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over a year ago
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As a tradesmen I do be regular in and out of strangers houses and the elusive seduction has never happened not that I haven't thought and fantasised about it tho!! I've worked for some incredible beautiful women but always remained professional! Hands up and tell if you've ever seduced tradesmen that came to your house?! |
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Are u offering cause I need plenty jobs done.
Bulb in en suite needs replacing i can't change it terribly afraid to do it.
Also blind needs to be put in en suite before light gets replaced.
My en suite sink links into my hallway .
That's just for starters. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Damn predictive text sort for the bad grammer"
The first thing I said to myself when I read it was:
"Cool, at least the dude has good grammar"
I even thought about sending you a cyber hug. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are u offering cause I need plenty jobs done.
Bulb in en suite needs replacing i can't change it terribly afraid to do it.
Also blind needs to be put in en suite before light gets replaced.
My en suite sink links into my hallway .
That's just for starters. "
You know what desert is don't you!
Get in there my son  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are u offering cause I need plenty jobs done.
Bulb in en suite needs replacing i can't change it terribly afraid to do it.
Also blind needs to be put in en suite before light gets replaced.
My en suite sink links into my hallway .
That's just for starters. "
Oh no problem at all in sure we could come to some arrangement |
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"Are u offering cause I need plenty jobs done.
Bulb in en suite needs replacing i can't change it terribly afraid to do it.
Also blind needs to be put in en suite before light gets replaced.
My en suite sink links into my hallway .
That's just for starters.
Oh no problem at all in sure we could come to some arrangement"
woohoo Showering in the dark is not good. |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"Are u offering cause I need plenty jobs done.
Bulb in en suite needs replacing i can't change it terribly afraid to do it.
Also blind needs to be put in en suite before light gets replaced.
My en suite sink links into my hallway .
That's just for starters.
Oh no problem at all in sure we could come to some arrangement woohoo Showering in the dark is not good. "
depends who u are in the shower with  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well i need a tiler and a handyman to help me lay a floor. anyone.....otherwise i have to do it myself.im half way through the wooden floor at the mo but need help......?? im dead serious now....i will reward you very well  |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"Well i need a tiler and a handyman to help me lay a floor. anyone.....otherwise i have to do it myself.im half way through the wooden floor at the mo but need help......?? im dead serious now....i will reward you very well "
hmmm laying a floor i have heard of stranger lays |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are u offering cause I need plenty jobs done.
Bulb in en suite needs replacing i can't change it terribly afraid to do it.
Also blind needs to be put in en suite before light gets replaced.
My en suite sink links into my hallway .
That's just for starters. "
hi there im a plumber and i can fix ur sink and do ur other little things u need doing and not looking for anything in return..and i live not far from wicklow town... |
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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago
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Friend of mine was getting a new bathroom and she got in a threesome with the plumber and hiss apprentice. When the invoice arrived she was charged in full for the bathroom and also for parts and labour for "servicing old boiler".
She still doesnt see the funny side of it, I pissed myself! |
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By *ean299Man
over a year ago
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"Friend of mine was getting a new bathroom and she got in a threesome with the plumber and hiss apprentice. When the invoice arrived she was charged in full for the bathroom and also for parts and labour for "servicing old boiler".
She still doesnt see the funny side of it, I pissed myself!"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Friend of mine was getting a new bathroom and she got in a threesome with the plumber and hiss apprentice. When the invoice arrived she was charged in full for the bathroom and also for parts and labour for "servicing old boiler".
She still doesnt see the funny side of it, I pissed myself!"
Hahaha very funny  |
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The standing joke tho getting the boiler serviced mine is serviced. .
I just have leaks in my en suit .
My last plumber was telling me he is a part time fire man .....
major thoughts running in my head  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As a tradesmen I do be regular in and out of strangers houses and the elusive seduction has never happened not that I haven't thought and fantasised about it tho!! I've worked for some incredible beautiful women but always remained professional! Hands up and tell if you've ever seduced tradesmen that came to your house?! "
I havn't seen a tradesman with a body like that in a while where I live....usually big bellies and builders bum! lol
What sort of 'jobs' do you do again?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As a tradesmen I do be regular in and out of strangers houses and the elusive seduction has never happened not that I haven't thought and fantasised about it tho!! I've worked for some incredible beautiful women but always remained professional! Hands up and tell if you've ever seduced tradesmen that came to your house?!
I havn't seen a tradesman with a body like that in a while where I live....usually big bellies and builders bum! lol
What sort of 'jobs' do you do again? "
oi hands off...i bagsed him first....lol |
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"Sorry curvy darling you're wrong he's doing my en suite first  gggrrrr i wont fight you letmebe coz i like you lots so i will stand aside "
we can share him hes does my leaks he does your floor every ones s winner even op. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sorry curvy darling you're wrong he's doing my en suite first gggrrrr i wont fight you letmebe coz i like you lots so i will stand aside we can share him hes does my leaks he does your floor every ones s winner even op. "
ok deal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By the time letmebe and curvy are finished with you, you will need a break lol.
And I'm too far away for you to travel to do a repair job......but sure if you are looking for a place to go on daytrip.......lolol
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nice one sportydub! Ladies, there are plenty more of us tradesmen out here whenever you've finished with him. I can clean a carpet, or your rug, if you have one..."
Don't be telling porkies no more tradesmen left  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nice one sportydub! Ladies, there are plenty more of us tradesmen out here whenever you've finished with him. I can clean a carpet, or your rug, if you have one...
Don't be telling porkies no more tradesmen left oh sporty hes tryin to move in on ur game  "
Don't hate the player , hate the game  I may sub contract work out should it ever get too much for me but I'm young"ish" fit and healthy |
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By *eteyeMan
over a year ago
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"Nice one sportydub! Ladies, there are plenty more of us tradesmen out here whenever you've finished with him. I can clean a carpet, or your rug, if you have one...
Don't be telling porkies no more tradesmen left oh sporty hes tryin to move in on ur game
Don't hate the player , hate the game I may sub contract work out should it ever get too much for me but I'm young"ish" fit and healthy"
work away sporty, just offering alternative services, always leave a mess though... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And girls in case ur still looking I run a household maintenance and repair company we do it all indoors and out and I'm a regular in wexford Wicklow Carlow and Dublin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Am a electrician and when I was younger I was involved in houseing contact's I was allways chatting up the girls in the house and I did manage to bed quite a few and on recent years I was doing a refurbishment of a famous old building in Belfast and ended up with the woman in charge for about 6 months . So girls call me I will remove your shorts and check out your box lol
Free quotations to girls between 25 and 55 lol |
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"And girls in case ur still looking I run a household maintenance and repair company we do it all indoors and out and I'm a regular in wexford Wicklow Carlow and Dublin "
yea I'm the same but I cover the whole country, my companys motto, 'The Complete Service',,mail me NOW,,,
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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago
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"Anyone looking a quote for any work doin in the north I'll be happy to give u one wouldn't go in to the south tho sporty is bout to go international lol"
Can u put up a price list?
What would a kiss, hj, bj, etc get ??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would love a flourescent light put in my roof space and my garden sorted?
would that be ur lady garden cause i have a wacker here that would trim any untidy edges "
Lol no unfortunately it is a sixty foot long back garden |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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"I would love a flourescent light put in my roof space and my garden sorted?
would that be ur lady garden cause i have a wacker here that would trim any untidy edges
Lol no unfortunately it is a sixty foot long back garden"
sixty foot jayus looks like ill need a refill for my wacker |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would love a flourescent light put in my roof space and my garden sorted?
would that be ur lady garden cause i have a wacker here that would trim any untidy edges
Lol no unfortunately it is a sixty foot long back garden
sixty foot jayus looks like ill need a refill for my wacker "
My garden scares most guys lol |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"As long as none of yeah are rogue builders.....hate a job that is seen through to the finale! "
ah mo petit sure u know i get u the finish line and u always have 12months no quibble warrenty  |
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over a year ago
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"As long as none of yeah are rogue builders.....hate a job that is seen through to the finale!
ah mo petit sure u know i get u the finish line and u always have 12months no quibble warrenty "
So I can call you back if I felt wet.... ..opps meant if there was a water leak? |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"As long as none of yeah are rogue builders.....hate a job that is seen through to the finale!
ah mo petit sure u know i get u the finish line and u always have 12months no quibble warrenty
So I can call you back if I felt wet.... ..opps meant if there was a water leak? "
all damp patches troughly inspected and the root (terrible ausi slang)
problem sorted |
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By *imwildWoman
over a year ago
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"As long as none of yeah are rogue builders.....hate a job that is seen through to the finale!
ah mo petit sure u know i get u the finish line and u always have 12months no quibble warrenty
So I can call you back if I felt wet.... ..opps meant if there was a water leak?
all damp patches troughly inspected and the root (terrible ausi slang)
problem sorted "
What's troughly? Extra rough?? |
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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago
cork |
"Are u offering cause I need plenty jobs done.
Bulb in en suite needs replacing i can't change it terribly afraid to do it.
Also blind needs to be put in en suite before light gets replaced.
My en suite sink links into my hallway .
That's just for starters. "
sounds like its a new house you need .. |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"As long as none of yeah are rogue builders.....hate a job that is seen through to the finale!
ah mo petit sure u know i get u the finish line and u always have 12months no quibble warrenty
So I can call you back if I felt wet.... ..opps meant if there was a water leak?
all damp patches troughly inspected and the root (terrible ausi slang)
problem sorted
What's troughly? Extra rough??"
depends on what is required to satisfy the customer some need silk gloves others need a bit of manhandling |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As long as none of yeah are rogue builders.....hate a job that is seen through to the finale!
ah mo petit sure u know i get u the finish line and u always have 12months no quibble warrenty
So I can call you back if I felt wet.... ..opps meant if there was a water leak?
all damp patches troughly inspected and the root (terrible ausi slang)
problem sorted "
OK CJ, your hired! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a landscaper, and I'm quite good around wayward bushes and wild meadows. ..can manicure and trim them nicely"
Interesting.....I must have a wee look at my garden to see if it needs attention |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
limerick |
"As long as none of yeah are rogue builders.....hate a job that is seen through to the finale!
ah mo petit sure u know i get u the finish line and u always have 12months no quibble warrenty
So I can call you back if I felt wet.... ..opps meant if there was a water leak?
all damp patches troughly inspected and the root (terrible ausi slang)
problem sorted
OK CJ, your hired! "
whoo hoo tight white t shirt and snickers trousers are a requirement i presume |
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"I'm a landscaper, and I'm quite good around wayward bushes and wild meadows. ..can manicure and trim them nicely"
Pity you are so far away I have 60' of near wilderness with a trampoline in there somewhere lol |
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Nothing sexier than a guy in work gear snickers I love them they get me so turned on and the dirtier the better hehe it's a real cause of put me up against the wall and just take me there and then hahaha |
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