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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"to an online survey most single men don,t wash their bed sheets for at least 3 months at a time ! well use durty beasts lol  "
mine smell divine and there on nearly 6 months  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How on earth would they lure a woman into a bed like that... 
do it on the couch, in the car, in the back alley..... "
and then leave before ya get sleepy lol!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies, have you never heard of Fabreze!??....
A quick spray and wooooof, as fresh as a daisy!!  lying in a bed with the sickly smell of frebreze and hard bits of crust sticking to ur ass.  "
Just a quick flick of the sheets gets rid of the scabs,
then a whoosh of Fabreze.....
Voila!!....
As fresh as if they just came out of the Forrest!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies, have you never heard of Fabreze!??....
A quick spray and wooooof, as fresh as a daisy!! lying in a bed with the sickly smell of frebreze and hard bits of crust sticking to ur ass.
Just a quick flick of the sheets gets rid of the scabs,
then a whoosh of Fabreze.....
Voila!!....
As fresh as if they just came out of the Forrest!! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies, have you never heard of Fabreze!??....
A quick spray and wooooof, as fresh as a daisy!! lying in a bed with the sickly smell of frebreze and hard bits of crust sticking to ur ass.
Just a quick flick of the sheets gets rid of the scabs,
then a whoosh of Fabreze.....
Voila!!....
As fresh as if they just came out of the Forrest!! "
if you have to take them off to flick em you may as well throw them in the washing machine ya freak! (just kidding fooey, you had me at 'scabs')  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies, have you never heard of Fabreze!??....
A quick spray and wooooof, as fresh as a daisy!! lying in a bed with the sickly smell of frebreze and hard bits of crust sticking to ur ass.
Just a quick flick of the sheets gets rid of the scabs,
then a whoosh of Fabreze.....
Voila!!....
As fresh as if they just came out of the Forrest!! "
Oops!!...
Be careful though....
I think a bears just shit behind that tree!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies, have you never heard of Fabreze!??....
A quick spray and wooooof, as fresh as a daisy!! lying in a bed with the sickly smell of frebreze and hard bits of crust sticking to ur ass.
Just a quick flick of the sheets gets rid of the scabs,
then a whoosh of Fabreze.....
Voila!!....
As fresh as if they just came out of the Forrest!!
if you have to take them off to flick em you may as well throw them in the washing machine ya freak! (just kidding fooey, you had me at 'scabs') "
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By *avie tCouple
over a year ago
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"Well as all the guys are clambering to say they have clean sheets how often do you ladies change yours and do you iron them before they go on. "
Once a week ...but of course if we're having guests then of course fresh ones |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well as all the guys are clambering to say they have clean sheets how often do you ladies change yours and do you iron them before they go on.
Once a week ...but of course if we're having guests then of course fresh ones"
Same here |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ladies, have you never heard of Fabreze!??....
A quick spray and wooooof, as fresh as a daisy!! lying in a bed with the sickly smell of frebreze and hard bits of crust sticking to ur ass.
Just a quick flick of the sheets gets rid of the scabs,
then a whoosh of Fabreze.....
Voila!!....
As fresh as if they just came out of the Forrest!! "
aye that's nice ! fooey lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Change all the beds in the house on Sundays, and ours again if I have a meet I generally drown the place and that is not me blowing my own trumpet. They are wet and need changed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ironing sheets is just sick! What are you planning on doing in/on ironed sheets? "
just seen this my ex used to do this and it annoyed the shit outa me lol u lay in them once and they r wrecked so why bother ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"nah I change mine once a week and change my pillow case a few times a week im a bit of a clean freak lol
are you a bit of a drooler lol "
nah .. im a BIGTIME drooler lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"nah I change mine once a week and change my pillow case a few times a week im a bit of a clean freak lol
are you a bit of a drooler lol
nah .. im a BIGTIME drooler lol"
thought so lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"to an online survey most single men don,t wash their bed sheets for at least 3 months at a time ! well use durty beasts lol mine smell divine and there on nearly 6 months "
Skitting |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mine just get up and walk to the washing machine themselves!! on second thoughts you come to mine "
Joking ladies once a week or more, depending on bedroom activity. Curvy, my door is always open for you x |
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By *j47Man
over a year ago
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Jayus seen this tread and thought maybe i should change em so i lifted the bed clothes off and lifted the sheet of like an sheet of timber then i heard a crack nd it broke in half do u think i left them on bit long  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"to an online survey most single men don,t wash their bed sheets for at least 3 months at a time ! well use durty beasts lol "
id well believe it!i went bak to a guys flat b4 and the sheets on his bed were disgusting!i even noticed sum blood on them,i told him if u want any nookie u can change yur bloody sheets!he did aswell |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ah jaysus...not at all... Some of use have standards (and washing machines) :+) every week for me.
theres sum females tht can be filthy bitches too! "
Ooooooh I hope so!!!... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ah jaysus...not at all... Some of use have standards (and washing machines) :+) every week for me.
theres sum females tht can be filthy bitches too! "
Filthy in the right way is great but not manky sheets lol |
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