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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Guys sending Mrs cock picks saying "length of sky remote" etc but their picture shows it measuring from their ass hole nearly. I would measure from my stomach, where would ye consider the correct area to measure from?
And what is average and above average?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guys sending Mrs cock picks saying "length of sky remote" etc but their picture shows it measuring from their ass hole nearly. I would measure from my stomach, where would ye consider the correct area to measure from?
And what is average and above
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Heard it on ray darcy that the average was 6. Not sure if that was lrish cock or worldwide or if that would even alter things. Measure from stomach. Anyone that is over 8 inches obviously measures from their ass hole  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guys sending Mrs cock picks saying "length of sky remote" etc but their picture shows it measuring from their ass hole nearly. I would measure from my stomach, where would ye consider the correct area to measure from?
And what is average and above average?
First time to post on the forum "
Welcome! The sky remote thing is an inside joke. Anyone sending pics like that in a serious manner should be scorned. |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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Welcome to the fourms
as for cock pics will u not be sending them till ye are asked
oh wait forget that the wimin love cock pic attach at leas ten cock pics with sky remotes ,beer bottles and aerosols that way u give them a better chance to delete the wankers  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guys sending Mrs cock picks saying "length of sky remote" etc but their picture shows it measuring from their ass hole nearly. I would measure from my stomach, where would ye consider the correct area to measure from?
And what is average and above average?
First time to post on the forum "
if a guy sent me a pic measuring his cock id laugh at him and ignore him!think its stupid! |
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Where does this end. When my cock is hard the last thing I want to do is take out a measuring tape lol. Let the woman decide I say when it starts coming up her throat then its def to long otherwise stop the measuring game and just get on and use it. |
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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago
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"Come to ours we could have a measureing party....metric or imperial?you choose is that An offer then? "
sorry ment kildarecpl....but maybe you could come too..we could use you as a yard stick so to speak lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you thought it was above average and measured only to find out its not! how gutted would you be lol.
Really, why measure. Stick it in someone and ask them to guess!
Not their ear though! Or eye!
Do you have to get measured for posh boxers or something? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The old argument about where to measure from.
Years ago I was swinging with my then partner and I met a couple who brought another male with them. I told them I was about 6 inch's (measure from stomach) was told other male was 9 inch's. We all met up and the female was surprised to see my cock was the same size as the supposedly 9 incher.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Watched an episode of 'Embarrassing Bodies' last night.
Correct way to measure is from the tummy out.
And apparently the smaller when flacid is generally the largest when erect!!!
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"Watched an episode of 'Embarrassing Bodies' last night.
Correct way to measure is from the tummy out.
And apparently the smaller when flacid is generally the largest when erect!!!
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I wouldn't mind Dr. Pixie measuring mine. There's something about that woman, although maybe I just want to slap her with it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not sure which way sounds best
800 MM or
a fifth of a metre
Quite obviously 800mm would sound best since it would be 4 times longer than one fifth of a metre  "
Depends which end of the metre stick you start from I suppose.... Mind you... Anyone using a metre stick to measure their cock probably requires some sort of medical intervention  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Think most women would find 800mm difficult to take .It would come out their mouth. 32 ins is def what I call well endowed just make sure not to step on it lol "
Lmao 32" yeah may be a bit if a stretch lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not sure which way sounds best
800 MM or
a fifth of a metre
Quite obviously 800mm would sound best since it would be 4 times longer than one fifth of a metre "
ah feck, ignore me was outta sorts. Meant 200 mm. 800 mn would kill her fs |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"Forget the measuring tapes the guy on the appreciation thread is looking for a metre stick 
He could use your post on virgin one as a measuring guide!!!  "
haha by the time that lad reads that its not his virginity he be worried about loosing |
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