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over a year ago
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that moment when you think O DEAR GOD YOU SICKO....
Ever have that moment when you hear your partner say something and you think O DEAR GOD YOU SICKO. I just had it I wouldn't even repeat what SHE ( YES SHE) said.
if so are you willing to share?
sadly i can't as i do like my gf and she would not be my gf for long if i spilled.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"that moment when you think O DEAR GOD YOU SICKO....
Ever have that moment when you hear your partner say something and you think O DEAR GOD YOU SICKO. I just had it I wouldn't even repeat what SHE ( YES SHE) said.
if so are you willing to share?
sadly i can't as i do like my gf and she would not be my gf for long if i spilled. "
Ever have that moment when there is a line you cross when joking .. there's the line I see it I pole vaulted across it ... yup guilty .. well mr maybe I wasn't joking lol   .. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"that moment when you think O DEAR GOD YOU SICKO....
Ever have that moment when you hear your partner say something and you think O DEAR GOD YOU SICKO. I just had it I wouldn't even repeat what SHE ( YES SHE) said.
if so are you willing to share?
sadly i can't as i do like my gf and she would not be my gf for long if i spilled.
Ever have that moment when there is a line you cross when joking .. there's the line I see it I pole vaulted across it ... yup guilty .. well mr maybe I wasn't joking lol .. "
your sick and filthy (not in the good way. well you are in that way to but not in this instance).
if i get 10ppl to spill there story ill spill this one.
I can see herself report this thread any minute now.   |
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Well ash we are chatting bout wiping front to back ... and I jokingly said yeah or when you wipe back to front when you know someone is going down on you and your not too keen ... as if I'd ever do such a thing  |
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"Well ash we are chatting bout wiping front to back ... and I jokingly said yeah or when you wipe back to front when you know someone is going down on you and your not too keen ... as if I'd ever do such a thing "
hahahaha I like ur style |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"How bou I jus give a load will u tell me then ha"
see sexism 
If I said them words to you id be a pervert pig you say it and its ok.
them words been.... how about i give you a load. |
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"Wen I'm in bed with him I'm a bitch for jumpin up and fartin in his face we pick each other's noses n all nothin would make me think ah ur sick anymore ha"
desperately searching for the block button  |
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"How bou I jus give a load will u tell me then ha
see sexism
If I said them words to you id be a pervert pig you say it and its ok.
them words been.... how about i give you a load. "
iv never called u that and u hav prob said a lot worse haha who doesn love a good load  |
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"Wen I'm in bed with him I'm a bitch for jumpin up and fartin in his face we pick each other's noses n all nothin would make me think ah ur sick anymore ha
desperately searching for the block button "
haha u luv it Benny |
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"That was funny not sick classy moth ya hav beavy haha
Cheers ash lol .. im classy alright .. and beav is now desperately seeking suzan haha he's seeking somethin alri ha"
help after what she said. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well ash we are chatting bout wiping front to back ... and I jokingly said yeah or when you wipe back to front when you know someone is going down on you and your not too keen ... as if I'd ever do such a thing "
oh dear, i promised never to air this story, many moons ago, an ex was up for anal, she had no lube. Instead she produced a tub of utterly butterly, wanted to use it ias lube instead
suffice to say i never ate sandwiches in her house |
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"Well ash we are chatting bout wiping front to back ... and I jokingly said yeah or when you wipe back to front when you know someone is going down on you and your not too keen ... as if I'd ever do such a thing
oh dear, i promised never to air this story, many moons ago, an ex was up for anal, she had no lube. Instead she produced a tub of utterly butterly, wanted to use it ias lube instead
suffice to say i never ate sandwiches in her house"
hahaha I'll hav to keep this in mind |
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"That was funny not sick classy moth ya hav beavy haha
Cheers ash lol .. im classy alright .. and beav is now desperately seeking suzan haha he's seeking somethin alri ha
help after what she said. "
u need help full stop haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Well ash we are chatting bout wiping front to back ... and I jokingly said yeah or when you wipe back to front when you know someone is going down on you and your not too keen ... as if I'd ever do such a thing
oh dear, i promised never to air this story, many moons ago, an ex was up for anal, she had no lube. Instead she produced a tub of utterly butterly, wanted to use it ias lube instead
suffice to say i never ate sandwiches in her house"
Holy jebus ... not if she put the tub back in the fridge after
Good thinkin on her part tho lol ..probably eliminated you wanting any food off her .. duly noted lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well ash we are chatting bout wiping front to back ... and I jokingly said yeah or when you wipe back to front when you know someone is going down on you and your not too keen ... as if I'd ever do such a thing
oh dear, i promised never to air this story, many moons ago, an ex was up for anal, she had no lube. Instead she produced a tub of utterly butterly, wanted to use it ias lube instead
suffice to say i never ate sandwiches in her house"
Boke |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Mines was many many moons ago,had been seeing this guy for a while and we where in a coffee shop in Belfast and we were paying for the bill when he goes to the teller can I taste that bread, think it was rye and raison or something and he eventually cajoled a bit out if her. Anyway I had gone outside and was standing having a,smoke and he when he came out asked him what it tasted like. He said it was ok but tasted a bit like day old cum....
Needless to say we where not an item for very much longer |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well ash we are chatting bout wiping front to back ... and I jokingly said yeah or when you wipe back to front when you know someone is going down on you and your not too keen ... as if I'd ever do such a thing
oh dear, i promised never to air this story, many moons ago, an ex was up for anal, she had no lube. Instead she produced a tub of utterly butterly, wanted to use it ias lube instead
suffice to say i never ate sandwiches in her house
Holy jebus ... not if she put the tub back in the fridge after
Good thinkin on her part tho lol ..probably eliminated you wanting any food off her .. duly noted lol "
watchout Beav, things are about to get buttery |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mines was many many moons ago,had been seeing this guy for a while and we where in a coffee shop in Belfast and we were paying for the bill when he goes to the teller can I taste that bread, think it was rye and raison or something and he eventually cajoled a bit out if her. Anyway I had gone outside and was standing having a,smoke and he when he came out asked him what it tasted like. He said it was ok but tasted a bit like day old cum....
Needless to say we where not an item
for very much longer"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mines was many many moons ago,had been seeing this guy for a while and we where in a coffee shop in Belfast and we were paying for the bill when he goes to the teller can I taste that bread, think it was rye and raison or something and he eventually cajoled a bit out if her. Anyway I had gone outside and was standing having a,smoke and he when he came out asked him what it tasted like. He said it was ok but tasted a bit like day old cum....
Needless to say we where not an item for very much longer"
eeewwwwwwwwww vomit |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mines was many many moons ago,had been seeing this guy for a while and we where in a coffee shop in Belfast and we were paying for the bill when he goes to the teller can I taste that bread, think it was rye and raison or something and he eventually cajoled a bit out if her. Anyway I had gone outside and was standing having a,smoke and he when he came out asked him what it tasted like. He said it was ok but tasted a bit like day old cum....
Needless to say we where not an item for very much longer
eeewwwwwwwwww vomit "
Yep it was the fact he knew what day old cum tasted like  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mines was many many moons ago,had been seeing this guy for a while and we where in a coffee shop in Belfast and we were paying for the bill when he goes to the teller can I taste that bread, think it was rye and raison or something and he eventually cajoled a bit out if her. Anyway I had gone outside and was standing having a,smoke and he when he came out asked him what it tasted like. He said it was ok but tasted a bit like day old cum....
Needless to say we where not an item for very much longer
eeewwwwwwwwww vomit "
gad.. pure class... eewwww  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mines was many many moons ago,had been seeing this guy for a while and we where in a coffee shop in Belfast and we were paying for the bill when he goes to the teller can I taste that bread, think it was rye and raison or something and he eventually cajoled a bit out if her. Anyway I had gone outside and was standing having a,smoke and he when he came out asked him what it tasted like. He said it was ok but tasted a bit like day old cum....
Needless to say we where not an item for very much longer
eeewwwwwwwwww vomit
Yep it was the fact he knew what day old cum tasted like "
thats it...manky...lol |
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so if u wont spill 
