"Jayus holy sweet mother u definitely need a licence for a weapon like that
see now u have us all doubting our manliness  "
First thing tomorrow I'm changing to a girl's profile. I can't compete with that!  |
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"Can't believe you drink zero. You'd need one hell of a sugar rush to keep that one afloat. 
It is a thing of beauty though xx
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only started drinking zero today lol |
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"Can't believe you drink zero. You'd need one hell of a sugar rush to keep that one afloat.
It is a thing of beauty though xx
only started drinking zero today lol "
Fancy a drink?  |
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over a year ago
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As bad as it sounds makes me think of a old rhyme
Good King Billy
Had a 10ft willy
He showed it to the girl next door
She thought it was a snake
Cut it with a rake
Now it's only 6ft 4
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Well, I'm quite comfortable in my sexuality when i say that i'd be interested in seeing that in person, you know for verification purposes, as you know pictures can be faked*
I'm also reminded of the fact that while Ms Slut probably wouldnt say no to a big cock, she says my once "just fits". In fact her favourite dildo is one of similar shape and size to me.
So yeah, thats making me feel a bit better.
Seriously though, mother of devine jesus.
*(not that i'm accusing him of having fakes, just, you know, there's a possibility.) |
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over a year ago
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"I wonder where would I buy some zero now, this minute? It's got to be worth a try!
Here if zero gives you that I'm getting a case  "
Feck the Coke Zero... I'm getting a Coke 10!!!   |
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over a year ago
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I think this thread proves that women are happy to make do with that they have, but they wont turn down the chance of a big one.
Men have that same way of thinking with tits.
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All I have in my head is that blasted eminem song...would the real slim shady please stand up!!...
Although feck if he stood up could do some damage lmao |
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over a year ago
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Holywood not that bloody far from Lisburn lol
When you're up hot n horny we could act as a judging panel! Obviously a terrible job. . Brut we would it for the girls lol! !! |
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