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Most Embrassing Sexual Moment

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Lets play a little list game: lets start with the best way to raise laughs. self humiliation!

So for me - got to be falling asleep during "sly" shag in middle of living room full of sleeping people - poor girl had to wrestle my pants back up while I snored! (obviously it wasn't Usee - she would have left me there half naked!)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

having bf mother come in on us as it was party at there house with two other people from party to show new trick that they had done. it was funny as they had put pegs on anything that was loose on them

lucky we were under the covers so they saw nothing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

probably tearing my penis

there was me, shagging away, about to cum, AND BOOM, felt like i was cumming, then it didnt stop, pulled out, queue blood spraying everywhere, on my ex, on the bed, the floor, the walls, the good curtains, stitches weren't much fun either,

there was also the time in the RAF, shaggin this bird, fell asleep mid thrust lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hippies lol

Scrufs

For me it's probably Waits mum walking in on me straddling Wait mid shag patting me on the back and saying "Good girl brazen hussy jusy like myself"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Can we please please please not involve my ma in this ever again !!! lol

Oh and just to note FFS scrufs!!! did her fanny have teeth???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

well was caught by a teacher in the back of the school when was shaging my first gf.got suspended from school for a week then i got time to shag her in her house lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

went to my x house (had a key ) i phoned said i was on the way 3 mins away let my self in she ran down stairs half dressed i said u horny so started shagging my x girfriend guess what happed next head a noise up stairs there me thinking somethink some1 broke in only the bloke next door trying to pull up his jeans as he fell over

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Could have worse you could walked in on her! :0

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

has to be giving an ex a blow job and his foreslin got caught in the overlap in my bottom teeth ,,,,, ouch the poor thing ,, i did kissit better ,, when he stopped bleeding ,,,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

it has to be for me mid shag on the sofa with an ex Gf, her 15yo son walks in on us. Luckily we had a duvet handy which was quickly pulled over us, and as he was berating his mother she kept on moving as she was on top. most surreal but mental none the less LOL.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hmmm.... lots of funny moments..

Got two complaints to hotel room one night for being too loud... haha! That was funny.

Gave guy handjob once under a duvet in a crowded room at a house party..

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