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Deciphering FAB code
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I've been on here a little while now and think I have a handle on some (not all)of the code words/phrases people use on their profiles. Feel free to add to the vocabulary list. Do try to refrain from using the usual go to words. I.e. asshole, geebag, slut, ect. but have fun with it. After all FAB is all about fun right?
So here's my list thus far.
Discreet: often misspelled. Under 35 I wont take you to dinner and you wont meet any of my friends. Over 35 Attached/married
Well hung: this tends to be a popular one and up for interpretation but mostly it's good camera angle
Can not travel: Jobless. Lazy. You can come over for an hour but you have to get on top.
Can not accommodate: Married most likely with children
Young: Inexperienced. Looking for a teacher and a good story to tell their mates when on the piss
Mature: Old
Add me on KIK: I don't trust you to give you my number but sure send me filthy pics of yourself
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've been on here a little while now and think I have a handle on some (not all)of the code words/phrases people use on their profiles. Feel free to add to the vocabulary list. Do try to refrain from using the usual go to words. I.e. asshole, geebag, slut, ect. but have fun with it. After all FAB is all about fun right?
So here's my list thus far.
Discreet: often misspelled. Under 35 I wont take you to dinner and you wont meet any of my friends. Over 35 Attached/married
Well hung: this tends to be a popular one and up for interpretation but mostly it's good camera angle
Can not travel: Jobless. Lazy. You can come over for an hour but you have to get on top.WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA THATS THE FUNNIEST POST I HAVE EVER SEEN AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAA and how true lolol jeeeezzzzz i cried with the laughing there "thanks 4 that" hahahahahahahahaha
Can not accommodate: Married most likely with children
Young: Inexperienced. Looking for a teacher and a good story to tell their mates when on the piss
Mature: Old
Add me on KIK: I don't trust you to give you my number but sure send me filthy pics of yourself
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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well i've learned u need skin like leather and BELIEVE a very select few but i must say u cheered my evening/morning right up with that post soooo funny
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've been on here a little while now and think I have a handle on some (not all)of the code words/phrases people use on their profiles. Feel free to add to the vocabulary list. Do try to refrain from using the usual go to words. I.e. asshole, geebag, slut, ect. but have fun with it. After all FAB is all about fun right?
So here's my list thus far.
Discreet: often misspelled. Under 35 I wont take you to dinner and you wont meet any of my friends. Over 35 Attached/married
Well hung: this tends to be a popular one and up for interpretation but mostly it's good camera angle
Can not travel: Jobless. Lazy. You can come over for an hour but you have to get on top.
Can not accommodate: Married most likely with children
Young: Inexperienced. Looking for a teacher and a good story to tell their mates when on the piss
Mature: Old
Add me on KIK: I don't trust you to give you my number but sure send me filthy pics of yourself
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And the code for above is
I'm a hot lady but been burnt on this by guys using these descriptions. So from now on ill brand all guys on this the same. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Honest- No social skills. The censorship button in their brain doesn't work. Says whatever comes into their head.
Artistic- Drama Queen. Welcome to the world of planning doors and huffy silences.
Playful- Hussy, working their way through the site and its your turn.
Fiery- Psychotic, cancel a meet and you will likely be hunted down and thrown to the wolves |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Normal guy=boring shite
Average looking=ugly
Loves giving head=small cock
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Hey I'm normal, average looking and love giving head, what are you saying???? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Normal guy=boring shite
Average looking=ugly
Loves giving head=small cock
Hey I'm normal, average looking and love giving head, what are you saying????"
Lol.....you are anything but!!!! Lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Normal guy=boring shite
Average looking=ugly
Loves giving head=small cock
Hey I'm normal, average looking and love giving head, what are you saying????
Lol.....you are anything but!!!! Lol "
Awww thanks but that's a lie. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Girly- Thick, shallower than a mouse's footbath, she can tell you the name of every character in Grease but couldn't name the Taoiseach
Vivacious- Aggressive. An opinionated finger-jabber whose got views on everything and they are not afraid to ram them down your throat |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've been on here a little while now and think I have a handle on some (not all)of the code words/phrases people use on their profiles. Feel free to add to the vocabulary list. Do try to refrain from using the usual go to words. I.e. asshole, geebag, slut, ect. but have fun with it. After all FAB is all about fun right?
So here's my list thus far.
Discreet: often misspelled. Under 35 I wont take you to dinner and you wont meet any of my friends. Over 35 Attached/married
Well hung: this tends to be a popular one and up for interpretation but mostly it's good camera angle
Can not travel: Jobless. Lazy. You can come over for an hour but you have to get on top.
Can not accommodate: Married most likely with children
Young: Inexperienced. Looking for a teacher and a good story to tell their mates when on the piss
Mature: Old
Add me on KIK: I don't trust you to give you my number but sure send me filthy pics of yourself
And the code for above is
I'm a hot lady but been burnt on this by guys using these descriptions. So from now on ill brand all guys on this the same. "
No, havent been burned and not branding anyone. Just thought it would be fun to share some of the codes I've figured out. Lighten up hun, it's meant to be fun. but ty for the compliment xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Genuine: More often used by men than women. I'm still trying to figure this one out, as far as I can tell it just means he/she is an actual live person not a bot. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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NSA: Emotionally unavailable. If you break down on the M50 don't even think of calling me for help
Fuck Buddy: I'll pop in for an hour on my way home from work. I'll call you when I'm free but wont answer the phone when you ring.
Friend with Benefits: I'll pop in for an hour after work but stay for a cuppa. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Professional couple/person - haven't figured out if this means anything more than simply has a job or is it something special that has to have a level 5 security clearance |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cuddly- Morbidly obese, a meet would necessitate the removal of the roof and a whale sling, cuddling is very unlikely but squashing is a distinct possibility |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Normal guy=boring shite
Average looking=ugly
Loves giving head=small cock
Hey I'm normal, average looking and love giving head, what are you saying????"
i feel your pain |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fit = average
Athletic = average + 20 lbs.
curvy = fat
Fabulous = huge
but my body type is fabulous 
thats just ur cock hun "
awk now you'll give me a big head |
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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago
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"Fit = average
Athletic = average + 20 lbs.
curvy = fat
Fabulous = huge
but my body type is fabulous
thats just ur cock hun
awk now you'll give me a big head "
I think that's her plan....to give head  |
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"Fit = average
Athletic = average + 20 lbs.
curvy = fat
Fabulous = huge
but my body type is fabulous
thats just ur cock hun
awk now you'll give me a big head
I think that's her plan....to give head "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fit = average
Athletic = average + 20 lbs.
curvy = fat
Fabulous = huge
but my body type is fabulous
thats just ur cock hun
awk now you'll give me a big head
I think that's her plan....to give head "
one can only hope Kim, though Miss Glass house may be on the turn |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fit = average
Athletic = average + 2
awk now you'll give me a big head
I think that's her plan....to give head
one can only hope Kim, though Miss Glass house may be on the turn "
5 days and counting |
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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago
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"Fit = average
Athletic = average + 20 lbs.
curvy = fat
Fabulous = huge
but my body type is fabulous
thats just ur cock hun
awk now you'll give me a big head
I think that's her plan....to give head
one can only hope Kim, though Miss Glass house may be on the turn "
I'm sure you can straighten her out  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fit = average
Athletic = average + 20 lbs.
curvy = fat
Fabulous = huge
but my body type is fabulous
thats just ur cock hun
awk now you'll give me a big head
I think that's her plan....to give head
one can only hope Kim, though Miss Glass house may be on the turn I'm sure you can straighten her out "
i can but try |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Omg... this thread so Cheered me up
Actually laughing so hard y
Tears are running down my face (such an attractive look)
Have encountered most of these and all your interpretations are so spot on ffs
Love it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"CLEAN" and then in their photos shows an unprotected cock half way into someones elses' arse/pussy/mouth.Ya have to love that one.I think what they really mean is,"I shower and brush my teeth"
If ya want oral,start a conversation or snog,until you show me a health cert.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was in club in Manchester, and this couple took a shine to my accent, thing is she had just been gangbanged and her pussy looked like a painters radio. No way was I going in there. Safe sex or no sex is my moto! |
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