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Man Flu........THE FACTS!
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Man Flu - The Facts...
1. Man-Flu is more painful than childbirth.
This is an irrefutable scientific fact*.
*(Based on a survey of over 100,000 men.)
2. Man-Flu is not 'just a cold'. It is a condition so severe that the germs from a single Man-Flu sneeze could wipe out entire tribes of people living in the rainforest. And probably loads of monkeys too.
3. Women do not contract Man-Flu.
At worst they suffer from what is medically recognised as a 'Mild Girly Sniffle'
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over a year ago
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Mr curvy here man i got some dose of the man flue today poor me hot water bottles everywhere lol as for the misses well she has a women flue quite bad all cuddled up in her pjs how can women live true it as for me i look like a zombie lol |
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"Mr curvy here man i got some dose of the man flue today poor me hot water bottles everywhere lol as for the misses well she has a women flue quite bad all cuddled up in her pjs how can women live true it as for me i look like a zombie lol "
Mr Curvy - you need to MAN UP and stop letting the side down!!!  |
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over a year ago
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Man flu my hole...yiz need to grow a pair....More "painful" than Childbirth...er are ya on drugs r wat!!!! Lol Men cant live with them cant kill em !!!!  |
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"Man Flu - The Facts...
1. Man-Flu is more painful than childbirth.
This is an irrefutable scientific fact*.
*(Based on a survey of over 100,000 men.)
2. Man-Flu is not 'just a cold'. It is a condition so severe that the germs from a single Man-Flu sneeze could wipe out entire tribes of people living in the rainforest. And probably loads of monkeys too.
3. Women do not contract Man-Flu.
At worst they suffer from what is medically recognised as a 'Mild Girly Sniffle'
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Was this survey carried out by men by any chance?  |
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over a year ago
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"Mam flu my left tit!!!!
How do I do that? Just sneeze or spit on it?  sneeze or spit on my left ddee and and you will more to worry bout than man flu  "
Ha ha you're funny.. we all know there's nothing worse than man flu! Nice try though lol |
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"Mam flu my left tit!!!!
How do I do that? Just sneeze or spit on it? sneeze or spit on my left ddee and and you will more to worry bout than man flu
Ha ha you're funny.. we all know there's nothing worse than man flu! Nice try though lol "
hey the best way to describe childbirth try squeezing a pineapple out through the top of your lad!!!!! |
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"Mam flu my left tit!!!!
How do I do that? Just sneeze or spit on it? sneeze or spit on my left ddee and and you will more to worry bout than man flu
Ha ha you're funny.. we all know there's nothing worse than man flu! Nice try though lol hey the best way to describe childbirth try squeezing a pineapple out through the top of your lad!!!!! "
There's no need to bring my son into it! |
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"Mam flu my left tit!!!!
How do I do that? Just sneeze or spit on it? sneeze or spit on my left ddee and and you will more to worry bout than man flu
Ha ha you're funny.. we all know there's nothing worse than man flu! Nice try though lol hey the best way to describe childbirth try squeezing a pineapple out through the top of your lad!!!!!
There's no need to bring my son into it! "
ur son then was he freshly squeezed |
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"Mam flu my left tit!!!!
How do I do that? Just sneeze or spit on it? sneeze or spit on my left ddee and and you will more to worry bout than man flu
Ha ha you're funny.. we all know there's nothing worse than man flu! Nice try though lol hey the best way to describe childbirth try squeezing a pineapple out through the top of your lad!!!!! "
We would try squeezing a pineapple out just the once but ye seem to enjoy giving birth multiple times..can't really be that bad if ye keep going back for more lol  |
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"Mam flu my left tit!!!!
How do I do that? Just sneeze or spit on it? sneeze or spit on my left ddee and and you will more to worry bout than man flu
Ha ha you're funny.. we all know there's nothing worse than man flu! Nice try though lol hey the best way to describe childbirth try squeezing a pineapple out through the top of your lad!!!!!
There's no need to bring my son into it! ur son then was he freshly squeezed"
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"HR departments don't recognize man flu as a valid sick absence reason so obviously it must be made up
Sofia another well known fact is that one of the side effects of man flu is it causes scepticism and sarcasm levels to increase dramatically in the females that are supposed to be minding us
Yeah.. we go hold their hand and doing breathing crap when they're giving birth.....once man flu hits us like a juggernaut....it's all about them! "
my ex in the heights if labour said to me I got a head ache I feel wrotten.
The nerve the midwife gave him paracetamol
I thought I was going to floor him. I should if said I wish I had a head ache nine months ago I would not be in the pain now. .
but all jokes aside the pain in terrible but I have three lovely kids so it was worth the pain |
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"HR departments don't recognize man flu as a valid sick absence reason so obviously it must be made up
Sofia another well known fact is that one of the side effects of man flu is it causes scepticism and sarcasm levels to increase dramatically in the females that are supposed to be minding us
Yeah.. we go hold their hand and doing breathing crap when they're giving birth.....once man flu hits us like a juggernaut....it's all about them! my ex in the heights if labour said to me I got a head ache I feel wrotten.
The nerve the midwife gave him paracetamol
I thought I was going to floor him. I should if said I wish I had a head ache nine months ago I would not be in the pain now. .
but all jokes aside the pain in terrible but I have three lovely kids so it was worth the pain "
Fair play. You women got the short straw there.
Saying that, we gotta listen to you day in day out, nag nag nag, it's like someone constantly tapping your head with a small hammer, like in 'texas chainsaw massacre'. Think I'd rather child birth!  |
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"HR departments don't recognize man flu as a valid sick absence reason so obviously it must be made up
Sofia another well known fact is that one of the side effects of man flu is it causes scepticism and sarcasm levels to increase dramatically in the females that are supposed to be minding us
Yeah.. we go hold their hand and doing breathing crap when they're giving birth.....once man flu hits us like a juggernaut....it's all about them! my ex in the heights if labour said to me I got a head ache I feel wrotten.
The nerve the midwife gave him paracetamol
I thought I was going to floor him. I should if said I wish I had a head ache nine months ago I would not be in the pain now. .
but all jokes aside the pain in terrible but I have three lovely kids so it was worth the pain
Fair play. You women got the short straw there.
Saying that, we gotta listen to you day in day out, nag nag nag, it's like someone constantly tapping your head with a small hammer, like in 'texas chainsaw massacre'. Think I'd rather child birth! "
but my darling without us you would be lost! !!!! |
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"but my darling without us you would be lost! !!!! "
Not at all. Sure I get three or four offers a day from men on this site, so I'd surely find someone to do the cooking and cleaning!
Have we all seem the YouTube video.. Manflu: the truth? It's class! |
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over a year ago
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"is there anything better to get a woman rialed up than the discussion of man flu lol
ps it is a real thing"
most dfo a real thing.....and it is such a serious matter....that comparing it to everyday .....child bearing thing....is just silly.... Yee ladies are very lucky not to be subject to such a terriable condition |
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"but my darling without us you would be lost! !!!!
Not at all. Sure I get three or four offers a day from men on this site, so I'd surely find someone to do the cooking and cleaning!
Have we all seem the YouTube video.. Manflu: the truth? It's class! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cause it was done by a man.
Man flu worse than childbirth. I would love a man to experience child birth. "
I experienced child birth three times and it didn't look so bad at all |
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