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By *umps OP Man
over a year ago
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It was Friday, Seamus mc Flurry couldn't concentrate on his work in front of him all day. Seamus mc Flurry's mind was riddled with the image of the lady with the long blue dress that the sun shined through, the long dark hair that rested just on her shoulders and her striking smile she gave when their eyes met for a moment, only for that moment to be now be in the passed as if the encounter never happpened.... His very thoughts were, would he ever set eyes again on this girl he can't get out of his mind( your turn to fill) |
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His boss came to his desk and asked if he could go to the reception area to collect the person who was waiting to see them for a meeting. Seamus got up and dragged his feet to the reception area. When he reached there he went to the receptionist to ask where the person was. Gail the receptionist who liked to wear low cut tops and short skirts leaned across the desk suggestively keeping eye contact with Seamus the whole time she licked her lips slowly he bright red lipstick glistening as she slowly introduced Sapphire Charms. Seamus turned to come face to face with his fantasy lady |
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"His boss came to his desk and asked if he could go to the reception area to collect the person who was waiting to see them for a meeting. Seamus got up and dragged his feet to the reception area. When he reached there he went to the receptionist to ask where the person was. Gail the receptionist who liked to wear low cut tops and short skirts leaned across the desk suggestively keeping eye contact with Seamus the whole time she licked her lips slowly he bright red lipstick glistening as she slowly introduced Sapphire Charms. Seamus turned to come face to face with his fantasy lady"
Slowly he looks her up and down taking in all her undoubted beauty the blue dress skin tight showing all her curves to perfection ,she was not a skinny model type but had real womanly curves long shapely legs perched on 4"heels making her about 6' tall .... |
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"His boss came to his desk and asked if he could go to the reception area to collect the person who was waiting to see them for a meeting. Seamus got up and dragged his feet to the reception area. When he reached there he went to the receptionist to ask where the person was. Gail the receptionist who liked to wear low cut tops and short skirts leaned across the desk suggestively keeping eye contact with Seamus the whole time she licked her lips slowly he bright red lipstick glistening as she slowly introduced Sapphire Charms. Seamus turned to come face to face with his fantasy lady
Slowly he looks her up and down taking in all her undoubted beauty the blue dress skin tight showing all her curves to perfection ,she was not a skinny model type but had real womanly curves long shapely legs perched on 4"heels making her about 6' tall .... "
suddenly the heel broke on her high heels she fell dwn on her bak with her legs in the air,she lay there giving seamus a flirty luk ,seamus luked dwn and noticed she had no knickers on,he cudnt help himself and dived between her legs giving her a gud hard ..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"...maths test to see if she was intelligent, because to him, intelligence was more important than... "
how big her pussy was,she failed the maths test so he told her to get lost tht her pussy was as big as a train and his cock wud go missing up there |
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"...see if her newly developed party trick of peeing while standing up would impress him as much as it impressed herself, or if it would actually... "
Turn him on so much that he would want her to pee all over his ... |
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"...see if her newly developed party trick of peeing while standing up would impress him as much as it impressed herself, or if it would actually...
Turn him on so much that he would want her to pee all over his ... "
big fungus filled toe lol |
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"Which ment he had to leave his socks on while having sex ...."
...but since he had run out of condoms, he found it was always useful to have a sock nearby, although women always complained when he.. |
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"Which ment he had to leave his socks on while having sex ....
...but since he had run out of condoms, he found it was always useful to have a sock nearby, although women always complained when he.. "
Asked to to sniff the sick to make sure it was fresh enough for his erect cock ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"wiped his cock on their net curtains. and limped one socked away into the night"
he was limping across the rd when he got a bang of a car!the wheel ran over his cock and squashed it,he bled to death
the end |
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"wiped his cock on their net curtains. and limped one socked away into the night
he was limping across the rd when he got a bang of a car!the wheel ran over his cock and squashed it,he bled to death
the end "
It turned out to be his last ever bang. RIP |
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By *aid backMan
over a year ago
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"wiped his cock on their net curtains. and limped one socked away into the night
he was limping across the rd when he got a bang of a car!the wheel ran over his cock and squashed it,he bled to death
the end "
the end needed to be replaced but the shaft was ok. a dodgy doctor in Venezuela prefromed the operation. little did he know that the the end they grafted on came from a rabid howler monkey. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"wiped his cock on their net curtains. and limped one socked away into the night
he was limping across the rd when he got a bang of a car!the wheel ran over his cock and squashed it,he bled to death
the end
the end needed to be replaced but the shaft was ok. a dodgy doctor in Venezuela prefromed the operation. little did he know that the the end they grafted on came from a rabid howler monkey. "
after a few wks his cock healed and he was able to have sex again,he was thrilled but ever time he had a hard on his cock howled like a monkey,how cud he meet girls now??they wud think he was a freak with a howling cock so he ..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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She smiled and said so have I and did it anyway. Her expert tongue did the trick not only was it cooled and straightened but it had stopped howling to. But now he had an urge to |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A black sharpie to fill in the zebra's missing stripes"
,but in a flash down dropped one of those cheeky monkeys from the trees above,& snapped the feckin sharpie out of his hand and.....
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By (user no longer on site)
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Swinging from tree to tree made its way to Linda the vets office where Seamus was still distracted by his phone call to his mother that he never noticed the cheeky monkey sneaking in the window and......... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"and the 14" dildo the monkey was brandishing......
as Seamus bent over the table, the monkey had an idea...."
...He whipped out the Sharpie & drew a big Mexican moustache accross his bare ass cheeks... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"and the 14" dildo the monkey was brandishing......
as Seamus bent over the table, the monkey had an idea....
...He whipped out the Sharpie & drew a big Mexican moustache accross his bare ass cheeks..."
rammed the dildo up his hole and said ...take that pepa .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On this... seamus let out a yelp.. Jumped out the window and fell on Garda Sinead"
Garda sinead was saved by the fact he landed on her huge tits. .. mmm she said. . Hello big boy you can. .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Sinead was not happy being landed on by seamus and decided to take him into custody for destruction of private property. He had fallen on her left side and managed to move one of her newly implanted breasts, instead of them being side by side they were now one on top of the other and it was a frighting site |
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By *umps OP Man
over a year ago
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Meanwhile with Seamus in custody... Gail the receptionist who had a crush on Seamus was making plans to get Seamus's attention.. She had plans to visit a witch doctor that very afternoon to make Seamus fall in love with her.
Little did she know that her sister.. Garda Sinead had him in custody.. And Sinead had always taking Gail's boyfriends when they were growing up.. |
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By *umps OP Man
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Soon afterward Seamus sat on the prison bed.. And before long he was asleep.. Suddenly he woke and screamed that he was intitled to one phone call... The scream was so loud that it even starled Garda Sinead.. Who was having forty winks herself.. She want to see Seamus and he asked her politely ( not that he wanted to) about the phone call he was allowed... She said to him..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Seamus by this time was starving and began gnawing on the prison bars, Sinead by this stage was so annoyed that she couldn't get her breasts to sit right that she asked for Seamus help. She pushed on breast through on bar and one through the other and told him to pull, |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Gail the receptionist ,dildo in one hand and hand cuffs in the other. ... and behind her a black zebra brandishing a Sharpie..... with a very horny looking monkey in its back.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Gail the receptionist ,dildo in one hand and hand cuffs in the other. ... and behind her a black zebra brandishing a Sharpie..... with a very horny looking monkey in its back...."
Although Seamus had been involved in orgies before, this was beyond anything he'd seen before......the monkey slapped the dildo in his hand suggestively...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Even though seamus had the urge to take her and seduce her fully his imagination was going wild how many ways and places that he could do it in.. since he was a gent.. he decided slowly to undress her and slowly suck n nibble away at what is to be one hot steamy session.. naughty bad boy..  |
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"Even though seamus had the urge to take her and seduce her fully his imagination was going wild how many ways and places that he could do it in.. since he was a gent.. he decided slowly to undress her and slowly suck n nibble away at what is to be one hot steamy session.. naughty bad boy.. "
...but then he realised he'd never undressed a zebra before, so it was a stroke of luck that Gail, the receptionist, was there, although every time he looked at her he thought of Gail from Coronation Street, and he always felt a... |
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By *umps OP Man
over a year ago
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Vomit coming up his throat everytime he thought of Gail from coronation street...with much effort he though of something else to pass the sickness in his stomach...he was thinking about the time..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Gail from coronation street had a threesome with him and deirdre. .. and she showed him why her neck sinews stood out as she demonstrated. .."
her deepthroat skills on a cricket bat |
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By *umps OP Man
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...Take this and hold it in your hand... seamus had no idea what it was.. And never seen anything that resembles it.. The zebra gave him the manual for the device...which he preceded to read from start to finish.. With every page turned with a shocked impression on his face.... He turned and looked at Gail.. Who was smiling ear to ear... Did she understand it he though... When he asked she said...... |
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"Mmmm said the zebra. ... (of course he's a talking zebra ffs!) I want you to. .."
use that cricket bat like a paddle on me while I tell you a joke...,
Whats black n white n red all over???
A zebra thats been beaten with a paddle!! 
Upon hearing the joke Seamus....... |
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The bear trap her daddy made her wear to scare off any wanton men, the contraption had his hand caught like a vice as he squeeled like a piggy, Sinead managed to free herself from the bars and began to snog the zebra as the monkey |
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"The bear trap her daddy made her wear to scare off any wanton men, the contraption had his hand caught like a vice as he squeeled like a piggy, Sinead managed to free herself from the bars and began to snog the zebra as the monkey"
began to feel faint, seeing the blood pouring from Seamus' arm....... |
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"Sinead managed to free herself from the bars and began to snog the zebra as the monkey
began to feel faint, seeing the blood pouring from Seamus' arm......."
Gail (who was secretly a Vampire) smooched over beside Seamus and under the pretence of trying to administer first aid to his injured arm she started to drink his fresh blood. In the confusion no-one noticed Gail sucking the life out of Seamus until.... |
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...Sinéad coughed and they both looked at her and asked "who the fuck are you, and how did you get into our story?" before Séamus suddenly realised he had two horny women in the room with him and he decided to pull out his.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Already very sore and battered cock bestiality really is not his thing but sometimes a man has gotta do what a man can do. Gail and her sister Sinead start to pull on Seamuses legs he heard a ripping sound and an extreme pain shot through his |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Already very sore and battered cock bestiality really is not his thing but sometimes a man has gotta do what a man can do. Gail and her sister Sinead start to pull on Seamuses legs he heard a ripping sound and an extreme pain shot through his "
right hand as he thought was about to cum he had a dreaded dose of wankers cramp only curable by .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Yum said the monkey (Yes he talks too ffs) take it deep and hard. ... just how I like it.. and while he's doing that sinead i want you to take the dildo and. .. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"they said their setting up hme in the hairs on my ass hole "
Gail produced her trusty magnifying glass and observed the talking craps currently laying the founds for their new home in John's ass crack..... |
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By *umps OP Man
over a year ago
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And Seamus then said that he wanted a look at his asshole.... But john then punched seamus in the face...and then Gail jumped on John...screaming at him....but then Sinead then started hitting Gail with the fish... And the Monkey said to the zebra..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Sticks his very long tongue down seamus boxers. .. and sinead and John stop to watch..... meanwhile the monkey turns to the zebra. .. while swinging the huge dildo around his head and says. ..... |
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"They are all acting like pure animals here! Shall we go find somewhere a little quiter and we can..........."
...continue that discussion we started about the merits or otherwise of following a Keynsian economic policy, as well as one about the legitimacy or otherwise of the Government of Ireland Act, 1920, and what became of the boundary commission, and maybe follow up with a quick one dealing with the abuse of children by the Catholic clergy. Then we could... |
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See what pops up???? The zebra said to the monkey ...'oh you lil sweet talker you. You really know how to turn a cheeky monkey on!'. With that the monkey hopped up on the zebras back and the pair of them......... |
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"See what pops up???? The zebra said to the monkey ...'oh you lil sweet talker you. You really know how to turn a cheeky monkey on!'. With that the monkey hopped up on the zebras back and the pair of them........."
...just sat there because he was the laziest zebra in the world and what he really wanted was.. |
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"See what pops up???? The zebra said to the monkey ...'oh you lil sweet talker you. You really know how to turn a cheeky monkey on!'. With that the monkey hopped up on the zebras back and the pair of them.........
...just sat there because he was the laziest zebra in the world and what he really wanted was.. "
to be able to use the word beastiality in pms. After all he was a beast ffs...... |
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"See what pops up???? The zebra said to the monkey ...'oh you lil sweet talker you. You really know how to turn a cheeky monkey on!'. With that the monkey hopped up on the zebras back and the pair of them.........
...just sat there because he was the laziest zebra in the world and what he really wanted was..
to be able to use the word beastiality in pms. After all he was a beast ffs......"
but he couldn't as the fab gestapo were keeping a tight hold on mail content so he started a thread on fab about bestiality..... |
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"Other than arrange a gang bang down the local zoo. ... so he asked. ..."
...the parish priest if he'd announce it on the altar on Sunday, as that way he'd be guaranteed a good turn out, and sure "you might pop along yourself, father", but the priest looked at him and said... |
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"Other than arrange a gang bang down the local zoo. ... so he asked. ...
...the parish priest if he'd announce it on the altar on Sunday, as that way he'd be guaranteed a good turn out, and sure "you might pop along yourself, father", but the priest looked at him and said... "
To be sure. . To be sure. . But make sure no one tells the Sunday world! !! And then he. ... |
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Quietly whispered to Seamus 'Im rather partial to a gangbang. Im a bit out of practice tho. Would you mind doing me a favour Seamus?' with that he dropped his trousers; whipped out his lad and...... |
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And garda sinead said
Ello Ello Ello
What's going on here then. ... can I join in? They all started to get into position when suddenly the zebra appeared and said
Excuse me guys but can anyone. .... |
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"And garda sinead said
Ello Ello Ello
What's going on here then. ... can I join in? They all started to get into position when suddenly the zebra appeared and said
Excuse me guys but can anyone. ...."
...tell me if there's A B&Q in Drogheda. "I don't know" said Séamus, "but there's two Ds in Dundalk", and then he... |
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By *umps OP Man
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Down Seamus's mouth and throat to get his balls back into place...but unfortuntely for Seamus the monkey was still attached to the dildo as John rammed the dildo down seamus mouth...as John was pushing it down.. The monkey was pulling it up..like a tug of war.. So Sinead slapped the monkey with the fish she had...the monkey then turned and faced Sinead... And....
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And said" what the fuck gives with the fish! !?"
Whereupon the giraffe sauntered over. .... Bent down... rolled his very large tongue over his lips before proceeding to. ... |
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And one of that ass in the post above! !!
Just then John and fish decide they are going to take charge of the whole party and start to get everyone lined up so they could all begin too ...... |
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