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had to share this story i found lol
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"Why I am single in this scene I have a lot of people asking me about this I had a boyfriend , a good one too , he had a job and his own car even . It was his idea we try kink things , he went out with his buddies and got d*unk , and came home with armloads of stuff from some sex shop . He tied me up and , well .. fucked me .. it was OK ,but he went to sleep straight away after .. and I had to untie myself . I was very interested in the rest of the toys he bought , wrist and leg cuffs and clips and ropes ... I tried them out on him .. and tied him down to the bed on his belly , it was fun enough I guess Then I found the strap on with the big dildo .. it had spikey bits and a huge knob .. an " anal destroyer extreme" I think . It looked like fun anyway .. It came with a free bonus ball gag too . I put the ball gag on him , it wasnt hard .. but the buckles got a bit tangled in his dreadlocks . I put the strap on on , it is weird feeling to have a big cock sticking out .. but kinda fun .. and i put hand cream on his bottom .. and set about using it . he woke up fast , and was very very responsive too .. the knobs and spikes seem to really stimulate things I was a bit careless tho and he sort of began to bleed a tiny bit .. it really was a tiny bit but when I told him he really really got upset and was thrashing around . All I said was oh no honey , youre bleeding a bit , and he went crazy , good thing he was tied down tight . I unstrapped the strapon .. first aid training and all , I know things see ? left it there to keep pressure on and stop the bleeding .. I am not dumb , I have seen him use superglue to fix cuts before , so I got his super glue and went to put a bit on the tiny ( it really was tiny too ) tear that was bleeding a itty btty bit ... but his silly tube went sploot .. and a great big gob of super glue shot out .. and went all around the dildo in his bottom . I guess I didnt use an oily enough hand cream because well .. it stuck to things together , really good too . I pulled , hard .. and it wouldnt let go .. he just made funny noises around the gag I got the guy from next door to come over and help .. but he couldnt do much he just laughed , really he sat on the floor laughing .. useless jerk .. I ended up untying my boyfriend and helping him into the car to take him to the ER .. he had trouble walking with a 14 inch toy and straps hanging out of his butt tho .. and he couldnt sit down either so he was on his hands and knees on the back seat . I wasnt brave enough to take his ball gag off because its straps were really stuck in his dreadlocks and he was all ready making suck a fuss about the toy .. I didnt want to make it worse by upsetting his hair . We got stopped by a nice police man on the way to the ER , he gave me a talking to about driving with a passenger not wearing a seat belt , and he was kind enough to get a whole lot of his friends to come have a look at my boy friends problem too , but none of them had any idea what to do , so they took some pictures for evidence , and let us go . I got him there , and they did get him unglued but they shaved his head taking the ball gag off I dont know why really but he didn't want to see me again after that , he moved out and went back to live with his mom . So anyway that is why I am single in this scene . My boyfriend kind of dumped me . "    ha ha ha thats after giving me a good laugh!  | |||
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"Why I am single in this scene I have a lot of people asking me about this I had a boyfriend , a good one too , he had a job and his own car even . It was his idea we try kink things , he went out with his buddies and got d*unk , and came home with armloads of stuff from some sex shop . He tied me up and , well .. fucked me .. it was OK ,but he went to sleep straight away after .. and I had to untie myself . I was very interested in the rest of the toys he bought , wrist and leg cuffs and clips and ropes ... I tried them out on him .. and tied him down to the bed on his belly , it was fun enough I guess Then I found the strap on with the big dildo .. it had spikey bits and a huge knob .. an " anal destroyer extreme" I think . It looked like fun anyway .. It came with a free bonus ball gag too . I put the ball gag on him , it wasnt hard .. but the buckles got a bit tangled in his dreadlocks . I put the strap on on , it is weird feeling to have a big cock sticking out .. but kinda fun .. and i put hand cream on his bottom .. and set about using it . he woke up fast , and was very very responsive too .. the knobs and spikes seem to really stimulate things I was a bit careless tho and he sort of began to bleed a tiny bit .. it really was a tiny bit but when I told him he really really got upset and was thrashing around . All I said was oh no honey , youre bleeding a bit , and he went crazy , good thing he was tied down tight . I unstrapped the strapon .. first aid training and all , I know things see ? left it there to keep pressure on and stop the bleeding .. I am not dumb , I have seen him use superglue to fix cuts before , so I got his super glue and went to put a bit on the tiny ( it really was tiny too ) tear that was bleeding a itty btty bit ... but his silly tube went sploot .. and a great big gob of super glue shot out .. and went all around the dildo in his bottom . I guess I didnt use an oily enough hand cream because well .. it stuck to things together , really good too . I pulled , hard .. and it wouldnt let go .. he just made funny noises around the gag I got the guy from next door to come over and help .. but he couldnt do much he just laughed , really he sat on the floor laughing .. useless jerk .. I ended up untying my boyfriend and helping him into the car to take him to the ER .. he had trouble walking with a 14 inch toy and straps hanging out of his butt tho .. and he couldnt sit down either so he was on his hands and knees on the back seat . I wasnt brave enough to take his ball gag off because its straps were really stuck in his dreadlocks and he was all ready making suck a fuss about the toy .. I didnt want to make it worse by upsetting his hair . We got stopped by a nice police man on the way to the ER , he gave me a talking to about driving with a passenger not wearing a seat belt , and he was kind enough to get a whole lot of his friends to come have a look at my boy friends problem too , but none of them had any idea what to do , so they took some pictures for evidence , and let us go . I got him there , and they did get him unglued but they shaved his head taking the ball gag off I dont know why really but he didn't want to see me again after that , he moved out and went back to live with his mom . So anyway that is why I am single in this scene . My boyfriend kind of dumped me . " haha i really enjoyed that well done | |||
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"Why I am single in this scene I have a lot of people asking me about this I had a boyfriend , a good one too , he had a job and his own car even . It was his idea we try kink things , he went out with his buddies and got d*unk , and came home with armloads of stuff from some sex shop . He tied me up and , well .. fucked me .. it was OK ,but he went to sleep straight away after .. and I had to untie myself . I was very interested in the rest of the toys he bought , wrist and leg cuffs and clips and ropes ... I tried them out on him .. and tied him down to the bed on his belly , it was fun enough I guess Then I found the strap on with the big dildo .. it had spikey bits and a huge knob .. an " anal destroyer extreme" I think . It looked like fun anyway .. It came with a free bonus ball gag too . I put the ball gag on him , it wasnt hard .. but the buckles got a bit tangled in his dreadlocks . I put the strap on on , it is weird feeling to have a big cock sticking out .. but kinda fun .. and i put hand cream on his bottom .. and set about using it . he woke up fast , and was very very responsive too .. the knobs and spikes seem to really stimulate things I was a bit careless tho and he sort of began to bleed a tiny bit .. it really was a tiny bit but when I told him he really really got upset and was thrashing around . All I said was oh no honey , youre bleeding a bit , and he went crazy , good thing he was tied down tight . I unstrapped the strapon .. first aid training and all , I know things see ? left it there to keep pressure on and stop the bleeding .. I am not dumb , I have seen him use superglue to fix cuts before , so I got his super glue and went to put a bit on the tiny ( it really was tiny too ) tear that was bleeding a itty btty bit ... but his silly tube went sploot .. and a great big gob of super glue shot out .. and went all around the dildo in his bottom . I guess I didnt use an oily enough hand cream because well .. it stuck to things together , really good too . I pulled , hard .. and it wouldnt let go .. he just made funny noises around the gag I got the guy from next door to come over and help .. but he couldnt do much he just laughed , really he sat on the floor laughing .. useless jerk .. I ended up untying my boyfriend and helping him into the car to take him to the ER .. he had trouble walking with a 14 inch toy and straps hanging out of his butt tho .. and he couldnt sit down either so he was on his hands and knees on the back seat . I wasnt brave enough to take his ball gag off because its straps were really stuck in his dreadlocks and he was all ready making suck a fuss about the toy .. I didnt want to make it worse by upsetting his hair . We got stopped by a nice police man on the way to the ER , he gave me a talking to about driving with a passenger not wearing a seat belt , and he was kind enough to get a whole lot of his friends to come have a look at my boy friends problem too , but none of them had any idea what to do , so they took some pictures for evidence , and let us go . I got him there , and they did get him unglued but they shaved his head taking the ball gag off I dont know why really but he didn't want to see me again after that , he moved out and went back to live with his mom . So anyway that is why I am single in this scene . My boyfriend kind of dumped me . " OMG....fecking hilarious...brilliant | |||
"Why I am single in this scene I have a lot of people asking me about this I had a boyfriend , a good one too , he had a job and his own car even . It was his idea we try kink things , he went out with his buddies and got d*unk , and came home with armloads of stuff from some sex shop . He tied me up and , well .. fucked me .. it was OK ,but he went to sleep straight away after .. and I had to untie myself . I was very interested in the rest of the toys he bought , wrist and leg cuffs and clips and ropes ... I tried them out on him .. and tied him down to the bed on his belly , it was fun enough I guess Then I found the strap on with the big dildo .. it had spikey bits and a huge knob .. an " anal destroyer extreme" I think . It looked like fun anyway .. It came with a free bonus ball gag too . I put the ball gag on him , it wasnt hard .. but the buckles got a bit tangled in his dreadlocks . I put the strap on on , it is weird feeling to have a big cock sticking out .. but kinda fun .. and i put hand cream on his bottom .. and set about using it . he woke up fast , and was very very responsive too .. the knobs and spikes seem to really stimulate things I was a bit careless tho and he sort of began to bleed a tiny bit .. it really was a tiny bit but when I told him he really really got upset and was thrashing around . All I said was oh no honey , youre bleeding a bit , and he went crazy , good thing he was tied down tight . I unstrapped the strapon .. first aid training and all , I know things see ? left it there to keep pressure on and stop the bleeding .. I am not dumb , I have seen him use superglue to fix cuts before , so I got his super glue and went to put a bit on the tiny ( it really was tiny too ) tear that was bleeding a itty btty bit ... but his silly tube went sploot .. and a great big gob of super glue shot out .. and went all around the dildo in his bottom . I guess I didnt use an oily enough hand cream because well .. it stuck to things together , really good too . I pulled , hard .. and it wouldnt let go .. he just made funny noises around the gag I got the guy from next door to come over and help .. but he couldnt do much he just laughed , really he sat on the floor laughing .. useless jerk .. I ended up untying my boyfriend and helping him into the car to take him to the ER .. he had trouble walking with a 14 inch toy and straps hanging out of his butt tho .. and he couldnt sit down either so he was on his hands and knees on the back seat . I wasnt brave enough to take his ball gag off because its straps were really stuck in his dreadlocks and he was all ready making suck a fuss about the toy .. I didnt want to make it worse by upsetting his hair . We got stopped by a nice police man on the way to the ER , he gave me a talking to about driving with a passenger not wearing a seat belt , and he was kind enough to get a whole lot of his friends to come have a look at my boy friends problem too , but none of them had any idea what to do , so they took some pictures for evidence , and let us go . I got him there , and they did get him unglued but they shaved his head taking the ball gag off I dont know why really but he didn't want to see me again after that , he moved out and went back to live with his mom . So anyway that is why I am single in this scene . My boyfriend kind of dumped me . OMG....fecking hilarious...brilliant" why does it not surprise me that u found this story haha fecking brill poor guy is probably still rocking in the corner saying no pics no pics | |||
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"Wtf?? Thought we agreed you wouldn't tell anyone bout that night!!! " | |||
