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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago
Limavady |
Guy in a bar goes up to a lady and asks if she will have sex with him for £1000000.
Lady considers it and agrees.
What about £10 asks the guy .
"No what sort of girl do you think I am?"
" We've already established that. Now we're haggling" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never been asked.......that a good or a bad sign!!  "
Don't worry cheeky, I've never been offered money either!!!
A lad offered to clean my apt in latex for free, but he wouldn't do as good a job as me so I politely declined!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never been asked.......that a good or a bad sign!!
Don't worry cheeky, I've never been offered money either!!!
A lad offered to clean my apt in latex for free, but he wouldn't do as good a job as me so I politely declined!!"
Aww Lollipop were you not willing to him give a trial run??  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never been asked.......that a good or a bad sign!!
Don't worry cheeky, I've never been offered money either!!!
A lad offered to clean my apt in latex for free, but he wouldn't do as good a job as me so I politely declined!!
Aww Lollipop were you not willing to him give a trial run?? "
 well if he's out there and reads this he's more then welcome to come over now lol my place hasn't been cleaned all wk, oh the glamour of real life stuff!! I'll be spending the wkend cleaning!! And no, before anyone asks, it's not gonna be in my French maids outfit lol  |
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Some Brazilian girl was on here and messaged me looking a generous! meet in a Dublin hotel, funny her profile has been deleted now!
Obviously the image was hot but am sure in reality it was more likely to be a cross between her dad, great aunt and a Llama that would have met me at the door.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anybody offered sex for money lately! !!  "
yep a few times,sum guy offered me 50 euro for an hour,i said wud u feck off sure the ones on benburb street get double tht! |
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"benburb strret???? where is that?? 
its like dublins red light district,well it used to be a few yrs bak ,not sure if prostitutes still walk the streets now "
I don't think they do anymore. The luas fecked it up for them! |
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By *ean299Man
over a year ago
Lucan |
"benburb strret???? where is that??
its like dublins red light district,well it used to be a few yrs bak ,not sure if prostitutes still walk the streets now "
The Luas line goes down that street now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"benburb strret???? where is that??
its like dublins red light district,well it used to be a few yrs bak ,not sure if prostitutes still walk the streets now
I don't think they do anymore. The luas fecked it up for them! "
fecked it up for u more like |
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"benburb strret???? where is that??
its like dublins red light district,well it used to be a few yrs bak ,not sure if prostitutes still walk the streets now
I don't think they do anymore. The luas fecked it up for them!
fecked it up for u more like "
Lol, no thanks!  |
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"benburb strret???? where is that??
its like dublins red light district,well it used to be a few yrs bak ,not sure if prostitutes still walk the streets now
I don't think they do anymore. The luas fecked it up for them!
fecked it up for u more like
Lol, no thanks! "
its nice to come away with a wee reminder of the encounter |
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"Anybody offered sex for money lately! !!
yep a few times,sum guy offered me 50 euro for an hour,i said wud u feck off sure the ones on benburb street get double tht!"
Me too! Always small ammounts!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"nope never, just money for used underwear... again and again and again..... ffs
If you're feeling left out, I have a fiver just burning a hole in my pocket here?  "
is that all you think I'm worth!!? |
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"nope never, just money for used underwear... again and again and again..... ffs
If you're feeling left out, I have a fiver just burning a hole in my pocket here?
is that all you think I'm worth!!? "
I learned to haggle at an early age! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"nope never, just money for used underwear... again and again and again..... ffs
If you're feeling left out, I have a fiver just burning a hole in my pocket here?
is that all you think I'm worth!!?
I learned to haggle at an early age! "
there's a difference between haggling and insulting.... sorry Mick.. definite deal breaker! |
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"nope never, just money for used underwear... again and again and again..... ffs
If you're feeling left out, I have a fiver just burning a hole in my pocket here?
is that all you think I'm worth!!?
I learned to haggle at an early age!
there's a difference between haggling and insulting.... sorry Mick.. definite deal breaker! "
Damn! I wondered if I was starting too low. Damn you Eddie Hobbs! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"nope never, just money for used underwear... again and again and again..... ffs
If you're feeling left out, I have a fiver just burning a hole in my pocket here?
is that all you think I'm worth!!?
I learned to haggle at an early age!
there's a difference between haggling and insulting.... sorry Mick.. definite deal breaker!
Damn! I wondered if I was starting too low. Damn you Eddie Hobbs! "
Eddie.. the little scamp has a lot to answer for  |
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