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By *vsnikki OP   TV/TS  over a year ago

Limavady

What is the worst you've been sent recently?

The shortest sent to me today was

"Hi"

(From a guy who claims to be straight!)

Narrowly passed in awfulness by the slightly longer "Hi Babe" that he sent an hour later. (Being called Babe or Hun is one of my most hated things.)

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By *imwildWoman  over a year ago

around

Wanna fuck???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I got "huge cock mate"

I don't even think it's that big

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By *ateatnight1055Man  over a year ago

Ballybrit

What's wrong with hi? Polite, shows interest, gives the opportunity to reply or ignore...

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By *imwildWoman  over a year ago

around


"What's wrong with hi? Polite, shows interest, gives the opportunity to reply or ignore... "

How many replies have u had from just hi??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I see more of u

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By *ateatnight1055Man  over a year ago

Ballybrit


"What's wrong with hi? Polite, shows interest, gives the opportunity to reply or ignore...

How many replies have u had from just hi??"

Lots as it goes. .. it's not my only line but sometimes you got nothing to go on so what the hell, why not? And hey? If I'm wrong for being polite, I guess I'll die wrong. But not a virgin so there ya go. ..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

we got (as did quite a few others I gather)"would love her to kick me in the balls while you watch"

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By *imwildWoman  over a year ago

around

My favorite is 'hope you catch aids and die slut' . My night in shining armour

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The shortest one I ever got had a . in the message box as they had written the whole message where the title of the message was meant to go and it cuts off after so many letters, I explained to them and they kept doing it anyway so I blocked them in the end, sheesh! lol

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By *ateatnight1055Man  over a year ago

Ballybrit


"My favorite is 'hope you catch aids and die slut' . My night in shining armour "
that's horrible! !!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What are you looking for here? ...if you gotta ask

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By *imwildWoman  over a year ago

around

The smiley face in text ()

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By *ateatnight1055Man  over a year ago

Ballybrit

No excuse for rude, stupid or downright nasty! I'll tell you what tho. This thread is making me think... I think I'd rather be polite but I guess I lack the intelligence to be polite and clever....

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By *andytownMan  over a year ago

Gods Own Country

One persons poor line might be another's shy line !

I reply to all with manners and a reasoning . Think it's only fair...

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By *imwildWoman  over a year ago

around


"One persons poor line might be another's shy line !

I reply to all with manners and a reasoning . Think it's only fair... "

so how would you reply to the 'aids' one???

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By *ateatnight1055Man  over a year ago

Ballybrit


"One persons poor line might be another's shy line !

I reply to all with manners and a reasoning . Think it's only fair... so how would you reply to the 'aids' one???"

My dad, from a totally different era, used to threaten to spit in your eye! But you know what?

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By *0shadesofashWoman  over a year ago

DUBLIN

With a body like that u must hav a face like a pit bull he was a sound bastard haha

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By *ateatnight1055Man  over a year ago

Ballybrit


"With a body like that u must hav a face like a pit bull he was a sound bastard haha "

Wha???

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By *0shadesofashWoman  over a year ago

DUBLIN

Haha he was lovely deleted his page an hour later

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By *ateatnight1055Man  over a year ago

Ballybrit

This is an education for me. Why the fec would you use some of these??? There's no logic at all!

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By *0shadesofashWoman  over a year ago

DUBLIN


"This is an education for me. Why the fec would you use some of these??? There's no logic at all!"
I'm not sure and I'm always very polite back to people no matter what they say but him that was like fuck no I went mad at him ha

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By *ateatnight1055Man  over a year ago

Ballybrit


"This is an education for me. Why the fec would you use some of these??? There's no logic at all! I'm not sure and I'm always very polite back to people no matter what they say but him that was like fuck no I went mad at him ha "
fec him! He was right about your body tho lol!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"One persons poor line might be another's shy line !

I reply to all with manners and a reasoning . Think it's only fair... so how would you reply to the 'aids' one???"

You could tell him that you can't catch AIDS, you can become infected with the virus HIV which may or may not develop into AIDS.

Failing that tell him to fuck himself.

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By *0shadesofashWoman  over a year ago

DUBLIN


"This is an education for me. Why the fec would you use some of these??? There's no logic at all! I'm not sure and I'm always very polite back to people no matter what they say but him that was like fuck no I went mad at him ha fec him! He was right about your body tho lol!"
he didn really say anything about my body I'm not sure what he was gettin at once he mentioned the pit bull haha

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By *ateatnight1055Man  over a year ago

Ballybrit


"This is an education for me. Why the fec would you use some of these??? There's no logic at all! I'm not sure and I'm always very polite back to people no matter what they say but him that was like fuck no I went mad at him ha fec him! He was right about your body tho lol! he didn really say anything about my body I'm not sure what he was gettin at once he mentioned the pit bull haha"
well you certainly haven't got a body like a pit bull! Lol

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By *0shadesofashWoman  over a year ago

DUBLIN


"This is an education for me. Why the fec would you use some of these??? There's no logic at all! I'm not sure and I'm always very polite back to people no matter what they say but him that was like fuck no I went mad at him ha fec him! He was right about your body tho lol! he didn really say anything about my body I'm not sure what he was gettin at once he mentioned the pit bull hahawell you certainly haven't got a body like a pit bull! Lol"
haha thank u makes me feel a bit better ha

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By *ateatnight1055Man  over a year ago

Ballybrit


"This is an education for me. Why the fec would you use some of these??? There's no logic at all! I'm not sure and I'm always very polite back to people no matter what they say but him that was like fuck no I went mad at him ha fec him! He was right about your body tho lol! he didn really say anything about my body I'm not sure what he was gettin at once he mentioned the pit bull hahawell you certainly haven't got a body like a pit bull! Lol haha thank u makes me feel a bit better ha"
you should never feel bad about shite like that! Always consider the source of an opinion. If you don't rate the source then why rate the opinion higher?

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By *0shadesofashWoman  over a year ago

DUBLIN

I didn feel bad I'm fine I don't let things especially over the net bother me

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By *rishCouple2kCouple  over a year ago

Berkshire

Can i fuck your wife??

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By *iktikiCouple  over a year ago

city centre


"we got (as did quite a few others I gather)"would love her to kick me in the balls while you watch" "
lick or kick ...??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

"Hay"

If you're gonna just write that at least spell it correctly!!!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan


""Hay"

If you're gonna just write that at least spell it correctly!!! "

Maybe he was implying that you're a cow?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""Hay"

If you're gonna just write that at least spell it correctly!!!

Maybe he was implying that you're a cow? "

Nice!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can i fuck your wife?? "

At least they have good taste , she is a very sexy lady

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan


""Hay"

If you're gonna just write that at least spell it correctly!!!

Maybe he was implying that you're a cow?

Nice! "

Just in case there's any confusion, I'm not implying that!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""Hay"

If you're gonna just write that at least spell it correctly!!!

Maybe he was implying that you're a cow?

Nice!

Just in case there's any confusion, I'm not implying that! "

I've been called worse

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By *imwildWoman  over a year ago

around

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By *imwildWoman  over a year ago

around


""Hay"

If you're gonna just write that at least spell it correctly!!!

Maybe he was implying that you're a cow?

Nice!

Just in case there's any confusion, I'm not implying that!

I've been called worse"

Dry!!!

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By *ickihubbyCouple  over a year ago

Dublin

The one liner message

"Horny"

OR the one message that pisses me off big time

"Send us Face pics"and the muppets have no profile pics r verification on their profile arrahhh drives us mad

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm never sending another message again I'm been slated here worse then the fuckers in Irish water

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What is the worst you've been sent recently?

The shortest sent to me today was

"Hi"

(From a guy who claims to be straight!)

Narrowly passed in awfulness by the slightly longer "Hi Babe" that he sent an hour later. (Being called Babe or Hun is one of my most hated things.)"

being called babe or hun doesnt bother me in the slightest!but messages like "ger here" annoy me!not even a hi or hello

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""Hay"

If you're gonna just write that at least spell it correctly!!!

Maybe he was implying that you're a cow? "

or horse,they eat hay too

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan


""Hay"

If you're gonna just write that at least spell it correctly!!!

Maybe he was implying that you're a cow?

or horse,they eat hay too "

Howya horse!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


""Hay"

If you're gonna just write that at least spell it correctly!!!

Maybe he was implying that you're a cow?

or horse,they eat hay too

Howya horse! "

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By *hickFlick25Woman  over a year ago

Dublin

Seems a trend for guys to pretend you were chatting before with "I know we were talking a while back but I was thinking of you the other day. Miss those blue eyes you showed me". FYI my eyes are brown lol!

I guess they've cottoned on that I block any guy who sends me the same shit intro message he sent me the day before and deleted.

I delete all messages from guys with 1 or less pictures, no / only 1 verifications or from person with no veris themselves (sometimes they make two profiles to verify each other, sad but true). No intro text also reason for delete. Or if I just don't fancy them. Always try to reply to couples even if not interested though! God I sound mean, only way to control inbox and not waste time on fakers or flakers!

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By *ohneybegoodMan  over a year ago

Dublin 14

Ah relax Hun

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By *heButterflyCoupleCouple  over a year ago

Wicklow

One couple in particular KEEPS messaging us the same "Hi how yous?" message OVER and OVER again. We have replied before, a couple of months ago, but we found the conversation lacking so we politely bowed out. I know you're all thinking, block them, but we don't want to be mean. We just keep deleting the incessant mails. Surely anyone would get the hint after not getting a reply for the last 10 times?? No??

Miss L

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By *al2001Man  over a year ago

kildare


"Seems a trend for guys to pretend you were chatting before with "I know we were talking a while back but I was thinking of you the other day. Miss those blue eyes you showed me". FYI my eyes are brown lol!

I guess they've cottoned on that I block any guy who sends me the same shit intro message he sent me the day before and deleted.

I delete all messages from guys with 1 or less pictures, no / only 1 verifications or from person with no veris themselves (sometimes they make two profiles to verify each other, sad but true). No intro text also reason for delete. Or if I just don't fancy them. Always try to reply to couples even if not interested though! God I sound mean, only way to control inbox and not waste time on fakers or flakers!"

I know we were talkin a while ago but I was thinkin of you the other day.and those brown eyes...

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By *ete burnsMan  over a year ago

derry


"Wanna fuck???"
nice boots

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

a few times we have got 'thanks for the wink' sent to us.... when we didn't wink.

When pulling the guy up on it usually silence... or 'yeah sorry was just chancing my arm cos wanted to chat'...

meh.. cop on let ya!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan


"a few times we have got 'thanks for the wink' sent to us.... when we didn't wink.

When pulling the guy up on it usually silence... or 'yeah sorry was just chancing my arm cos wanted to chat'...

meh.. cop on let ya! "

I'd say they just misspelled wank actually

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"a few times we have got 'thanks for the wink' sent to us.... when we didn't wink.

When pulling the guy up on it usually silence... or 'yeah sorry was just chancing my arm cos wanted to chat'...

meh.. cop on let ya!

I'd say they just misspelled wank actually "

now I feel like an eejit lol!, thanks for clearing that up Mick

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan


"a few times we have got 'thanks for the wink' sent to us.... when we didn't wink.

When pulling the guy up on it usually silence... or 'yeah sorry was just chancing my arm cos wanted to chat'...

meh.. cop on let ya!

I'd say they just misspelled wank actually

now I feel like an eejit lol!, thanks for clearing that up Mick "

At least they were thankful.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"a few times we have got 'thanks for the wink' sent to us.... when we didn't wink.

When pulling the guy up on it usually silence... or 'yeah sorry was just chancing my arm cos wanted to chat'...

meh.. cop on let ya!

I'd say they just misspelled wank actually

now I feel like an eejit lol!, thanks for clearing that up Mick

At least they were thankful. "

wan**ers with manners.. love it ... jees maybe I made a big mistake and should message them back

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By *ichael McCarthyMan  over a year ago

Lucan


"a few times we have got 'thanks for the wink' sent to us.... when we didn't wink.

When pulling the guy up on it usually silence... or 'yeah sorry was just chancing my arm cos wanted to chat'...

meh.. cop on let ya!

I'd say they just misspelled wank actually

now I feel like an eejit lol!, thanks for clearing that up Mick

At least they were thankful.

wan**ers with manners.. love it ... jees maybe I made a big mistake and should message them back "

You could've been missing out. Sometimes in the darkest depths are found the brightest gems.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My shortest intro line sent to me was

Oy cuntbubble!

Such Charmers eh! !!

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By *penyoureyes2722Woman  over a year ago

Belfast

Shortest mail ever was one simply saying "boo"

I blocked him there and then.

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