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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok. It's joke time. This is the only one I know fully..let's hear yours...
What do you call a 3 legged donkey?
A wonkey donkey
What do you call a 3 legged donkey with one eye?
A winky wonkey donkey
What do you call a 3 legged donkey with one eye and a guitar?
A honky tonky winky wonkey donkey
And because it's Fabswingers;
What do you call a 3 legged donkey with one eye, a guitar and a whip?
A kinky honky tonky winky wonkey donkey
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok. It's joke time. This is the only one I know fully..let's hear yours...
What do you call a 3 legged donkey?
A wonkey donkey
What do you call a 3 legged donkey with one eye?
A winky wonkey donkey
What do you call a 3 legged donkey with one eye and a guitar?
A honky tonky winky wonkey donkey
And because it's Fabswingers;
What do you call a 3 legged donkey with one eye, a guitar and a whip?
A kinky honky tonky winky wonkey donkey
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A donkey with three legs, one eye and no fab meets yet?
A winky wonky wanky donkey |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ok. It's joke time. This is the only one I know fully..let's hear yours...
What do you call a 3 legged donkey?
A wonkey donkey
What do you call a 3 legged donkey with one eye?
A winky wonkey donkey
What do you call a 3 legged donkey with one eye and a guitar?
A honky tonky winky wonkey donkey
And because it's Fabswingers;
What do you call a 3 legged donkey with one eye, a guitar and a whip?
A kinky honky tonky winky wonkey donkey
A donkey with three legs, one eye and no fab meets yet?
A winky wonky wanky donkey"
Ha ha love it! The stupider the better  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok. It's joke time. This is the only one I know fully..let's hear yours...
What do you call a 3 legged donkey?
A wonkey donkey
What do you call a 3 legged donkey with one eye?
A winky wonkey donkey
What do you call a 3 legged donkey with one eye and a guitar?
A honky tonky winky wonkey donkey
And because it's Fabswingers;
What do you call a 3 legged donkey with one eye, a guitar and a whip?
A kinky honky tonky winky wonkey donkey
A donkey with three legs, one eye and no fab meets yet?
A winky wonky wanky donkey"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What's do you call a rabbit with a bend dick?
Fuck funny... I'll get my coat "
I initially thought, yes get your....then started laughing! Brilliant |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This must be a thread for shite jokes. I can do shite jokes! 
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on him! 
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How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way... Unique up on him!  "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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just read the sexiest car thread and someone put skoda.
reminded me of this shit one....
bloke walks into a petrol station and says to the lad at the counter..."do you have a petrol cap for a skoda?"
the lads thinks for a second and replies..."yeah mate, seems like a fair swap" |
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Paddy English man,paddy irish man and paddy chinese man get a job on a building site. Foreman puts English man in charge if building a wall,Irishman in charge of plastering the wall,and Chinese man in charge of supplies. He comes back a week later,wall erected and plastered but no sign of Chinese man. Suddenly he jumps out from behind the wall .......
SUPPLIES!!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok. It's joke time. This is the only one I know fully..let's hear yours...
What do you call a 3 legged donkey?
A wonkey donkey
What do you call a 3 legged donkey with one eye?
A winky wonkey donkey
What do you call a 3 legged donkey with one eye and a guitar?
A honky tonky winky wonkey donkey
And because it's Fabswingers;
What do you call a 3 legged donkey with one eye, a guitar and a whip?
A kinky honky tonky winky wonkey donkey
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This must be a thread for shite jokes. I can do shite jokes!
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How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on him!
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How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way... Unique up on him! "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok. It's joke time. This is the only one I know fully..let's hear yours...
What do you call a 3 legged donkey?
A wonkey donkey
What do you call a 3 legged donkey with one eye?
A winky wonkey donkey
What do you call a 3 legged donkey with one eye and a guitar?
A honky tonky winky wonkey donkey
And because it's Fabswingers;
What do you call a 3 legged donkey with one eye, a guitar and a whip?
A kinky honky tonky winky wonkey donkey
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what you call a donkey on drugs?! A jonkey :D |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mmmm why not a jUnky donkey? What's jonkey mean? "
sure you told the original joke wrong a 3 legged donkey is just a wonkey lol. A donkey in a tree is a monkey but said like donkey lol and a jonkey is a junky donkey but ya have to tell the joke in person for the correct effect |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What's 17 inches long and hangs from a bollox
danial o donnells tie
They named a soup after him.. Thick country vegetable! "
me ma would strongly disagree ......... Daniel o donnell ...... Even just thinking bout him....makes me laugh... he represents us all in some small shitty way.....  |
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"Memories of a certain daytime TV show on rte years ago...
What's got 40 legs and smells of piss?
The front row on Live at Three! "
Derek Davis presented that, i heard he is suffering bad from bulimic alzheimers, He gorges on food but forgets to puke |
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"What's 17 inches long and hangs from a bollox
danial o donnells tie
They named a soup after him.. Thick country vegetable!
i thought they called him yorkie
big,rich and thick "
He got a girl in trouble when he was in school. He told the teacher she was smoking! |
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There was this couple that was married for 20 years, and every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was stupid. She figured she would break him out of the crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery operated pleasure devise. She got extremely upset. ‘You impotent bastard!’ she screamed at him, ‘how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!’
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly, ‘I'll explain the toy if you explain the kids.’  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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As I lay on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge to grab you and squeeze you, because I can't forget last night. You came to me unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night, and what happened in my bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me. You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without any reservations, you laid on my naked body...you sensed my indifference, so you applied your hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation, and you drove me near crazy while you drained me. Finally I went to sleep.
Today when I woke up, you were gone, I searched for you but to no avail, only the sheets bore witness to last night's events. My body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishing, making it harder to forget you.
Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you
you stupid mosquito. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"There was this couple that was married for 20 years, and every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was stupid. She figured she would break him out of the crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery operated pleasure devise. She got extremely upset. ‘You impotent bastard!’ she screamed at him, ‘how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!’
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly, ‘I'll explain the toy if you explain the kids.’ "
Ha ha class! |
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