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You know you're a swinger when.....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You hear your kids hurling coach shout 'Great Swinging!! Great Swinging!!' and notice him glance in your direction.
You then spend all day wondering if 'he knows'....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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for me i know im a swinger when i see the lads and they all call me Mowgli and sing " im the king of the swingers"
it got out i was on a swinger site and that's all i get now. is kinda funny tho. lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Everyone you look at is a possible swinger ..the girl behind the till .. the couple chatting suggestively in the coffee shop .. the car parked in a lane way. . the ass u recognise off a lad you had a meet with been dragged around new look with his gf .. in fairness fabbers are everywhere  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"for me i know im a swinger when i see the lads and they all call me Mowgli and sing " im the king of the swingers"
it got out i was on a swinger site and that's all i get now. is kinda funny tho. lol "
O and this is beav. lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can't hear fab or fabulous without thinking of here too, even 'come' turns to 'cum' but that's probably from hearing "that's what she said" too many times! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I wasn't going to comment as I dont consider myself a 'swinger' as such but seeing as how fab is being mentioned...
When you see someone and hope their on fab too because all your imagining is the naughty things you'd like to do them  "
Yes! And when you automatically put everyone you meet everyday into 'I would' or 'I wouldn't' categories..  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Yes! And when you automatically put everyone you meet everyday into 'I would' or 'I wouldn't' categories..
You could be just a man?  "
Watch it lawnmower boy  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wasn't going to comment as I dont consider myself a 'swinger' as such but seeing as how fab is being mentioned...
When you see someone and hope their on fab too because all your imagining is the naughty things you'd like to do them
Yes! And when you automatically put everyone you meet everyday into 'I would' or 'I wouldn't' categories.. "
Yep do that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Yes! And when you automatically put everyone you meet everyday into 'I would' or 'I wouldn't' categories..
You could be just a man?
Watch it lawnmower boy "
Though maybe swinging does make women think more like men.... maybe that deserves a whole thread of its own |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Yes! And when you automatically put everyone you meet everyday into 'I would' or 'I wouldn't' categories..
You could be just a man?
Watch it lawnmower boy
Though maybe swinging does make women think more like men.... maybe that deserves a whole thread of its own "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When you have dedicated private browsers on all your electronics for fab ... When you can carry on normal life while still checking in here  "
I want that!!! Shame I'm technologically illiterate  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When you have dedicated private browsers on all your electronics for fab ... When you can carry on normal life while still checking in here
I want that!!! Shame I'm technologically illiterate "
It's easy enough to set up, send a message or we could start a 'how we browse' thread |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"When you have dedicated private browsers on all your electronics for fab ... When you can carry on normal life while still checking in here
I want that!!! Shame I'm technologically illiterate
It's easy enough to set up, send a message or we could start a 'how we browse' thread"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When the work computer crashes just as you send a message and all I'm worried about is the fact I didn't delete browser history  and the relief when it comes back on without having to call for the IT crowd |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wasn't going to comment as I dont consider myself a 'swinger' as such but seeing as how fab is being mentioned...
When you see someone and hope their on fab too because all your imagining is the naughty things you'd like to do them "
Yes yes yes lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When friends copy ur threads. Flattered ms noire
that means you owe me one, I'll get thinking
.... When someone says they owe u one u think the most wicked thoughts."
involving sandwiches |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And ur saying to urself when u serve every customer " That local Fabber's gonna cum in eventually n I'm just gonna smile , serve her sellllowwwwly and finally wink and say "Thank you very much, Mrs Sexton " !!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And ur saying to urself when u serve every customer " That local Fabber's gonna cum in eventually n I'm just gonna smile , serve her sellllowwwwly and finally wink and say "Thank you very much, Mrs Sexton " !!!!!!"
ah yes with every door i knock, i'm waiting to say its a fab offer, she'll twig, and say it is a fab deal...... |
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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago
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"And ur saying to urself when u serve every customer " That local Fabber's gonna cum in eventually n I'm just gonna smile , serve her sellllowwwwly and finally wink and say "Thank you very much, Mrs Sexton " !!!!!!
ah yes with every door i knock, i'm waiting to say its a fab offer, she'll twig, and say it is a fab deal...... "
So that's the phrase that pays... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And ur saying to urself when u serve every customer " That local Fabber's gonna cum in eventually n I'm just gonna smile , serve her sellllowwwwly and finally wink and say "Thank you very much, Mrs Sexton " !!!!!!
ah yes with every door i knock, i'm waiting to say its a fab offer, she'll twig, and say it is a fab deal......
So that's the phrase that pays... :
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Oi love you on fab?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When you go shopping and all that's in your basket is veet for him-her, condoms, lube, razors, femfresh wash wipes, chewing gums - and nothing else."
and strawberries.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You see a van with an add on the outside that says: 'Specialists in Marquee Hire, Barbicu and Spit Roasts'..
and you grin to yourself cos its not thoughts of food that just popped into your head |
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"You see a van with an add on the outside that says: 'Specialists in Marquee Hire, Barbicu and Spit Roasts'..
and you grin to yourself cos its not thoughts of food that just popped into your head "
U stalking my van again. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When u meet for coffee but know by look in eye how to suggest just skipping it and getting room.
thats my favourite part lol is that so "
it sure is....as u know |
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When you keep a pack of baby wipes in your desk in your office.
You wipe your browser history and cache every time you leave the office.
You privatly giggle to yourself during meetings thinking about what you did on the board room table earlier.
You believe in Unicorns because you've actually ridden one. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"When you keep a pack of baby wipes in your desk in your office.
You wipe your browser history and cache every time you leave the office.
You privatly giggle to yourself during meetings thinking about what you did on the board room table earlier.
You believe in Unicorns because you've actually ridden one. "
hahaha you nutty fecker |
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"Everyone you look at is a possible swinger ..the girl behind the till .. the couple chatting suggestively in the coffee shop .. the car parked in a lane way. . the ass u recognise off a lad you had a meet with been dragged around new look with his gf .. in fairness fabbers are everywhere "
That one!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When u already know the price of hotel rooms in your area!!! When I'm constantly browsing LoveHoney, Ann Summers, lookin for sexy toys n lingerie!!
When I'm constantly rearranging everything in my calendar to do meets!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When ya have to keep track of meets by using the calendar on ur phone.... or maybe thats a slut "
No CC , that's simply being organised !! We just lead hectic lives !!! |
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