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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok, I start with my first story then!
Arranged a meet but I got my period early. I called him to cancel but he said he doesn't mind. My period usually makes me hornier anyway, so I gladly met up in the hotel.
We started fooling around, he put his hand in my panties and after a while playing he took the hand out... he saw the blood on it, turned completely white and fainted for about 3 seconds!!!
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By *ean299Man
over a year ago
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"Ok, I start with my first story then!
Arranged a meet but I got my period early. I called him to cancel but he said he doesn't mind. My period usually makes me hornier anyway, so I gladly met up in the hotel.
We started fooling around, he put his hand in my panties and after a while playing he took the hand out... he saw the blood on it, turned completely white and fainted for about 3 seconds!!!
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ha ha very good. Hope he recovered and was able to continue. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok, I start with my first story then!
Arranged a meet but I got my period early. I called him to cancel but he said he doesn't mind. My period usually makes me hornier anyway, so I gladly met up in the hotel.
We started fooling around, he put his hand in my panties and after a while playing he took the hand out... he saw the blood on it, turned completely white and fainted for about 3 seconds!!!
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lol  ah its own fault, he was warned!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mine is funnier than shocking, during a meet when i was here before, after round one we were having a bit of a laugh, awaiting my recovery, she managed to slap me in the balls and over the head with a black dildo, apparently by mistake. So fkin funny i kinda liked the ball slap |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok, I start with my first story then!
Arranged a meet but I got my period early. I called him to cancel but he said he doesn't mind. My period usually makes me hornier anyway, so I gladly met up in the hotel.
We started fooling around, he put his hand in my panties and after a while playing he took the hand out... he saw the blood on it, turned completely white and fainted for about 3 seconds!!!
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here sitting in my kitchen after work,think i almost choked on my sandwich!!! Pmsl....still laughing!!!! |
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While in position with one knee on the bed and one foot on the floor I felt something squishy between my toes. I looked down to find that I had put my foot on a half eaten dinner. I changed position only to find the same thing happened again. I had a closer look only to find five or six plates of half eaten food under the bed and there was quite a whiff off some of them having been disturbed. Feeling a bit queasy I made my excuses and went to the bathroom to gather my strength again. Dear sweet mother of all that's Holy, that was the worst move I ever made. It was like someone had dropped a bomb load of shit in the middle of it! I've never seen anything quite as bad as it in my life. I made my apologies and ran like the wind! I was retching as I legged it out the door, and it still makes me gag when I think of it.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was asked to drink cum from a condom. I thought it an unusual request
have had a few unusual requests but nothing has totally shocked me yet  "
any funny stories instead then?? |
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over a year ago
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"I dont no if this fits the thread but i kimda been shocked on a meet.shocked by myself.I fuckin fainted out cold
Came to with cpl staring down at me.now they were definetly shocked
After steading myself a bit and assuring them I was fine we started to have some fun.or I tried to rather.que more
It was all I cud do to keep myself upright never mind my cock
Anyhoos she ended up putting me to bed like a baby.
In my defence it was durin a very stressful time and they plied me with booze
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you were able to keep going after? or did they put you to bed before? |
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"While in position with one knee on the bed and one foot on the floor I felt something squishy between my toes. I looked down to find that I had put my foot on a half eaten dinner. I changed position only to find the same thing happened again. I had a closer look only to find five or six plates of half eaten food under the bed and there was quite a whiff off some of them having been disturbed. Feeling a bit queasy I made my excuses and went to the bathroom to gather my strength again. Dear sweet mother of all that's Holy, that was the worst move I ever made. It was like someone had dropped a bomb load of shit in the middle of it! I've never seen anything quite as bad as it in my life. I made my apologies and ran like the wind! I was retching as I legged it out the door, and it still makes me gag when I think of it.
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she sounds like a peach, got her number handy? |
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"While in position with one knee on the bed and one foot on the floor I felt something squishy between my toes. I looked down to find that I had put my foot on a half eaten dinner. I changed position only to find the same thing happened again. I had a closer look only to find five or six plates of half eaten food under the bed and there was quite a whiff off some of them having been disturbed. Feeling a bit queasy I made my excuses and went to the bathroom to gather my strength again. Dear sweet mother of all that's Holy, that was the worst move I ever made. It was like someone had dropped a bomb load of shit in the middle of it! I've never seen anything quite as bad as it in my life. I made my apologies and ran like the wind! I was retching as I legged it out the door, and it still makes me gag when I think of it.
she sounds like a peach, got her number handy? "
It's Michael. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm 5'3 so I'm kinda small to be fair and I do like my heels!! They kill my feet but I love them!!
Anyways chattin to a nice guy he seemed cute n sexy with a naughty glint in his eyes! We arranged to meet in hotel bar n he walked in!! Omg he was tiny!!
Like under 5 foot i nearly had heart attack, I was instantly turned off, i kno that sounds awful but I just couldn't do it lol |
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"While in position with one knee on the bed and one foot on the floor I felt something squishy between my toes. I looked down to find that I had put my foot on a half eaten dinner. I changed position only to find the same thing happened again. I had a closer look only to find five or six plates of half eaten food under the bed and there was quite a whiff off some of them having been disturbed. Feeling a bit queasy I made my excuses and went to the bathroom to gather my strength again. Dear sweet mother of all that's Holy, that was the worst move I ever made. It was like someone had dropped a bomb load of shit in the middle of it! I've never seen anything quite as bad as it in my life. I made my apologies and ran like the wind! I was retching as I legged it out the door, and it still makes me gag when I think of it.
she sounds like a peach, got her number handy?
It's Michael."
you mean he was just describing a wank at his house, but attributed the mess to a fictional lady? Shame on
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While on a meet I'd met on a different site about a year ago. I'd met the woman at her house as we were about to start she told me she always let her dog lick her pussy before sex  I was huh sorry what did you say thinking I'd misheard but no her dog would get jealous if she didn't. I couldn't believe it but very quickly made some lame excuse and got out |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"While in position with one knee on the bed and one foot on the floor I felt something squishy between my toes. I looked down to find that I had put my foot on a half eaten dinner. I changed position only to find the same thing happened again. I had a closer look only to find five or six plates of half eaten food under the bed and there was quite a whiff off some of them having been disturbed. Feeling a bit queasy I made my excuses and went to the bathroom to gather my strength again. Dear sweet mother of all that's Holy, that was the worst move I ever made. It was like someone had dropped a bomb load of shit in the middle of it! I've never seen anything quite as bad as it in my life. I made my apologies and ran like the wind! I was retching as I legged it out the door, and it still makes me gag when I think of it.
she sounds like a peach, got her number handy?
It's Michael.
you mean he was just describing a wank at his house, but attributed the mess to a fictional lady? Shame on
him "
Sorry, I misheard. I meant his name is Michael not Andy. |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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While playing with a Cpl once she was riding him cow girt with such a slapable ass i delivered a sharp but pleasurable wack to first one cheek then the other rubbing it to sooth the sting i delivered a second and third asking if she liked it she moaned her approval proceeding to deliver sharp slaps she rode him franticly pushing down to his rising thrusts as she rose up he thrust up i slapped and got him straight in the nuts ouchhhhhh thankfully we all saw the funny side and burst out laughing |
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By *al2001Man
over a year ago
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"I dont no if this fits the thread but i kimda been shocked on a meet.shocked by myself.I fuckin fainted out cold
Came to with cpl staring down at me.now they were definetly shocked
After steading myself a bit and assuring them I was fine we started to have some fun.or I tried to rather.que more
It was all I cud do to keep myself upright never mind my cock
Anyhoos she ended up putting me to bed like a baby.
In my defence it was durin a very stressful time and they plied me with booze
you were able to keep going after? or did they put you to bed before? "
No I wasnt able for anythin and I was put to bed.tucked in and everythin.
This was in their house and I was in spare room .
Woke up with big bump on me head, slunk quietly down the stairs and the front door was locked.went out patio door and scaled a very high wall to get out of their garden.for a few horrible minutes it looked like I wudnt make it over the wall but with sheer willpower made it.
Salt of the earth cpl and still friends.I redeemed myself many times after that fiasco
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"While in position with one knee on the bed and one foot on the floor I felt something squishy between my toes. I looked down to find that I had put my foot on a half eaten dinner. I changed position only to find the same thing happened again. I had a closer look only to find five or six plates of half eaten food under the bed and there was quite a whiff off some of them having been disturbed. Feeling a bit queasy I made my excuses and went to the bathroom to gather my strength again. Dear sweet mother of all that's Holy, that was the worst move I ever made. It was like someone had dropped a bomb load of shit in the middle of it! I've never seen anything quite as bad as it in my life. I made my apologies and ran like the wind! I was retching as I legged it out the door, and it still makes me gag when I think of it.
she sounds like a peach, got her number handy?
It's Michael.
you mean he was just describing a wank at his house, but attributed the mess to a fictional lady? Shame on
him
Sorry, I misheard. I meant his name is Michael not Andy."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"At one of our parties in a very posh Appartment.. we had 3 PADDY WAGONS ( COPS ) arrive to kick us out lol
now that was FKN SHOCKING !!!!  "
Did they not want to join in |
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was on a meet one with a couple , turns out she was a squirter.. any way we get down to business and she does her thing the hubby arrives with a pile of kitchen roll and starts giving out to her for making a mess and wrecking the bed again
surprisingly she lost the mood they had a row and I made my exit  |
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On a meet just finished deed an she asked for load in her mouth of course being gentleman I am I obliged but I think she not allow for heavy cummer she gagged grabbed facecloth from bed an unloaded into that then I were told quick get your clothes on shit that the time mum be home too which no time front door key start turning barely got all on thank fook door opens I'm standing leaning talking away looking out window she's in bed not a stitch tells the man this me friend I'm unwell he came over see was I alright I'm dying at window going yeah yeah that's it she fine now mother comes in nice too meet you sits on bed says work was busy as hell she still sweating picks up the fooking facecloth an rubs every part of her face neck back of neck an asks what's this for an what u have on it well needless too say I crippled had too shoot out room so fooking quick not even one excuse could I think of |
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"I dont no if this fits the thread but i kimda been shocked on a meet.shocked by myself.I fuckin fainted out cold
Came to with cpl staring down at me.now they were definetly shocked
After steading myself a bit and assuring them I was fine we started to have some fun.or I tried to rather.que more
It was all I cud do to keep myself upright never mind my cock
Anyhoos she ended up putting me to bed like a baby.
In my defence it was durin a very stressful time and they plied me with booze
you were able to keep going after? or did they put you to bed before?
No I wasnt able for anythin and I was put to bed.tucked in and everythin.
This was in their house and I was in spare room .
Woke up with big bump on me head, slunk quietly down the stairs and the front door was locked.went out patio door and scaled a very high wall to get out of their garden.for a few horrible minutes it looked like I wudnt make it over the wall but with sheer willpower made it.
Salt of the earth cpl and still friends.I redeemed myself many times after that fiasco
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haha! I love happy endings |
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