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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The security guard on my estate tonight is a older female who is always flirting and being suggestive. She has mentioned watching me on the camera putting stuff away topless (gets hit in summer months) and sometimes messes and calls me sexy bum.
I know no one else tonight on my half the estate is in as they all close Sunday.
I was thinking of unloading later in just my boxers and boots, or even naked except the boots.,take me about ten mins and lights around me will make sure she sees it on the cameras!
I'm just in the mood to do something stupid and daring!
If you were her would you be insulted?
Do I risk it for the laugh, I don't want to sleep with her, this is really just for the craic.
DEAD SERIOUS ABOUT THIS might even take a few pics and put up if I do.
What you think? |
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"The security guard on my estate tonight is a older female who is always flirting and being suggestive. She has mentioned watching me on the camera putting stuff away topless (gets hit in summer months) and sometimes messes and calls me sexy bum.
I know no one else tonight on my half the estate is in as they all close Sunday.
I was thinking of unloading later in just my boxers and boots, or even naked except the boots.,take me about ten mins and lights around me will make sure she sees it on the cameras!
I'm just in the mood to do something stupid and daring!
If you were her would you be insulted?
Do I risk it for the laugh, I don't want to sleep with her, this is really just for the craic.
DEAD SERIOUS ABOUT THIS might even take a few pics and put up if I do.
What you think? "
What is this woman then takes offence to it, i know you said earlier she flirt with you but just air on the side of caution god forbid that she is one of the rare breeds that change their mind every two minutes. Your job could be at stake. |
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Pretty much work for myself and guy I work for would laugh his tits off.
As for fucking her, there's no connection my way. Plus I'm not one for just fucking. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Pretty much work for myself and guy I work for would laugh his tits off.
As for fucking her, there's no connection my way. Plus I'm not one for just fucking. Lol"
If wouldn't be laughing his tits off with the company facing charges of sexual assault, You would be unloading down the dole Que fairly quickly and because of the nature of the charge he is obliged to tell any future employers that contact him |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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Sexual assault lol, love that comment. That's why I think I would keep boxers on. No laws broken then!
I'm not going to tell her I was just going To do it and see if she says anything lol. But I get your point.
Oh I own half the company so employee isn't the right phrase. I only bought the half last year so i still call my business partner boss even though technically I'm the guy in charge. It's a bit of harmless fun really. I'm 99% sure she would we it that way as well. If not, then I become the weird guy who works in his boxers. Lol. I'm definitely not going to break any laws. Might end up a story at her dinner table though! |
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"There might be safer and sinplier ways of getting into her knickers... just wander over for a flirty chat and try your luck on"
I'm not trying to get into her knickers, just in a prankster mood. I'm not really interested in her in that way.
Someone did mail me to say what if she thinks I am though? I could be sending out the wrong signals! Which could be awkward. Not as sure it's a good idea thinking of it that way. |
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"There might be safer and sinplier ways of getting into her knickers... just wander over for a flirty chat and try your luck on
I'm not trying to get into her knickers, just in a prankster mood. I'm not really interested in her in that way.
Someone did mail me to say what if she thinks I am though? I could be sending out the wrong signals! Which could be awkward. Not as sure it's a good idea thinking of it that way. "
Listen to the wise one lol |
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Looks like the answer is NO!
Shame really would have been funny if it was taken the right way!
Oh well maybe in the summer I'll get a few lads to do it for the Craic instead. |
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"I'm curious why do you have a security guard on your estate. Is it a urban housing estate or a country estate house"
Lol, industrial estate. I'm working! |
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"I'm curious why do you have a security guard on your estate. Is it a urban housing estate or a country estate house
Lol, industrial estate. I'm working! "
I was wondering lol. My advice man is to call her bluff |
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