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over a year ago
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"Waking up early morning...
Body:cant get out of bed....
Brain:go back to sleep,what are you doing.....
Cock:THIS IS SPARTAAAAA!!!!"
the smaller brain neeever sleeps  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do any other men get what I call double spray when they pee? You're there peeing and you feel your feet getting wet but look down and see the stream hitting the bowl...takes a few seconds to realize there's a second hidden stream hitting your feet.
Pain in the ass. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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It was a while ago now but i still rember.
I was at a party in my mates a few years ago and there was a girl there i was mad about......
I got d*unk and passed out in the spare room before even talkin to her......
Woke up the next morning to her giving me head  il never forget it! |
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"Do any other men get what I call double spray when they pee? You're there peeing and you feel your feet getting wet but look down and see the stream hitting the bowl...takes a few seconds to realize there's a second hidden stream hitting your feet.
Pain in the ass."
I don't look down in case it hits me in the face. |
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"Do any other men get what I call double spray when they pee? You're there peeing and you feel your feet getting wet but look down and see the stream hitting the bowl...takes a few seconds to realize there's a second hidden stream hitting your feet.
Pain in the ass."
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I love waking up with a big sleepy head, not having to get up for work, rolling over to snuggle hubs and slipping a hand down for a squeeze of the wood. Mmmmmm it's fantastic and normally gets me laid   |
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"Do any other men get what I call double spray when they pee? You're there peeing and you feel your feet getting wet but look down and see the stream hitting the bowl...takes a few seconds to realize there's a second hidden stream hitting your feet.
Pain in the ass."
Break the seal, that's all it is. |
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