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how to get more dates for Single Guys..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If single lads stopped treating the women like unpaid prostitutes who are here to be at their beck and call. That would be a good start the single lads (IMO) who do well here are the ones who are chatty and respectful. Not the ones who mail you "I'm bout to cum, can I cum on u" ewwwww |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok whispers seriously how cn we improve? Xx"
ehm, spotlight on me... ehm.... ehm.....
right, use common sense; don't forget your manners; if it looks to good to be true, it probably is; put up a few pics - probably not a cock pic as your profile picture but a nice chest, bum shot; have face pic ready in private to send after you feel ok to send it; get picture verified if you're not meet verified; chat on the forums; chat in the chat room; be friendly; have an interesting enough profile; have a sense of humour; attend meet and greets
last but not least, be patient and don't think too much with your cock lol |
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"If single lads stopped treating the women like unpaid prostitutes who are here to be at their beck and call. That would be a good start the single lads (IMO) who do well here are the ones who are chatty and respectful. Not the ones who mail you "I'm bout to cum, can I cum on u" ewwwww"
gosh yes!!! I wish they would put this in bold on top of the window whenever you are sending someone an email. |
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"If single lads stopped treating the women like unpaid prostitutes who are here to be at their beck and call. That would be a good start the single lads (IMO) who do well here are the ones who are chatty and respectful. Not the ones who mail you "I'm bout to cum, can I cum on u" ewwwww"
Jaysus sweet be fair. I always give you at least ten minutes notice. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If single lads stopped treating the women like unpaid prostitutes who are here to be at their beck and call. That would be a good start the single lads (IMO) who do well here are the ones who are chatty and respectful. Not the ones who mail you "I'm bout to cum, can I cum on u" ewwwww
gosh yes!!! I wish they would put this in bold on top of the window whenever you are sending someone an email. "
Like there should be a flashing light on their pc when they try and send that |
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"If single lads stopped treating the women like unpaid prostitutes who are here to be at their beck and call. That would be a good start the single lads (IMO) who do well here are the ones who are chatty and respectful. Not the ones who mail you "I'm bout to cum, can I cum on u" ewwwww"
Jaysus, would it not be even worse if they treated them like paid prostitutes? |
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"Ok whispers seriously how cn we improve? Xx
ehm, spotlight on me... ehm.... ehm.....
right, use common sense; don't forget your manners; if it looks to good to be true, it probably is; put up a few pics - probably not a cock pic as your profile picture but a nice chest, bum shot; have face pic ready in private to send after you feel ok to send it; get picture verified if you're not meet verified; chat on the forums; chat in the chat room; be friendly; have an interesting enough profile; have a sense of humour; attend meet and greets
last but not least, be patient and don't think too much with your cock lol"
The best advice I ever heard was in the comedy series How Not To Live Your Life, when our hero, Don Danbury, claimed you should always "think with your balls"
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"If single lads stopped treating the women like unpaid prostitutes who are here to be at their beck and call. That would be a good start the single lads (IMO) who do well here are the ones who are chatty and respectful. Not the ones who mail you "I'm bout to cum, can I cum on u" ewwwww
gosh yes!!! I wish they would put this in bold on top of the window whenever you are sending someone an email.
Like there should be a flashing light on their pc when they try and send that "
Haha!
"Tick this box here before you send this email. By doing this you agree to the following email rules:
- You confirm that you have given yourself a good slap to remind yourself that you have a brain in your skull.
- You treat every person with full respect even though you can't stop imagining how much you want to hump them because you've been so horny since the moment you woke up this morning and the hangover makes you even hornier than ever and you can't stop wanking
- You fully understand that women on here are not free prositutes and that they have feelings like every other human being.
- You are an actual human being.
- A no means no.
- You don't take yourself too seriously by slapping yourself again
- Have looked in the mirror and remind yourself of who you really are and not that internet persona you want to be
- Had a wank before you press send because it takes the pressure off
Feel free to add more rules
Note, I tried not to generalise this for single males only |
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"To be honest and serious here the op should ask guys who do well here more than women
I'm sure it is not so simple to be successful meet wise and these guys would probably give u better insight. "
U can give me thumbs up anytime lollipops |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If single lads stopped treating the women like unpaid prostitutes who are here to be at their beck and call. That would be a good start the single lads (IMO) who do well here are the ones who are chatty and respectful. Not the ones who mail you "I'm bout to cum, can I cum on u" ewwwww
gosh yes!!! I wish they would put this in bold on top of the window whenever you are sending someone an email.
Like there should be a flashing light on their pc when they try and send that
Haha!
"Tick this box here before you send this email. By doing this you agree to the following email rules:
- You confirm that you have given yourself a good slap to remind yourself that you have a brain in your skull.
- You treat every person with full respect even though you can't stop imagining how much you want to hump them because you've been so horny since the moment you woke up this morning and the hangover makes you even hornier than ever and you can't stop wanking
- You fully understand that women on here are not free prositutes and that they have feelings like every other human being.
- You are an actual human being.
- A no means no.
- You don't take yourself too seriously by slapping yourself again
- Have looked in the mirror and remind yourself of who you really are and not that internet persona you want to be
- Had a wank before you press send because it takes the pressure off
Feel free to add more rules
Note, I tried not to generalise this for single males only "
Ha ha ha ha I think you should get a job in fab lol, it would be a much better place with them kinda filters lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To be honest and serious here the op should ask guys who do well here more than women
I'm sure it is not so simple to be successful meet wise and these guys would probably give u better insight.
U can give me thumbs up anytime lollipops"
Trackies and all lol |
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"To be honest and serious here the op should ask guys who do well here more than women
I'm sure it is not so simple to be successful meet wise and these guys would probably give u better insight.
U can give me thumbs up anytime lollipops
Trackies and all lol "
Definitely |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If single lads stopped treating the women like unpaid prostitutes who are here to be at their beck and call. That would be a good start the single lads (IMO) who do well here are the ones who are chatty and respectful. Not the ones who mail you "I'm bout to cum, can I cum on u" ewwwww"
i agree |
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"If single lads stopped treating the women like unpaid prostitutes who are here to be at their beck and call. That would be a good start the single lads (IMO) who do well here are the ones who are chatty and respectful. Not the ones who mail you "I'm bout to cum, can I cum on u" ewwwww
gosh yes!!! I wish they would put this in bold on top of the window whenever you are sending someone an email.
Like there should be a flashing light on their pc when they try and send that
Haha!
"Tick this box here before you send this email. By doing this you agree to the following email rules:
- You confirm that you have given yourself a good slap to remind yourself that you have a brain in your skull.
- You treat every person with full respect even though you can't stop imagining how much you want to hump them because you've been so horny since the moment you woke up this morning and the hangover makes you even hornier than ever and you can't stop wanking
- You fully understand that women on here are not free prositutes and that they have feelings like every other human being.
- You are an actual human being.
- A no means no.
- You don't take yourself too seriously by slapping yourself again
- Have looked in the mirror and remind yourself of who you really are and not that internet persona you want to be
- Had a wank before you press send because it takes the pressure off
Feel free to add more rules
Note, I tried not to generalise this for single males only "
I like that sweet...
Very true lol
But if I slapped myself every time I wanted to each sexy woman on here...id be concussed lol |
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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago
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"Ok whispers seriously how cn we improve? Xx
ehm, spotlight on me... ehm.... ehm.....
right, use common sense; don't forget your manners; if it looks to good to be true, it probably is; put up a few pics - probably not a cock pic as your profile picture but a nice chest, bum shot; have face pic ready in private to send after you feel ok to send it; get picture verified if you're not meet verified; chat on the forums; chat in the chat room; be friendly; have an interesting enough profile; have a sense of humour; attend meet and greets
last but not least, be patient and don't think too much with your cock lol"
Change that to THINK about what you want to say before you comment on forums because I have to say there are quite a few that are off-putting going by their comments. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im not even going to try and solve this one lol
Anyone got any ideas?? "
Ah ,I've heard of this problem before.The solution is as follows. There's a woman around at the back of the markets,it's all very hush hush but if you give her a nod and a wink and she looks back at you like this and you respond like this ,mention me .Then she will sell you four boxes of seedless dates for a fiver.
I blame society for putting in place couples only restrictions on dates. |
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be relaxed , don't be a weirdo .. well the perverted type at least ... and treat the people on the site for what it is .. a place to have fun .. the win rate when u go to a pub and take ur cock our and ask someone to suck it is .00001% .. pretty much the same here .. people just don't appreciate it .. male or female |
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"DO Get younger, better looking, more confident than arrogant, loose the wife!, develop a streak of naughty, a jet never hurts, both on the runway and in the pants.
DON'T be an asshole!
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Lol.. I like that..Get Younger!! Lmao
OK I'll try that lol |
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"Woman get so many messages they can't answer everyone. Keep trying there will be someone there that will reply and fuck your brains out.. "
Heyyyyy Jr n sue x
I like ur advice...
Sooo when can we meet |
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"If single lads stopped treating the women like unpaid prostitutes who are here to be at their beck and call. That would be a good start the single lads (IMO) who do well here are the ones who are chatty and respectful. Not the ones who mail you "I'm bout to cum, can I cum on u" ewwwww" |
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"...don't contact woman with profiles with .. STOP READ !! followed by small prints of an insurance contract .. such ladies are a waste of time "
I'm sure they hide small print in there too. Ever notice they are also the really judgmental ones. You could normally also leave judg out of the the word tbh. Was I being judgmental there. Oh no. Off to draw up me contract. |
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