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when a woman gets a vibrator its seen as a bit of naughty fun, but when a lad orders a 240 volt fuckmaster pro 5000, blow up latex doll with 6 speed pulsating pussy, elasticated anus with non drip semen collection tray together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, he is called a pervert??? |
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"when a woman gets a vibrator its seen as a bit of naughty fun, but when a lad orders a 240 volt fuckmaster pro 5000, blow up latex doll with 6 speed pulsating pussy, elasticated anus with non drip semen collection tray together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, he is called a pervert???"
jaysus boi there'll be no juice left in the
mains with you riding that thing 
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"when a woman gets a vibrator its seen as a bit of naughty fun, but when a lad orders a 240 volt fuckmaster pro 5000, blow up latex doll with 6 speed pulsating pussy, elasticated anus with non drip semen collection tray together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, he is called a pervert???"
I am crying laughing at this. I actually can't contain it. Thank you for the post. Classic.  |
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"when a woman gets a vibrator its seen as a bit of naughty fun, but when a lad orders a 240 volt fuckmaster pro 5000, blow up latex doll with 6 speed pulsating pussy, elasticated anus with non drip semen collection tray together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, he is called a pervert???
I am crying laughing at this. I actually can't contain it. Thank you for the post.
Classic. "
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Oh sweet lamb of God, CorkTippMan your a legend. I'm after destroying my boxers laughing at this, and no sooner had I looked back at your previous posts, and read the one about your pal and the mini bar fridge, I just wrote off the rug in stitches laughing. No really! Please continue to post. What a breath of fresh air. |
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"Oh sweet lamb of God, CorkTippMan your a legend. I'm after destroying my boxers laughing at this, and no sooner had I looked back at your previous posts, and read the one about your pal and the mini bar fridge, I just wrote off the rug in stitches laughing. No really! Please continue to post. What a breath of fresh air. "
dear god man it was classic but shredding your trunks over it |
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"Lmfao
ohhh im glad I read this its hilarious.
Can this blow up doll verify u.
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hi fantasy would a recording of the surround sound be verification enough?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"when a woman gets a vibrator its seen as a bit of naughty fun, but when a lad orders a 240 volt fuckmaster pro 5000, blow up latex doll with 6 speed pulsating pussy, elasticated anus with non drip semen collection tray together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, he is called a pervert???"
omg thats hilarious...love it!! such detail...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"when a woman gets a vibrator its seen as a bit of naughty fun, but when a lad orders a 240 volt fuckmaster pro 5000, blow up latex doll with 6 speed pulsating pussy, elasticated anus with non drip semen collection tray together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, he is called a pervert???"
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By *ilderMan
over a year ago
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"when a woman gets a vibrator its seen as a bit of naughty fun, but when a lad orders a 240 volt fuckmaster pro 5000, blow up latex doll with 6 speed pulsating pussy, elasticated anus with non drip semen collection tray together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, he is called a pervert???
how much are they?"
Very expensive. But worth every penny!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"when a woman gets a vibrator its seen as a bit of naughty fun, but when a lad orders a 240 volt fuckmaster pro 5000, blow up latex doll with 6 speed pulsating pussy, elasticated anus with non drip semen collection tray together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, he is called a pervert???
how much are they?
Very expensive. But worth every penny!!!! "
whats yur one called then?are they high maintenance?lol |
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By *ilderMan
over a year ago
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"when a woman gets a vibrator its seen as a bit of naughty fun, but when a lad orders a 240 volt fuckmaster pro 5000, blow up latex doll with 6 speed pulsating pussy, elasticated anus with non drip semen collection tray together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, he is called a pervert???
how much are they?
Very expensive. But worth every penny!!!!
whats yur one called then?are they high maintenance?lol"
I'd prefer not to name her for fear of getting too emotionally attached. As for high maintenance, a weekly rub down with baby wipes and she's good to go!!! But then we shower together daily anyway... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"when a woman gets a vibrator its seen as a bit of naughty fun, but when a lad orders a 240 volt fuckmaster pro 5000, blow up latex doll with 6 speed pulsating pussy, elasticated anus with non drip semen collection tray together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, he is called a pervert???
how much are they?
Very expensive. But worth every penny!!!!
whats yur one called then?are they high maintenance?lol
I'd prefer not to name her for fear of getting too emotionally attached. As for high maintenance, a weekly rub down with baby wipes and she's good to go!!! But then we shower together daily anyway... "
she sounds like the perfect playmate! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"when a woman gets a vibrator its seen as a bit of naughty fun, but when a lad orders a 240 volt fuckmaster pro 5000, blow up latex doll with 6 speed pulsating pussy, elasticated anus with non drip semen collection tray together with optional built in realistic orgasm scream surround sound system, he is called a pervert???
how much are they?
Very expensive. But worth every penny!!!!
whats yur one called then?are they high maintenance?lol
I'd prefer not to name her for fear of getting too emotionally attached. As for high maintenance, a weekly rub down with baby wipes and she's good to go!!! But then we shower together daily
anyway... "
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