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I was told that my real father was the chimney sweeper....
only to find out as a teenager that in fact I had a different father but he was a man of science and not a chimney sweeper 
I don't have kids myself so only told a few little lies to my nephew... |
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My parents tried to tell me for yrs that my mum was not pregnant went they got married. I know for yrs the correct yr
It was only when I got pregnant with my oldest daughter. I got "there is something you should know "by my mother when she told me the truth eventually.
I told her "I already knew "Telling my daughter I was 24 loosing my virginity to her father. She believed me I was 22
Having her obviously maths ain't her best subject
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I was working outside an apartment block one day last summer and a woman with whom I had had a run in before was trying to get her two sons to either do something or stop doing something, but a number of times I heard her say "the man is going to be cross" or "the man will come and get you" so I decided to go over and tell the kids that I didn't give a shit what they did. She wasn't impressed and telephoned the management company to complain. It was a liberating moment for me. I hate that crap about "the man" being cross or whatever, and I have seen so many people do it. Grrr! |
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When out in the car for a long drive. We would get hungry ask dad could he stop for dinner he always tell us no matter where we were he knew a great place bout half hour away it was always closed so we'd go on for another hour till we got something. Have used the same so can actually get where am going lol works a treat as they think it's not too far. Lol   |
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"I grew up thinkin I had a famous da turned out he was locked up for murder prefared thinkin he was famous ha
Could be famous for the wrong reasons "
that's exactly what it was only pic I hav of him is from a cut out in a newspaper with murder wrote up over it the scumbag ha |
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"I grew up thinkin I had a famous da turned out he was locked up for murder prefared thinkin he was famous ha
Could be famous for the wrong reasons that's exactly what it was only pic I hav of him is from a cut out in a newspaper with murder wrote up over it the scumbag ha "
Lol jesus thats harsh |
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"I grew up thinkin I had a famous da turned out he was locked up for murder prefared thinkin he was famous ha
Could be famous for the wrong reasons that's exactly what it was only pic I hav of him is from a cut out in a newspaper with murder wrote up over it the scumbag ha
Lol jesus thats harsh"
haha jus a lil bit |
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I was told the car had a self destruct button.. I used to play in the car pushing all the buttons pretending to drive... I was always I'm the professionals chasing baddies but regardless I never touched this one button... Just in case |
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"I was told the car had a self destruct button.. I used to play in the car pushing all the buttons pretending to drive... I was always I'm the professionals chasing baddies but regardless I never touched this one button... Just in case"
What was it? |
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My parents told me Santa was real and even filmed him. I tell my kids he is just the delivery man for all the presents mummy and daddy buy them.
I tell them they like food they have never tried too just like I was. |
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"I was told the car had a self destruct button.. I used to play in the car pushing all the buttons pretending to drive... I was always I'm the professionals chasing baddies but regardless I never touched this one button... Just in case
What was it? "
a mark two escort |
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"I was told the car had a self destruct button.. I used to play in the car pushing all the buttons pretending to drive... I was always I'm the professionals chasing baddies but regardless I never touched this one button... Just in case
What was it? a mark two escort"
The button, ya numpty! What was the button?  |
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"I was told the car had a self destruct button.. I used to play in the car pushing all the buttons pretending to drive... I was always I'm the professionals chasing baddies but regardless I never touched this one button... Just in case
What was it? a mark two escort
The button, ya numpty! What was the button? "
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"I was told the car had a self destruct button.. I used to play in the car pushing all the buttons pretending to drive... I was always I'm the professionals chasing baddies but regardless I never touched this one button... Just in case
What was it? a mark two escort
The button, ya numpty! What was the button? "
I don't know... But to me if I pressed it it was certain death... Maybe it wasn't a lie... Guess we will never know |
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"I was told the car had a self destruct button.. I used to play in the car pushing all the buttons pretending to drive... I was always I'm the professionals chasing baddies but regardless I never touched this one button... Just in case
What was it? a mark two escort
The button, ya numpty! What was the button? I don't know... But to me if I pressed it it was certain death... Maybe it wasn't a lie... Guess we will never know "
Ah here. I give up!  |
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