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These are brilliant and so true.
You will not go far wrong by sticking to them.. (stolen from femme noir)
1 # Be warned! For the better or the worse pics may not bear any resemblance to reality.
2 # All dicks look more or less alike to us women. So if you don't have a face pic to stand out above the sea of dicks on here you'll stand no chance!
3 # There are many fake things in this site, "fake boobs" probably being the least concerning of them all!
4 # Add 10 years to anyone over the age of 40 on here. Subtract 5 years for anyone 25 or younger
5 # If someone invites you over for some NSA, it is probably not a free pass to join the "National Storytelling Association
#6. If they have been a member for a year and don't have any veri's there's a reason for that.... Run
# 7 You think you have a unique perversion? Think again! Welcome to Fabs you'll never be alone again
#8. 40% of 'straight' men on here lie. On a cold day in jan when no one was looking they would happily meet a TV/TS or man
#9. Don't try to look for a future husband on here . Really !?!
#10. Be prepared to have deep pockets
#11. If a single female looks like a Victoria secrets model ,but isn't photo verified nor verified enjoy flirting with a bloke
#12. Men lie about their height . If they are shorter than 5ft 9in Subtract 1-2 inches as a rule and wear flats
Tip # 13. ' Objects in mirrors may be smaller than they appear'.
Tip #14. Cancelling a date an hour before you are due to meet with a lame excuse will not provoke the best response from the person already en route
Tip #15. When they write can't wait for round two on a veri ... Don't believe them
Tip # 16. Single guys. If at first you dont succeed.......give up, it ain't happening!
Tip #17. If you don't arrange to meet within the first two weeks . You are unlikely to meet, fabbers have very short attention spans
Tip #18. If he only messages you during the day and you never hear from him at night. He is married.
Tip#19. The prettier the face, the bigger the cock the less cunnilingus you'll receive 
Tip #20. Women's sizing: Slim = size 8-10, Curvy/ avg/ athletic = size 12-14, Ample/ large = size16- 20, Fabulous= Just plain huge
Tip # 21. Men's sizing : 12 "Fab" inches become 8 imperial inches; 8 "Fab" inches become 5.33 imperial inches. Men exaggerate too ;- )
Tip# 22. Always shave and shower , nobody finds the Ron Jeremy look attractive anymore.
Tip #23. If it looks to good to be true , it probably is !
Tip#24. When a guy/girl says he/she wont verify you or show your verification because he she wants to keep you to his or her self . They are lying.
Tip #25 Know thyself... Experiment... Try things at least once, and repeat those that you enjoyed x
Tip 26 # Don't ever ever click on "Gallery of newest public photos"... you could risk going blind for life lol
Tip#27. Boys/girls this is a swingers site. If you can't handle that people will have sex with more than one person at any one time.Then join POF ;o)
Tip 28 # If you see a couple profile, but you only ever see the man on cam... it is probably just a guy that wants to tap your virginal ass! lol |
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"Great thread. Entertaining read and great tips along the way! Well done! Saves us newbies a lot of hassle..... "
Glad you Like, but after 2 years on here I can tell you it tells you everything you need to know...  |
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"Great thread. Entertaining read and great tips along the way! Well done! Saves us newbies a lot of hassle.....
Glad you Like, but after 2 years on here I can tell you it tells you everything you need to know... "
Cool! The one about height is very useful as Im 5'9'' myself! No high heels for me lol. Just as well! |
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"But just one thing! I'm not 50!! 
And I'm not 54.....
But I do know of people on here in their mid 50's claiming to be 48..."
Some on here even the ten years is being skimpy one of my first meets at a guess was over 10 years older |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"These are brilliant and so true.
You will not go far wrong by sticking to them.. (stolen from femme noir)
1 # Be warned! For the better or the worse pics may not bear any resemblance to reality.
2 # All dicks look more or less alike to us women. So if you don't have a face pic to stand out above the sea of dicks on here you'll stand no chance!
3 # There are many fake things in this site, "fake boobs" probably being the least concerning of them all!
4 # Add 10 years to anyone over the age of 40 on here. Subtract 5 years for anyone 25 or younger
5 # If someone invites you over for some NSA, it is probably not a free pass to join the "National Storytelling Association
#6. If they have been a member for a year and don't have any veri's there's a reason for that.... Run
# 7 You think you have a unique perversion? Think again! Welcome to Fabs you'll never be alone again
#8. 40% of 'straight' men on here lie. On a cold day in jan when no one was looking they would happily meet a TV/TS or man
#9. Don't try to look for a future husband on here . Really !?!
#10. Be prepared to have deep pockets
#11. If a single female looks like a Victoria secrets model ,but isn't photo verified nor verified enjoy flirting with a bloke
#12. Men lie about their height . If they are shorter than 5ft 9in Subtract 1-2 inches as a rule and wear flats
Tip # 13. ' Objects in mirrors may be smaller than they appear'.
Tip #14. Cancelling a date an hour before you are due to meet with a lame excuse will not provoke the best response from the person already en route
Tip #15. When they write can't wait for round two on a veri ... Don't believe them
Tip # 16. Single guys. If at first you dont succeed.......give up, it ain't happening!
Tip #17. If you don't arrange to meet within the first two weeks . You are unlikely to meet, fabbers have very short attention spans
Tip #18. If he only messages you during the day and you never hear from him at night. He is married.
Tip#19. The prettier the face, the bigger the cock the less cunnilingus you'll receive
Tip #20. Women's sizing: Slim = size 8-10, Curvy/ avg/ athletic = size 12-14, Ample/ large = size16- 20, Fabulous= Just plain huge
Tip # 21. Men's sizing : 12 "Fab" inches become 8 imperial inches; 8 "Fab" inches become 5.33 imperial inches. Men exaggerate too ;- )
Tip# 22. Always shave and shower , nobody finds the Ron Jeremy look attractive anymore.
Tip #23. If it looks to good to be true , it probably is !
Tip#24. When a guy/girl says he/she wont verify you or show your verification because he she wants to keep you to his or her self . They are lying.
Tip #25 Know thyself... Experiment... Try things at least once, and repeat those that you enjoyed x
Tip 26 # Don't ever ever click on "Gallery of newest public photos"... you could risk going blind for life lol
Tip#27. Boys/girls this is a swingers site. If you can't handle that people will have sex with more than one person at any one time.Then join POF ;o)
Tip 28 # If you see a couple profile, but you only ever see the man on cam... it is probably just a guy that wants to tap your virginal ass! lol"
its all true |
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harsh.... very harsh 
