lads... don't lie about your cock size, height and the lot. Be yourself!! |
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"Ladies, i'm coming clean, i've changed my profile to a more accurate representation of the size of my willy just incase the boxer shot was misleading
is it that crooked??? hehe
Aye workplace accidents are a bitch
jeeze i didnt know what that was haha... "
juuuust kiddin. Is my rep shredded now? |
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"Ladies, i'm coming clean, i've changed my profile to a more accurate representation of the size of my willy just incase the boxer shot was misleading
is it that crooked??? hehe
Aye workplace accidents are a bitch :-jeeze i didnt know what that was haha...
juuuust kiddin. Is my rep shredded now?"
ooh thankgoodness i thought it had been sucked so much it shrunk...pheww... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd never lie, hung like a chicken and a crap shag...but that's the hand life's dealt me!! Can get a hardon though....too often some would say lol  "
Talk about selling yourself...lol...sure if you can get a hardon...its a start...
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"I'd never lie, hung like a chicken and a crap shag...but that's the hand life's dealt me!! Can get a hardon though....too often some would say lol
Talk about selling yourself...lol...sure if you can get a hardon...its a start...
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Can last a whole 30 seconds too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Recently i met 2 guys that told me something similar, they said they did not last long and that they were crap shags, now they are my 2 best fuck buddies
And they were definitely lying |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Yes i had the same, and when i went to meet them , they didn't answer their phone. But i find out it normal , saying all they love to do and in person they are a let down. and they inslut the people they meet. |
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"Ladies, i'm coming clean, i've changed my profile to a more accurate representation of the size of my willy just incase the boxer shot was misleading
is it that crooked??? hehe
Aye workplace accidents are a bitch :-jeeze i didnt know what that was haha...
juuuust kiddin. Is my rep shredded now?
ooh thankgoodness i thought it
had been sucked so much it shrunk...pheww... "
Nope, seems to get bigger when its sucked
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"Recently i met 2 guys that told me something similar, they said they did not last long and that they were crap shags, now they are my 2 best fuck buddies
And they were definitely lying"
No, honestly, i'm being serious...  |
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"I'd never lie, hung like a chicken and a crap shag...but that's the hand life's dealt me!! Can get a hardon though....too often some would say lol
Talk about selling yourself...lol...sure if you can get a hardon...its a start...
Can last a whole 30 seconds too "
Lol...oooh thats why you had to buy so many condoms in a year... |
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"Ladies, i'm coming clean, i've changed my profile to a more accurate representation of the size of my willy just incase the boxer shot was misleading
is it that crooked??? heheAye workplace accidents are a bitch :-jeeze i didnt know what that was haha... juuuust kiddin. Is my rep shredded now
ooh thankgoodness i thought ithad been sucked so much it shrunk...pheww...
Nope, seems to get bigger when its sucked
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Be bit worried if it wasnt...sure its had a good week of rest ready for action again!! |
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"I'd never lie, hung like a chicken and a crap shag...but that's the hand life's dealt me!! Can get a hardon though....too often some would say lol
Talk about selling yourself...lol...sure if you can get a hardon...its a start...
Can last a whole 30 seconds too
Lol...oooh thats why you had to buy so many condoms in a year... "
Noooooooo 1 lasts me a whole year, if washed carefully. I go through so many, as I promote safe sex, at Parties I host and those i'm invited to |
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"Ladies, i'm coming clean, i've changed my profile to a more accurate representation of the size of my willy just incase the boxer shot was misleading
is it that crooked??? heheAye workplace accidents are a bitch :-jeeze i didnt know what that was haha... juuuust kiddin. Is my rep shredded now
ooh thankgoodness i thought ithad been sucked so much it shrunk...pheww...
Nope, seems to get bigger when its sucked
Be bit worried if it wasnt...sure its had a good week of rest ready for action again!! "
its definitely a woohoo moment for me |
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"I'd never lie, hung like a chicken and a crap shag...but that's the hand life's dealt me!! Can get a hardon though....too often some would say lol
Talk about selling yourself...lol...sure if you can get a hardon...its a start...
Can last a whole 30 seconds too :-
Lol...oooh thats why you had to buy so many condoms in a year... Noooooooo 1 lasts me a whole year, if washed carefully. I go through so many, as I promote safe sex, at Parties I host and those i'm invited to "
Good man...not sure about the recycling though... lol...lol... |
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"Ladies, i'm coming clean, i've changed my profile to a more accurate representation of the size of my willy just incase the boxer shot was misleading is it that crooked??? heheAye workplace accidents are a bitch :-jeeze i didnt know what that was haha... juuuust kiddin. Is my rep shredded now
ooh thankgoodness i thought ithad been sucked so much ishrunk...pheww...
Nope, seems to get bigger when its sucked
Be bit worried if it wasnt...sure its had a good week of rest ready for action again!!
its definitely a woohoo moment for me "
WHOoooHOoooo enjoy!!! |
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"Ladies, i'm coming clean, i've changed my profile to a more accurate representation of the size of my willy just incase the boxer shot was misleading is it that crooked??? heheAye workplace accidents are a bitch :-jeeze i didnt know what that was haha... juuuust kiddin. Is my rep shredded now
ooh thankgoodness i thought ithad been sucked so much ishrunk...pheww...
Nope, seems to get bigger when its sucked
Be bit worried if it wasnt...sure its had a good week of rest ready for action again!!
its definitely a woohoo moment for me
WHOoooHOoooo enjoy!!! "
i shall |
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By *umpsMan
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Taking the penis issue into consideration.. The average lenght is about 4 1/2 to 5 1/2 inches... But if the guy is nervous the penis will not go to the full growth.. Also room temperture actually efects the size also...if the room is cold then the penis won't erect to it full lenght though its only a minor %... Along with that.. Time of day also thing... A man waking up with morning glory..the penis is longer then as he is
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"I never blow my own trumpet (its a turn of phrase lol not announcing i don't auto felate) i prefer to chat, click and let actions speak louder than words"
auto felate......!! Mmm if guys could do that I would have no fun! !! |
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"I never blow my own trumpet (its a turn of phrase lol not announcing i don't auto felate) i prefer to chat, click and let actions speak louder than words
auto felate......!! Mmm if guys could do that I would have no fun! !! "
Your fun is safe, i doubt it'll ever truly catch on |
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"I never blow my own trumpet (its a turn of phrase lol not announcing i don't auto felate) i prefer to chat, click and let actions speak louder than words
auto felate......!! Mmm if guys could do that I would have no fun! !!
Your fun is safe, i doubt it'll ever truly catch on "
aaaha .... so you've tried! |
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"I never blow my own trumpet (its a turn of phrase lol not announcing i don't auto felate) i prefer to chat, click and let actions speak louder than words
auto felate......!! Mmm if guys could do that I would have no fun! !!
Your fun is safe, i doubt it'll ever truly catch on
aaaha .... so you've tried! "
No, its never appealed, |
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"I never blow my own trumpet (its a turn of phrase lol not announcing i don't auto felate) i prefer to chat, click and let actions speak louder than words
auto felate......!! Mmm if guys could do that I would have no fun! !!
Your fun is safe, i doubt it'll ever truly catch on
aaaha .... so you've tried!
No, its never appealed, "
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"Have any of ye ladies or gents get chatted up by someone that told you that they were going to do amazing things to your body... but when it came down to it they were crap? it happened me a few times, bless them they were bad. I feel bad saying this but omg some there private was only about an inch fully erect. its sad for some I know but God for me it was crazy.. I was shocked that they can be so small sorry lads but these were tiny tiny tiny.. and the men were crap bless them"
been doing this now on and off for the last few years but i had one lady who turned up piss as a fart once when she was meeting me just let say she slept on the couch big dissappointment. |
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"Have any of ye ladies or gents get chatted up by someone that told you that they were going to do amazing things to your body... but when it came down to it they were crap? it happened me a few times, bless them they were bad. I feel bad saying this but omg some there private was only about an inch fully erect. its sad for some I know but God for me it was crazy.. I was shocked that they can be so small sorry lads but these were tiny tiny tiny.. and the men were crap bless them
been doing this now on and off for the last few years but i had one lady who turned up piss as a fart once when she was meeting me just let say she slept on the couch big dissappointment."
Sssssssssh you're not meant to criticise the girls!!! Same thing has happened to me before....few girls too fond of the wine....but we'll say no more |
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"Have any of ye ladies or gents get chatted up by someone that told you that they were going to do amazing things to your body... but when it came down to it they were crap? it happened me a few times, bless them they were bad. I feel bad saying this but omg some there private was only about an inch fully erect. its sad for some I know but God for me it was crazy.. I was shocked that they can be so small sorry lads but these were tiny tiny tiny.. and the men were crap bless thebeen doing this now on and off for the last few years but i had one lady who turned up piss as a fart once when she was meeting me just let say she slept on the couch big dissappointment.
Sssssssssh you're not meant to criticise the girls!!! Same thing has happened to me before....few girls too fond of the wine....but we'll say no more "
Ahhh yes but if you can handle the wine...even better the more glasses i drink the naughtier i become..... |
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"Have any of ye ladies or gents get chatted up by someone that told you that they were going to do amazing things to your body... but when it came down to it they were crap? it happened me a few times, bless them they were bad. I feel bad saying this but omg some there private was only about an inch fully erect. its sad for some I know but God for me it was crazy.. I was shocked that they can be so small sorry lads but these were tiny tiny tiny.. and the men were crap bless them
been doing this now on and off for the last few years but i had one lady who turned up piss as a fart once when she was meeting me just let say she slept on the couch big dissappointment.
Sssssssssh you're not meant to criticise the girls!!! Same thing has happened to me before....few girls too fond of the wine....but we'll say no more "
Know a few stories like that myself lol. |
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"Have any of ye ladies or gents get chatted up by someone that told you that they were going to do amazing things to your body... but when it came down to it they were crap? it happened me a few times, bless them they were bad. I feel bad saying this but omg some there private was only about an inch fully erect. its sad for some I know but God for me it was crazy.. I was shocked that they can be so small sorry lads but these were tiny tiny tiny.. and the men were crap bless them
been doing this now on and off for the last few years but i had one lady who turned up piss as a fart once when she was meeting me just let say she slept on the couch big dissappointment.
Sssssssssh you're not meant to criticise the girls!!! Same thing has happened to me before....few girls too fond of the wine....but we'll say no more
Know a few stories like that myself lol."
I suppose the warning signs were there when they walked in the door, with 2 bottles of bucky lol |
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"Have any of ye ladies or gents get chatted up by someone that told you that they were going to do amazing things to your body... but when it came down to it they were crap? it happened me a few times, bless them they were bad. I feel bad saying this but omg some there private was only about an inch fully erect. its sad for some I know but God for me it was crazy.. I was shocked that they can be so small sorry lads but these were tiny tiny tiny.. and the men were crap bless them
been doing this now on and off for the last few years but i had one lady who turned up piss as a fart once when she was meeting me just let say she slept on the couch big dissappointment.
Sssssssssh you're not meant to criticise the girls!!! Same thing has happened to me before....few girls too fond of the wine....but we'll say no more
Know a few stories like that myself lol.
I suppose the warning signs were there when they walked in the door, with 2 bottles of bucky lol "
It's more worrying what they do with the bottles after emptying them. |
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"Have any of ye ladies or gents get chatted up by someone that told you that they were going to do amazing things to your body... but when it came down to it they were crap? it happened me a few times, bless them they were bad. I feel bad saying this but omg some there private was only about an inch fully erect. its sad for some I know but God for me it was crazy.. I was shocked that they can be so small sorry lads but these were tiny tiny tiny.. and the men were crap bless them
been doing this now on and off for the last few years but i had one lady who turned up piss as a fart once when she was meeting me just let say she slept on the couch big dissappointment.
Sssssssssh you're not meant to criticise the girls!!! Same thing has happened to me before....few girls too fond of the wine....but we'll say no more
Know a few stories like that myself lol.
I suppose the warning signs were there when they walked in the door, with 2 bottles of bucky lol "
did they not at least offer ya one! |
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"Have any of ye ladies or gents get chatted up by someone that told you that they were going to do amazing things to your body... but when it came down to it they were crap? it happened me a few times, bless them they were bad. I feel bad saying this but omg some there private was only about an inch fully erect. its sad for some I know but God for me it was crazy.. I was shocked that they can be so small sorry lads but these were tiny tiny tiny.. and the men were crap bless thembeen doing this now on and off for the last few years but i had one lady who turned up piss as a fart once when she was meeting me just let say she slept on the couch big dissappointment.
Sssssssssh you're not meant to criticise the girls!!! Same thing has happened to me before....few girls too fond of the wine....but we'll say no more :-
Know a few stories like that myself lol.
I suppose the warning signs were there when they walked in the door, with 2 bottles of bucky lol
It's more worrying what they do with the bottles after emptying them."
not a huge fan of those pics either lol...bottles in holes eeek... |
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"Have any of ye ladies or gents get chatted up by someone that told you that they were going to do amazing things to your body... but when it came down to it they were crap? it happened me a few times, bless them they were bad. I feel bad saying this but omg some there private was only about an inch fully erect. its sad for some I know but God for me it was crazy.. I was shocked that they can be so small sorry lads but these were tiny tiny tiny.. and the men were crap bless thembeen doing this now on and off for the last few years but i had one lady who turned up piss as a fart once when she was meeting me just let say she slept on the couch big dissappointment.
Sssssssssh you're not meant to criticise the girls!!! Same thing has happened to me before....few girls too fond of the wine....but we'll say no more :-
Know a few stories like that myself lol.
I suppose the warning signs were there when they walked in the door, with 2 bottles of bucky lol
It's more worrying what they do with the bottles after emptying them.
not a huge fan of those pics either lol...bottles in holes eeek... "
It's when they insert them base first that makes me feel so inadequate lol |
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"Have any of ye ladies or gents get chatted up by someone that told you that they were going to do amazing things to your body... but when it came down to it they were crap? it happened me a few times, bless them they were bad. I feel bad saying this but omg some there private was only about an inch fully erect. its sad for some I know but God for me it was crazy.. I was shocked that they can be so small sorry lads but these were tiny tiny tiny.. and the men were crap bless thembeen doing this now on and off for the last few years but i had one lady who turned up piss as a fart once when she was meeting me just let say she slept onbig dissappointment.
Sssssssssh you're not meant to criticise the girls!!! Same thing has happened to me before....few girls too fond of the wine....but we'll say no more :Know a few stories like that myself lol.
I suppose the warning signs were there when they walked in the door, with 2 bottles of bucky lol
It's more worrying what they do with the bottles after emptying them.not a huge fan of those pics either lol...bIt's when they insert them base first that makes me feel so inadequate lol "
oh good god...no...would you even want to.rattle around in there anyway lol... |
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"Have any of ye ladies or gents get chatted up by someone that told you that they were going to do amazing things to your body... but when it came down to it they were crap? it happened me a few times, bless them they were bad. I feel bad saying this but omg some there private was only about an inch fully erect. its sad for some I know but God for me it was crazy.. I was shocked that they can be so small sorry lads but these were tiny tiny tiny.. and the men were crap bless thembeen doing this now on and off for the last few years but i had one lady who turned up piss as a fart once when she was meeting me just let say she slept onbig dissappointment.
Sssssssssh you're not meant to criticise the girls!!! Same thing has happened to me before....few girls too fond of the wine....but we'll say no more :Know a few stories like that myself lol.
I suppose the warning signs were there when they walked in the door, with 2 bottles of bucky lol
It's more worrying what they do with the bottles after emptying them.not a huge fan of those pics either lol...bIt's when they insert them base first that makes me feel so inadequate lol
oh good god...no...would you even want to.rattle around in there anyway lol... "
seriously, after watching one man one jar if i ever see anyone with a glass bottle inserted it makes me wince, scarred for life after watching that. |
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I think that a lot of people male female do say that they can do amazing things. But when it comes to it you are truly let down. We all need to be able to use what we have correctly to get the most enjoyment out if it. Don't build ourselves up to be amazing. With some people we might be amazing. To others we might be bad. Just say I'm ok in the sack.. let's get down and dirty and go from there |
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"Have any of ye ladies or gents get cthat told you that they were going to do amazing things to your body... but when it came down to it they were crap? it happened me a few times, bless them they were bad. I feel bad saying this but omg some there private was only about an inch fully erect. its sad for some I know but God for me it was crazy.. I was shocked that they can be so small sorry lads but these were tiny tiny tiny.. and the men were thembeen doing this now on and off for the last few years but i had one lady who turned up piss as a fart once when she was meeting me just let say she slept onbiSssssssssh you're not meant to criticise the girls!!! Same thing has happened to me before....few girls too fond of the wine....but we'll say no more :Know a few stories like that myself lol.
I suppose the warning signs were there when they walked in the door, with 2 bottles of bucky lol
It's more worrying what they do with the bottles after emptying them.not a huge fan of those pics either lol...bIt's when they insehem base first that makes me feel so inadequate lol oh good god...no...would you even want to.rattle arouheroseriouslyafter watching one man one jar if i ever see anyonwiglasbottlinserted it makes me wince, scarred for life after watching that."
oh it sure does...mr panther hates it too... |
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