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By *itty14Couple
over a year ago
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Shower! Hopbin wash hair and body quick whip around with razor hop out again done in 5 mins bit of body cream to finish.if I have lots of time I'll take longer and do other non urgent maintenance lol |
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"Well just a little discussion what do yous prefer a shower or bath
Shower, I am a mother no time for anything else"
im s mother too I tell the kids please leave me alone for s bit youngest would always wanna jump in but knows better now. I love a long soak in the bath bubbles on the nipples. |
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over a year ago
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"I really miss my long hot soaks in the bath   wanna join me for a long hot suck eh soak in the bath? Im in such a bad mood....
Bagsy the non tap end  "
your so fussy!!!!! Ive a round bath tho.... Dont worry |
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over a year ago
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How to Shower
How to Shower Like a Woman:
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
Walk into bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror. Make mental note...Must do more sit-ups.
Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone.
Wash your hair with Cucumber Sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with Grapefruit Mint conditioner, enhanced with natural avocado oil.
Leave on hair for fifteen minutes.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes, until red.
Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair. You must make sure that it has all come off.
Shave armpits and legs.
Consider shaving bikini area, but decide to get it waxed instead.
Scream loudly when your husband flushes the toilet and you lose the water pressure.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mold spots with Tilex. Get out of shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent second towel.
Check entire body for the remotest sign of a zit.
Tweeze hairs.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see your husband along the way, cover any exposed areas, then sashay to bedroom to spend an hour and a half getting dressed.
How to Shower Like a Man:
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed.
Leave them in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see your wife along the way, shake wiener at her, making the "woo-woo" sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs. (you don't)
Admire the size of your wiener in the mirror and scratch your ass.
Get in shower.
Don't bother to look for a washcloth...You don't use one.
Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands, then let the water just rinse it off.
Crack up at how loud your farts sound in the shower.
Majority of time is spent washing your privates and surrounding area.
Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs on the soap bar.
Shampoo your hair.
Do not use conditioner.
Make a shampoo Mohawk.
Peek out of shower curtain to look at yourself in the mirror again.
Pee (in the shower).
Rinse off and get out of the shower.
Fail to notice water on the floor because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub the whole time.
Partially dry off.
Look at yourself in the mirror. Flex muscles. Admire the wiener size again.
Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor.
Leave bathroom fan and light on.
Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist.
If you pass your wife, pull off the towel, shake wiener at her, and make the "woo-woo" sound again.
Throw wet towel on the bed.
Take 2 minutes to get dressed.
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By *andytownMan
over a year ago
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"I really miss my long hot soaks in the bath wanna join me for a long hot suck eh soak in the bath? Im in such a bad mood....
Bagsy the non tap end your so fussy!!!!! Ive a round bath tho.... Dont worry"
I'm worth it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I really miss my long hot soaks in the bath wanna join me for a long hot suck eh soak in the bath? Im in such a bad mood....
Bagsy the non tap end your so fussy!!!!! Ive a round bath tho.... Dont worry
I'm worth it "
so am I...... |
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By *andytownMan
over a year ago
Gods Own Country |
"I really miss my long hot soaks in the bath wanna join me for a long hot suck eh soak in the bath? Im in such a bad mood....
Bagsy the non tap end your so fussy!!!!! Ive a round bath tho.... Dont worry
I'm worth it so am I...... "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How to Shower
How to Shower Like a Woman:
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
Walk into bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror. Make mental note...Must do more sit-ups.
Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone.
Wash your hair with Cucumber Sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with Grapefruit Mint conditioner, enhanced with natural avocado oil.
Leave on hair for fifteen minutes.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes, until red.
Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair. You must make sure that it has all come off.
Shave armpits and legs.
Consider shaving bikini area, but decide to get it waxed instead.
Scream loudly when your husband flushes the toilet and you lose the water pressure.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mold spots with Tilex. Get out of shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent second towel.
Check entire body for the remotest sign of a zit.
Tweeze hairs.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see your husband along the way, cover any exposed areas, then sashay to bedroom to spend an hour and a half getting dressed.
How to Shower Like a Man:
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed.
Leave them in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see your wife along the way, shake wiener at her, making the "woo-woo" sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs. (you don't)
Admire the size of your wiener in the mirror and scratch your ass.
Get in shower.
Don't bother to look for a washcloth...You don't use one.
Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands, then let the water just rinse it off.
Crack up at how loud your farts sound in the shower.
Majority of time is spent washing your privates and surrounding area.
Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs on the soap bar.
Shampoo your hair.
Do not use conditioner.
Make a shampoo Mohawk.
Peek out of shower curtain to look at yourself in the mirror again.
Pee (in the shower).
Rinse off and get out of the shower.
Fail to notice water on the floor because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub the whole time.
Partially dry off.
Look at yourself in the mirror. Flex muscles. Admire the wiener size again.
Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor.
Leave bathroom fan and light on.
Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist.
If you pass your wife, pull off the towel, shake wiener at her, and make the "woo-woo" sound again.
Throw wet towel on the bed.
Take 2 minutes to get dressed.
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In stitches ...very good  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How to Shower
How to Shower Like a Woman:
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
Walk into bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see your husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror. Make mental note...Must do more sit-ups.
Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah, and pumice stone.
Wash your hair with Cucumber Sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with Grapefruit Mint conditioner, enhanced with natural avocado oil.
Leave on hair for fifteen minutes.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes, until red.
Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair. You must make sure that it has all come off.
Shave armpits and legs.
Consider shaving bikini area, but decide to get it waxed instead.
Scream loudly when your husband flushes the toilet and you lose the water pressure.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mold spots with Tilex. Get out of shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent second towel.
Check entire body for the remotest sign of a zit.
Tweeze hairs.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
If you see your husband along the way, cover any exposed areas, then sashay to bedroom to spend an hour and a half getting dressed.
How to Shower Like a Man:
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed.
Leave them in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see your wife along the way, shake wiener at her, making the "woo-woo" sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs. (you don't)
Admire the size of your wiener in the mirror and scratch your ass.
Get in shower.
Don't bother to look for a washcloth...You don't use one.
Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands, then let the water just rinse it off.
Crack up at how loud your farts sound in the shower.
Majority of time is spent washing your privates and surrounding area.
Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs on the soap bar.
Shampoo your hair.
Do not use conditioner.
Make a shampoo Mohawk.
Peek out of shower curtain to look at yourself in the mirror again.
Pee (in the shower).
Rinse off and get out of the shower.
Fail to notice water on the floor because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub the whole time.
Partially dry off.
Look at yourself in the mirror. Flex muscles. Admire the wiener size again.
Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor.
Leave bathroom fan and light on.
Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist.
If you pass your wife, pull off the towel, shake wiener at her, and make the "woo-woo" sound again.
Throw wet towel on the bed.
Take 2 minutes to get dressed.
In stitches ...very good "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well just a little discussion what do yous prefer a shower or bath "
i usually have a shower cos its quicker,but when i have time i cud lie in the bath till the water goes cold ,its so relaxing |
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"Wait 'til the water charges come in. Baths will probably be a thing of the past!
or we will all have our buckets out when it rains lol"
I think I'll change my shower from monthly to bi monthly, and that hasn't anything to do with having another man in it! |
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"Wait 'til the water charges come in. Baths will probably be a thing of the past!
or we will all have our buckets out when it rains lol
I think I'll change my shower from monthly to bi monthly, and that hasn't
anything to do with having another man in it! "
ah no,u will smell even worse then |
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I love baths couldn't live without them although I shower down getting out 
