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"where was the strangest place you woke up after a night of drinking?"
Whilst travelling from Swansea to Cardiff on the train after a night out ended up in London Paddington.  |
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over a year ago
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"where was the strangest place you woke up after a night of drinking?
in the pub toilet 
joking i didnt really yeah right I bet that happened ha ha classy "
well ive been pissed in many a pub toilet but i dont think i ever feel asleep there |
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"In a hotel reception sofa in Turkey.
Gave all the holiday makers an eyefull arriving into hotel me on the sofa snoring my lill head off skirt up past me belly button. "
That's your normal weekend out I thought LMBYF  |
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"In a hotel reception sofa in Turkey.
Gave all the holiday makers an eyefull arriving into hotel me on the sofa snoring my lill head off skirt up past me belly button.
That's your normal weekend out I thought LMBYF "
ha ha im slowly getting bsnned from hotels now.  |
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"In a hotel reception sofa in Turkey.
Gave all the holiday makers an eyefull arriving into hotel me on the sofa snoring my lill head off skirt up past me belly button. "
I hope ya had your knickers on.. |
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"In a hotel reception sofa in Turkey.
Gave all the holiday makers an eyefull arriving into hotel me on the sofa snoring my lill head off skirt up past me belly button.
I hope ya had your knickers on.. "
I always wear my knickers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Another time I woke up, Semi-naked...
(Just underwear)
In an apartment in Paris!!...
No idea how or why!!...
But I remember being pissed off about someone placing a 'small' cushion over my 'manhood area!'
Thinking, "why a SMALL cushion????"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In a hotel reception sofa in Turkey.
Gave all the holiday makers an eyefull arriving into hotel me on the sofa snoring my lill head off skirt up past me belly button.
I hope ya had your knickers on.. I always wear my knickers. "
I thought you may have lost them while eating your kebab on the way back to the hotel.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Another time I woke up, Semi-naked...
(Just underwear)
In an apartment in Paris!!...
No idea how or why!!...
But I remember being pissed off about someone placing a 'small' cushion over my 'manhood area!'
Thinking, "why a SMALL cushion????"
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Must add, there were 4 girls just looking at me when I woke up!!...
I just got dressed, apologised (as you do) and left!!  |
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"Another time I woke up, Semi-naked...
(Just underwear)
In an apartment in Paris!!...
No idea how or why!!...
But I remember being pissed off about someone placing a 'small' cushion over my 'manhood area!'
Thinking, "why a SMALL cushion????"
Must add, there were 4 girls just looking at me when I woke up!!...
I just got dressed, apologised (as you do) and left!! "
you woke up in Paris and did
not know how u got there. .
Right im starting on the vino and hope tomorrow that happens to me.
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By (user no longer on site)
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" you woke up in Paris and did
not know how u got there. .
Right im starting on the vino and hope tomorrow that happens to me.
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Oh I was staying with some friends I have there....
I just don't know how I ended up in that particular apartment!
I was thinking "what? How? Who the fuck?"....
They were looking at me thinking "Qu'est-ce? Comment? Qui la baise?" Too!! |
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" you woke up in Paris and did
not know how u got there. .
Right im starting on the vino and hope tomorrow that happens to me.
Oh I was staying with some friends I have there....
I just don't know how I ended up in that particular apartment!
I was thinking "what? How? Who the fuck?"....
They were looking at me thinking "Qu'est-ce? Comment? Qui la baise?" Too!! "
wow french lingo help wat are u saying.
My french is just ss good ss delboy in only fools. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In the hold of a fishing trawler at sea
god id say u were sea sick after tht
Lol a bit took four days to get home tho "
Now that sounds like a great stag party!!  |
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"In the hold of a fishing trawler at sea
god id say u were sea sick after tht
Lol a bit took four days to get home tho
Now that sounds like a great stag party!! "
It sounds like a bit of a cod to me, although he could've had a whale of a time |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In the hold of a fishing trawler at sea
god id say u were sea sick after tht
Lol a bit took four days to get home tho
Now that sounds like a great stag party!!
It sounds like a bit of a cod to me, although he could've had a whale of a time "
Booooom tushhhhh!! |
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I once woke up in a suite in the park lane hotel, when I said I had to go get my bosses car I was told "you don't need to dude you drove"
Apparently I took 11 people in my bosses Granada estate!
Drugs aren't good lol.
Oh I once went out Friday got home Monday and lost a car, couldn't remember where we parked it. Had four multi-storey tickets but wasn't in any of them. Was a cheap shitty car so I bought a better one. |
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"60 miles off the south coast of ireland on a french trawler
Why am i not surprised lol  "
well i was,& not a word of french with me,had to stay with them for 3 days ,skipper wasn't gonna waste diesel bringing me back in  |
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"60 miles off the south coast of ireland on a french trawler
Why am i not surprised lol well i was,& not a word of french with me,had to stay with them for 3 days ,skipper wasn't gonna waste diesel bringing me back in "
You were well looked after i bet so no fear of u i hope they made u work for your supper lol |
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I once woke up handcuffed to a bed, not the furry play ones i may add but the real strong stainless steel ones, in a room i didn't recognise and i could see the garda uniform lying on a chair, when i heard the shower stop and a loudly red headed bangarda from Kerry emerged i let my arsecheeks unclench a bit |
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"60 miles off the south coast of ireland on a french trawler
Why am i not surprised lol well i was,& not a word of french with me,had to stay with them for 3 days ,skipper wasn't gonna waste diesel bringing me back in
You were well looked after i bet so no fear of u i hope they made u work for your supper lol "
well they did,but had to put up with alot of slaging when i did get home |
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"60 miles off the south coast of ireland on a french trawler
Why am i not surprised lol well i was,& not a word of french with me,had to stay with them for 3 days ,skipper wasn't gonna waste diesel bringing me back in
You were well looked after i bet so no fear of u i hope they made u work for your supper lol well they did,but had to put up with alot of slaging when i did get home "
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"I once woke up handcuffed to a bed, not the furry play ones i may add but the real strong stainless steel ones, in a room i didn't recognise and i could see the garda uniform lying on a chair, when i heard the shower stop and a loudly red headed bangarda from Kerry emerged i let my arsecheeks unclench a bit"
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"I once woke up handcuffed to a bed, not the furry play ones i may add but the real strong stainless steel ones, in a room i didn't recognise and i could see the garda uniform lying on a chair, when i heard the shower stop and a loudly red headed bangarda from Kerry emerged i let my arsecheeks unclench a bit : had she taken down all ur particulars?
Even practiced safe sex, told her my name was Michael Mccarthy "
Hah, I thought I recognised that pic!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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one year at oxegen i woke up in a feild 2 miles from the concert in my underwear with the word sheep shagger written on my back and jaws had 2 cocks drawed on them pointing in my mouth ohh and 2 eye brows missing that took fukin months to grow back.lol but at that the coppers an secuirty who woke me up that morning got a great owl giggle out of my |
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"where was the strangest place you woke up after a night of drinking?
in the pub toilet
joking i didnt really yeah right I bet that happened ha ha classy
well ive been pissed in many a pub toilet but i dont think i ever feel asleep there "
your kidding |
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